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(International Business Times)   Jay Z has 99 problems and people finding that's he's actually 50 years old is one   ( divider line
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2014-03-24 01:44:04 PM  
4 votes:
50? This picture was taken in 1939. He's at least a hundred!

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2014-03-24 01:55:53 PM  
2 votes:
Taking out life insurance
Checking out at the counter with older diaper versions
Playin bingo til the day cause nothin' in this life is certain

Got more wrinkles than Willem Defoe
"Who's this on the phone?"
Rockin' in my chair, tellin' kids to get the hell of my lawn
2014-03-24 01:39:23 PM  
2 votes:
Jay-Z looks like Joe Camel.

that is all.
2014-03-24 03:59:28 PM  
1 vote:
Meh, if you look the age you're lying about then I don't see the problem. I do it all the time. If people think you're 20-something while having the knowledge and wisdom of a 40-something they think you're some sort of badass wizard.
2014-03-24 02:55:51 PM  
1 vote:
Pick I remember a few years back, I was standing in line at a food trailer at an event. There were some girls in their early teens talking about a friend of theirs. "Did you hear that Debbie is going out with a really oldguy?" "No how old is he?" "I think he is something like 20 years old!"

I felt elderly after hearing that conversation. I was 25 at the time.

When you're five, anybody over 10 is old. When you're in elementary school, anybody in Jr. High is old. When you're in Jr. High, anybody in high school is old. When you're in high school, anybody over 20 is old. When you're college age, anybody over 25 is old. Then the rule changes to anybody that's 10 years older than you is old until you reach 60. Once you're in your 60s, anybody who is 85 years and above is old. Once you hit 70, anybody your age or older is old. Because you're officially old, you old bastard.
2014-03-24 02:15:56 PM  
1 vote:
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My Generation? Don't quite remember that one, how's it go?
2014-03-24 02:10:31 PM  
1 vote:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I am shocked to find out that being rich and famous does not halt the aging process. Shocked, I say!

What's amusing about famous people lying about their age is it's pretty easy to check. Even before the intertubes, it wasn't difficult. Just required access to public records.

Baloney. Tell it to Walt Disney's ageless frozen head.
2014-03-24 01:55:17 PM  
1 vote:

Pumpernickel bread: Epic Fap Session: 50? This picture was taken in 1939. He's at least a hundred!

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I think he's a vampire.   Probably at least two hundred and fifty tree fiddy years old.

2014-03-24 01:54:08 PM  
1 vote:

Epic Fap Session: 50? This picture was taken in 1939. He's at least a hundred!

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As a high ranking member of the Illuminati, he's been granted eternal life.  He's been around for at least 200+ years.
2014-03-24 01:37:33 PM  
1 vote:
He should be receiving one of these in the mail real soon: Full Size

Among the benefits are 15% off all meals at Denny's.  Enjoy JZ!
2014-03-24 01:36:11 PM  
1 vote:

MelGoesOnTour: I've never understood the mindset of [younger] people who feel it is somehow bad to get older. I mean, would they prefer to simply dies rather than live to anything above 30?!

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2014-03-24 01:35:17 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: And even as a media star he looks way better at 50 than a lot of other people his age.

Black don't crack.
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