Smelly Pirate Hooker: I am shocked to find out that being rich and famous does not halt the aging process. Shocked, I say!What's amusing about famous people lying about their age is it's pretty easy to check. Even before the intertubes, it wasn't difficult. Just required access to public records.
Pumpernickel bread: Epic Fap Session: 50? This picture was taken in 1939. He's at least a hundred![i1-news.softpedia-static.com image 728x400]I think he's a vampire. Probably at least two hundred and fifty tree fiddy years old.
Epic Fap Session: 50? This picture was taken in 1939. He's at least a hundred![i1-news.softpedia-static.com image 728x400]
MelGoesOnTour: I've never understood the mindset of [younger] people who feel it is somehow bad to get older. I mean, would they prefer to simply dies rather than live to anything above 30?!
skinink: And even as a media star he looks way better at 50 than a lot of other people his age.
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