Lt. Cheese Weasel: Armani Code did get me laid once. I wrote all about it in Penthouse.
doubled99: I've had the same bottle of Cool Water for 7 years now
Stephen_Falken: Only in America would so many idiot colonials complain because they don't know how to use cologne. Jesus f*cking christ, no wonder Europeans hate us. A man without cologne is a disgusting Neanderthal. A man with too much cologne is a forever-alone goofy b*tch who didn't go on enough dates as a teenager. I alternate between like 5 or 6 different kinds, and I never tell females what I'm wearing. This is because smell is the sense most closely tied to memory, and I don't want her going and telling some other jerk to buy my cologne - and the same thing can smell different on different people. I use Lauder Pleasures and Intuition, Acqua Di Gio, John Varvatos, Du Rothschild, fark (That's French Connection UK in case I get filterpwned) and I even have some Stetson for those goofy trips to TX. But walking around and missing out on a free chance to make a positive statement is simply f*cking igmo. What a bunch of little boys.
Harry Freakstorm: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Armani Code did get me laid once. I wrote all about it in Penthouse.Dear Penthouse, I really enjoy reading the Letters Section. Little did I know that I would be sending you my own story.It was date night and I was horny and on the prowl. I carefully prepare myself for these adventures. I shower thoroughly in Johnson's Baby Powder until I have a nice, healthy pale completion all over my body. I then apply Armani Code underarm deodorant to my underarms, underbutt, and underfeet areas. Next, I apply Armani Code body oil to the rest of my body and I brush my teeth with Armani Code Toothpaste. I finally douse my hair liberally with Armani Code Just for Men. I then put on the pants and shirt my mom left out for me and hit the streets rarin' for action.It's not too long before I am chatting up some tail out and the boulevard. I work better on the streets but you can find me in the bars and discotechs and video arcades too. This chick was instantly in to what I was saying. I think she was ready to push me in to an alley and take me right there. But part of the conquest is the chase so she plays it cool. She says "Twenty bucks if the hotel room windows open. Forty if they don't." Best seventy bucks I ever paid including the medical co-pays./sorry LT. Couldn't resist, sir.//Beats whatever work they were expecting from me
RangerTaylor: I used to not bother. Since I started the new job I've been wearing it and the wife's been all over me soooooo
GalFriday: You are all doing it wrong. This is how you do it:[www.perfume2order.com image 567x529]
CleanAndPure: My wife got me cologne. I only wear it on dates with her... which I sadly only get to do two or three times a year (we have kids and baby sitters are bloody expensive).Whereas my wife ooohs and aaaahs over the scent, I'm just as unlikely to have sex with my wife after a date than on any other night of the year... probably less because she always kills the mood by chattering with babysitter for an hour after the date ends.
UberDave: All you need is Old Spice or Brüt.The ladies love those...
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