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(Never Underdressed)   Do straight guys actually wear cologne? And does it increase your chances of getting laid?   (neverunderdressed.com) divider line 22
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2014-03-24 09:32:35 AM  
5 votes:
Please for the love of god, everyone, and I mean everyone, stop with the perfume and cologne. Please, just stop.
2014-03-24 09:46:46 AM  
4 votes:
I make out better getting laid when I smell like weed.
2014-03-24 10:41:22 AM  
2 votes:
No way. Also, men that wear cologne at work should be put up against a wall at shot.

Related, I met a VP of marketing for Axe. He said their money demographic is Hispanic males age 12-18. If anyone else buys that crap, it's all gravy.
2014-03-24 10:19:56 AM  
2 votes:
media.midwayusa.com
2014-03-24 10:16:43 AM  
2 votes:

RangerTaylor: I used to not bother. Since I started the new job I've been wearing it and the wife's been all over me soooooo


So you started making money and wearing cologne at the same time?

You have confounded the experiment!
2014-03-24 07:19:07 AM  
2 votes:
yes and yes.

black phoenix alchemy lab.  go forth and stink  NO MORE!

/here endth the lesson.
2014-03-24 06:07:33 AM  
2 votes:
No.
2014-03-24 03:29:23 PM  
1 votes:

Stephen_Falken: Only in America would so many idiot colonials complain because they don't know how to use cologne. Jesus f*cking christ, no wonder Europeans hate us. A man without cologne is a disgusting Neanderthal. A man with too much cologne is a forever-alone goofy b*tch who didn't go on enough dates as a teenager. I alternate between like 5 or 6 different kinds, and I never tell females what I'm wearing. This is because smell is the sense most closely tied to memory, and I don't want her going and telling some other jerk to buy my cologne - and the same thing can smell different on different people. I use Lauder Pleasures and Intuition, Acqua Di Gio, John Varvatos, Du Rothschild, fark (That's French Connection UK in case I get filterpwned) and I even have some Stetson for those goofy trips to TX. But walking around and missing out on a free chance to make a positive statement is simply f*cking igmo. What a bunch of little boys.


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2014-03-24 01:06:45 PM  
1 votes:
Couple of different colognes, lightly applied, but my current girl likes it best when I smell like the leather cleaner I use on my riding gear.
2014-03-24 12:12:57 PM  
1 votes:

Stephen_Falken: Only in America would so many idiot colonials complain because they don't know how to use cologne. Jesus f*cking christ, no wonder Europeans hate us. A man without cologne is a disgusting Neanderthal. A man with too much cologne is a forever-alone goofy b*tch who didn't go on enough dates as a teenager. I alternate between like 5 or 6 different kinds, and I never tell females what I'm wearing. This is because smell is the sense most closely tied to memory, and I don't want her going and telling some other jerk to buy my cologne - and the same thing can smell different on different people. I use Lauder Pleasures and Intuition, Acqua Di Gio, John Varvatos, Du Rothschild, fark (That's French Connection UK in case I get filterpwned) and I even have some Stetson for those goofy trips to TX. But walking around and missing out on a free chance to make a positive statement is simply f*cking igmo. What a bunch of little boys.


I haven't seen American Psycho in a while, is this dialogue from that?
2014-03-24 11:46:51 AM  
1 votes:
Old Spice and Bay Rum are recommended for the older gent who's looking for a younger playmate with a daddy complex.
2014-03-24 09:50:47 AM  
1 votes:

croesius: Had a coworker last night ask me what cologne I was wearing...had to think about it for a second, then I realized it was Desitin.
Parenting FTW


Yeah, wife bought me a big bottle of something not long after we started dating. I used to wear it every now and then, but she got tired of the scent.

I have always gotten the "you smell good" compliments from the fresh after a shower smell, and from the scent of shaving cream.
2014-03-24 09:45:27 AM  
1 votes:
Not day to day, but if I'm getting dressed up I do. Old Spice original or Curve.
2014-03-24 09:44:58 AM  
1 votes:

CleanAndPure: My wife got me cologne. I only wear it on dates with her... which I sadly only get to do two or three times a year (we have kids and baby sitters are bloody expensive).

Whereas my wife ooohs and aaaahs over the scent, I'm just as unlikely to have sex with my wife after a date than on any other night of the year... probably less because she always kills the mood by chattering with babysitter for an hour after the date ends.


That's very alarming. I think you and I are married to the same woman.
2014-03-24 09:43:14 AM  
1 votes:
My wife got me cologne. I only wear it on dates with her... which I sadly only get to do two or three times a year (we have kids and baby sitters are bloody expensive).

Whereas my wife ooohs and aaaahs over the scent, I'm just as unlikely to have sex with my wife after a date than on any other night of the year... probably less because she always kills the mood by chattering with babysitter for an hour after the date ends.
2014-03-24 09:40:36 AM  
1 votes:

exparrot: \English Leather...or nothing at all.

\\HAI! Karate!

\\\Canoe Canoe?

\\\\No, I don't because I graduated from high school


I actually kind of like the smell of Canoe.  Also, Old Spice, the old school kind.

/lawn, off
2014-03-24 09:39:01 AM  
1 votes:
As long as you don't smell like colon....

spatula-city.org
2014-03-24 09:37:58 AM  
1 votes:
Young men from the Middle East. Get on an elevator with them and you will wish you had a respirator. I think they marinate themselves in cologne.
2014-03-24 09:36:35 AM  
1 votes:
I've never worn cologne.  I can't stand the smell of it.  Any of it.  And I can't understand why people feel the need to marinate in it.  I guess it's easier than bathing.
2014-03-24 09:35:18 AM  
1 votes:
You should smell like nothing. Nothing is the best smell.
2014-03-24 08:46:12 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, if you don't go crazy with it.
2014-03-24 08:18:17 AM  
1 votes:
When I get dressed up, and I'm married, so no.
 
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