jigger: Not sure if the Hugo Boss thing is still happening.
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Armani Code did get me laid once. I wrote all about it in Penthouse.
RangerTaylor: I used to not bother. Since I started the new job I've been wearing it and the wife's been all over me soooooo
Harry Freakstorm: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Armani Code did get me laid once. I wrote all about it in Penthouse.Dear Penthouse, I really enjoy reading the Letters Section. Little did I know that I would be sending you my own story.It was date night and I was horny and on the prowl. I carefully prepare myself for these adventures. I shower thoroughly in Johnson's Baby Powder until I have a nice, healthy pale completion all over my body. I then apply Armani Code underarm deodorant to my underarms, underbutt, and underfeet areas. Next, I apply Armani Code body oil to the rest of my body and I brush my teeth with Armani Code Toothpaste. I finally douse my hair liberally with Armani Code Just for Men. I then put on the pants and shirt my mom left out for me and hit the streets rarin' for action.It's not too long before I am chatting up some tail out and the boulevard. I work better on the streets but you can find me in the bars and discotechs and video arcades too. This chick was instantly in to what I was saying. I think she was ready to push me in to an alley and take me right there. But part of the conquest is the chase so she plays it cool. She says "Twenty bucks if the hotel room windows open. Forty if they don't." Best seventy bucks I ever paid including the medical co-pays./sorry LT. Couldn't resist, sir.//Beats whatever work they were expecting from me
devilEther: [love-medicine.com image 250x250]A few dabs of this behind the ears will get you laid.
Milo Minderbinder: No way. Also, men that wear cologne at work should be put up against a wall at shot.Related, I met a VP of marketing for Axe. He said their money demographic is Hispanic males age 12-18. If anyone else buys that crap, it's all gravy.
ArgusRun: marius2: My natural smell brings the girls to the yardThey're like "Can I smell your arms"[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]
revrendjim: Young men from the Middle East. Get on an elevator with them and you will wish you had a respirator. I think they marinate themselves in cologne.
quietwalker: I used to, since it was a standard at work and I don't want to smell "more like a man than I want to". Now, not so much. The wife claims to get headaches from any perfume or cologne or even various soap scents, and makes over-dramatic 'now I have a headache and I'm retching as well' actions when I put on deodorant.
Nurglitch: I have a co-worker that claims to have environmental allergies, so nothing except whatever I washed with this morning. Speaking of, I found out yesterday that my Dove brand shampoo has caffeine in it. Seriously.
Agatha Crispy: Irish Spring soap is all you need.
GRCooper: Polo Black.Trust me.
UberDave: All you need is Old Spice or Brüt.The ladies love those...
INeedAName: UberDave: All you need is Old Spice or Brüt.The ladies love those...Anything that smells like their dad is usually a winner.
Stephen_Falken: Only in America would so many idiot colonials complain because they don't know how to use cologne. Jesus f*cking christ, no wonder Europeans hate us. A man without cologne is a disgusting Neanderthal. A man with too much cologne is a forever-alone goofy b*tch who didn't go on enough dates as a teenager. I alternate between like 5 or 6 different kinds, and I never tell females what I'm wearing. This is because smell is the sense most closely tied to memory, and I don't want her going and telling some other jerk to buy my cologne - and the same thing can smell different on different people. I use Lauder Pleasures and Intuition, Acqua Di Gio, John Varvatos, Du Rothschild, fark (That's French Connection UK in case I get filterpwned) and I even have some Stetson for those goofy trips to TX. But walking around and missing out on a free chance to make a positive statement is simply f*cking igmo. What a bunch of little boys.
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