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(Philly.com)   56% of people say their number one activity while driving is singing. The other 44% just text their friends about the idiot in the next car doing karaoke   (philly.com ) divider line
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2014-03-24 08:17:06 AM  
Look, it's the only place I can sing where someone doesn't call the cops thinking there's a cat being strangled after having been fed broken glass.;b
 
2014-03-24 08:21:32 AM  
Some of us engage in other communicative activities, which are similar to texting but completely legal.
 
2014-03-24 09:41:57 AM  

dittybopper: Some of us engage in other communicative activities, which are similar to texting but completely legal.


Masurbation?
 
2014-03-24 09:53:17 AM  
Sometimes I yell, and make fart noises.
 
2014-03-24 09:59:57 AM  
My #1 activity while driving is driving.
 
2014-03-24 10:24:06 AM  

natazha: My #1 activity while driving is driving.


Sounds dangerous.
 
2014-03-24 11:42:56 AM  

spamdog: Sometimes I yell, and make fart noises.


Sometimes i just fart.

One morning I had the worst stinky farts I've ever had.  You know, the kind that make you wonder what in the hell you ate the night before.  So i get on the motorcycle and ride to work.  I let one rip about 200 feet from an intersection.  Light turns red, i stop, and a few seconds later the damn thing caught up to me.  Seriously, 200 feet later and it still had life.  The people in cars next to me were looking at me wondering why i was laughing my ass off.

/Spent the day crop dusting the network dudes' cubes
 
2014-03-24 11:51:43 AM  

rdkerns: dittybopper: Some of us engage in other communicative activities, which are similar to texting but completely legal.

Masurbation?


You communicate through masturbation?
 
2014-03-24 12:17:44 PM  
I see a little silhouette of a man
 
2014-03-24 12:39:47 PM  

Fano: I see a little silhouette of a man


Scaramouche! Scaramouch! Will you do the fandango!

//one of my faves
//"Under Pressure" also gets me going
 
2014-03-24 12:51:00 PM  

KidneyStone: spamdog: Sometimes I yell, and make fart noises.

Sometimes i just fart.

One morning I had the worst stinky farts I've ever had.  You know, the kind that make you wonder what in the hell you ate the night before.  So i get on the motorcycle and ride to work.  I let one rip about 200 feet from an intersection.  Light turns red, i stop, and a few seconds later the damn thing caught up to me.  Seriously, 200 feet later and it still had life.  The people in cars next to me were looking at me wondering why i was laughing my ass off.

/Spent the day crop dusting the network dudes' cubes


There is no escape...
 
2014-03-24 12:52:01 PM  

mutterfark: Look, it's the only place I can sing where someone doesn't call the cops thinking there's a cat being strangled after having been fed broken glass.;b


Same here.  I can sing decently, it's my insistence on singing in different accents and movie/cartoon character voices that'll drive a person insane.

Pinkie Pie does a decent Lincoln Park cover, but Romanian Adelle is much better.
 
2014-03-24 01:05:04 PM  
Nothing about road head?
 
2014-03-24 02:03:37 PM  

dittybopper: rdkerns: dittybopper: Some of us engage in other communicative activities, which are similar to texting but completely legal.

Masurbation?

You communicate through masturbation?


Doesn't everyone?
 
2014-03-24 02:13:16 PM  
I'm singing 100% of the time while I'm driving. I get in my car and hook up my ipod before I leave. My favorite thing is singing things in languages that I don't speak. Currently that's German, Japanese, and a bit of Korean.

Giant trunk subwoofers blasting gangsta rap are popular in my city, but I've discovered a great countermeasure. I've found that J-Pop girl bands cut through the heavy bass like a knife. If I'm stopped at a light next to one of these, I can turn up the J-Pop and watch the wannabe bangers give ME the weird looks. Then I start singing along in Japanese (I'm a mid-20s white guy) and they start getting freaked out and try to get away from me as quickly as possible.

/Mission accomplished.
 
2014-03-24 02:51:44 PM  
The people that sing are like those dogs that can't stop yapping. Too much stimulation makes them crazy.
 
2014-03-24 03:20:37 PM  

mutterfark: Look, it's the only place I can sing where someone doesn't call the cops thinking there's a cat being strangled after having been fed broken glass.;b


Ditto.  You don't want to hear me belt out classic rock tunes.  At least I have the good sense to not EVER do karaoke.
 
2014-03-24 03:23:51 PM  
What about driving?  How about paying attention to the fact that you are directing 2 tons of steel at breakneck speeds within feet of other cars and children even.  We must think of the children.
 
2014-03-24 03:52:10 PM  
I'm a 32 year old white man, but as soon as I get in the car and the door closes, I am Aretha Franklin.
 
2014-03-24 04:05:09 PM  
Driving While Harmonica is not a crime.


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2014-03-24 04:37:06 PM  
Rock out with your cock out.
 
2014-03-24 07:43:45 PM  
Singing and whistling do it for me.

Mediocre singer, but quite proud of my whistle.
 
2014-03-25 01:21:08 AM  
"This is Audible."
 
2014-03-25 03:15:30 AM  
i just headbang to cannibal corpse.
 
2014-03-25 06:57:47 AM  

natazha: My #1 activity while driving is driving.


We don't like your kind around here....

And WTF? is your car broken or something?  There was a light on it that started flickering on and off before you made that last turn.  I tried to warn you by flipping you off when I looked up from my breakfast, but I'm not sure you saw since I was holding my iPad at the time.  Because of you I had to cross all the way onto the right side of the yellow lines....

But for anyone else - remember, if you can't sing good, sing loud - it's gotten me this far in life... <looks around> ...well, I'm not a good example, but it can't make things any worse, right?
 
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