dittybopper: Some of us engage in other communicative activities, which are similar to texting but completely legal.
natazha: My #1 activity while driving is driving.
rdkerns: dittybopper: Some of us engage in other communicative activities, which are similar to texting but completely legal.Masurbation?
Fano: I see a little silhouette of a man
KidneyStone: spamdog: Sometimes I yell, and make fart noises.Sometimes i just fart.One morning I had the worst stinky farts I've ever had. You know, the kind that make you wonder what in the hell you ate the night before. So i get on the motorcycle and ride to work. I let one rip about 200 feet from an intersection. Light turns red, i stop, and a few seconds later the damn thing caught up to me. Seriously, 200 feet later and it still had life. The people in cars next to me were looking at me wondering why i was laughing my ass off./Spent the day crop dusting the network dudes' cubes
mutterfark: Look, it's the only place I can sing where someone doesn't call the cops thinking there's a cat being strangled after having been fed broken glass.;b
dittybopper: rdkerns: dittybopper: Some of us engage in other communicative activities, which are similar to texting but completely legal.Masurbation?You communicate through masturbation?
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