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(WWE)   How many hours will Triple B+ beat Daniel Bryan this week? Is Arnold Schwarzenegger going to defend the big eagle he received in 1999? Will the audience have to be as high as Shaggy to deal with Scooby Doo on WWE RAW at 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com) divider line 1676
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2014-03-24 07:58:33 AM
In the spirit of last night's "The Walking Dead", I'd just like to start this thread by saying...
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
This week's gredunza? CLAIMED!
 
2014-03-24 09:29:35 AM
...maybe this thread could go gredunza before RAW even starts tonight?

Hell, you've got ten hours and 30 minutes to do it.
 
2014-03-24 09:31:31 AM
What, too soon?
 
2014-03-24 09:36:18 AM
LMS

/I'd laugh if it were true
 
2014-03-24 09:50:48 AM
IN.
 
2014-03-24 09:53:17 AM
Dayum, already?
 
2014-03-24 10:06:24 AM
ARMBAR!
 
2014-03-24 10:49:03 AM
It will be the End of Days for you, Triple H!
 
2014-03-24 11:04:39 AM
GET TO DA CHOPPA!
 
2014-03-24 11:06:27 AM
Thanks to the FWC APPAPPAPP, here's what you missed this past weekend in the FWC Twitterverse:

1. Lip Balm posts a "combine your birth month and birth day, and use this graphic to figure out your porn name"

2-8:  Porn name tweeting commences.

10.  Group decides to start using #fwcafterdark on occasion.

11.  $100 man gets the ball rolling with, "could be worse - your name could be CLENIS"

12.  Clenis discussion ensues, which eventually leads to $100 adding, "That awkward moment when you have to explain Clenis to a non-FWC person"

13.  I chime in with, "I had to explain it to (Jet) when she first joined FWC, lol," adding, "Think of it as the 'Cleinis and the Bees' talk."

14-eleventy:  Clenis and the Bees...Clenis and the Bees everywhere.

Infinity/0:   @CLENISANDBEES is started by Supercamp, immediately follows Stephanie McMahaon on Twitter


As for me, I'm just happy that one of my jokes actually got over with the human population for a change!  I'm now 1/100000 on successful jokes!  xD
 
2014-03-24 11:08:05 AM

clintster: GET TO DA CHOPPA!


IT'S NOT A BOTCHHHH
 
2014-03-24 12:14:22 PM
Looks like the theme for this year's HoF is "catch 'em while they're sober"

i6.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-24 12:42:06 PM
When did they announce Scott Hall?
 
2014-03-24 01:23:14 PM

ManateeGag: When did they announce Scott Hall?


I think they will tonight...I'm assuming that news was leaked
 
2014-03-24 02:01:45 PM
The value of WWE's stock has quietly risen from about $10 a share at the first of the year to about $30. Mainly based on lucrative cable TV contracts.

Yes I am a stockholder. Why do you ask?
 
2014-03-24 02:45:33 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ManateeGag: When did they announce Scott Hall?

I think they will tonight...I'm assuming that news was leaked


then DDP is a miracle worker!  he's better than Doctor Drew.
 
2014-03-24 03:33:00 PM
Follow @CLENISANDBEES if you want to claw your eyes out and have your face melt off.
 
2014-03-24 04:29:31 PM
UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 03/24/2014

@CLENISANDBEES (If you want your face to melt off)


Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle

Cheezitmojo - @TheBusyGuy
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Daquin - @ThePecoraro
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
Gunny Highway - @Ixepex
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Irishman4 - @mike1238
Jetskimoo - @coffeesnob42
Jsam21 - @coach_Sampson21
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
Machoprogrammer - @WrestlingMark2
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Mztlplx - @tinfoil_fedora
nathanjr - @TheKDofDC
Rated-Mk17 - @Rated_MK17
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass

Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
The Buzzards - @FTBuzzards
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @JDGannonWriter
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud
 
2014-03-24 05:24:28 PM
You guys, I had this horrible nightmare over the weekend. Grand Moff Joseph made this joke about the "clenis and the bees," while we were all talking about clenis on Twitter for some reason and it somehow gained sentience and started its own Twitter account. Thank goodness it was just a bad dream.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-24 05:27:48 PM
I'm still mad my porn name turned out to be "Queen Cuffer." What the hell.
 
2014-03-24 05:30:41 PM
I'll be back later with a t-shirt update, but for now, here's your checklist, sponsored by Burt's Clenis Bees!


Weekly RAW Checklist(or for watching fark burn)

originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2014-03-24 05:32:08 PM
CLENIS AND THE BEES
 
2014-03-24 05:33:11 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

derpicdn.net
 
2014-03-24 05:39:05 PM
It's Clenis and the Bees
It's Clenis and the Bees
The unnatural appendage
Will bring you to your knees
It isn't very nice
An extra finger spliced
A penis?
No, Clenis and the bees, bees, bees, bees
Bees, bees, bees bees,
BEES
 
2014-03-24 05:42:00 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-24 06:03:54 PM
You people better be glad I only learned of this Clenisbee thing today...

Oh,do  I have things  coming for you.
 
2014-03-24 06:29:52 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-24 06:38:27 PM
According to his Twitter account, DBD is not medically cleared tonight after that beatdown last week. So no DBD tonite means even more Triple B+.

*groan*
 
2014-03-24 06:39:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You people better be glad I only learned of this Clenisbee thing today...

Oh,do  I have things  coming for you.


Yea having a Clenis discussion without you there felt sorta like we were cheating on you, lol!

/C-C-Clenis and the Bees...
 
2014-03-24 06:53:33 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You people better be glad I only learned of this Clenisbee thing today...

Oh,do  I have things  coming for you.


I get the feeling a lot of this wil be needed...

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-24 06:54:35 PM

my lip balm addiction: According to his Twitter account, DBD is not medically cleared tonight after that beatdown last week. So no DBD tonite means even more Triple B+.

*groan*


Just doing business.  It's Danielson's turn to get the upper hand headed into the go-home show next week.
 
2014-03-24 06:57:27 PM
Can someone get some fuddfic going with CLENIS and the bees? That would be WAY kewl!
 
2014-03-24 06:57:32 PM

Supercampion: UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 03/24/2014

@CLENISANDBEES (If you want your face to melt off)

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
Cheezitmojo - @TheBusyGuy
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Daquin - @ThePecoraro
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
Gunny Highway - @Ixepex
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Irishman4 - @mike1238
Jetskimoo - @coffeesnob42
Jsam21 - @coach_Sampson21
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
Machoprogrammer - @WrestlingMark2
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Mztlplx - @tinfoil_fedora
nathanjr - @TheKDofDC
Rated-Mk17 - @Rated_MK17
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass
Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
The Buzzards - @FTBuzzards
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @JDGannonWriter
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud


I'm surprised Clenis & The Bees didn't make the list.  XD
 
2014-03-24 06:59:14 PM
Also, still working on it, its not done yet. New family NPO portrait.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-24 06:59:57 PM

robsul82: my lip balm addiction: According to his Twitter account, DBD is not medically cleared tonight after that beatdown last week. So no DBD tonite means even more Triple B+.

*groan*

Just doing business.  It's Danielson's turn to get the upper hand headed into the go-home show next week.


I was thinking that too. He may not wrestle as they are prob giving him a rest week heading into Mania but I bet there is some sort of segment with H and Stef in the ring and DBD on the titantron blowing up their limo or something to that effect.

Personally I would like to see Danielson go a little heel and do some kinda messed up things. Use the "I actually did learn a few things from my time with the Wyatts" thing and really get all dark and psychological on the Authority. I know that's not how it will be written but a gal can dream!
 
2014-03-24 07:01:39 PM

my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 03/24/2014

@CLENISANDBEES (If you want your face to melt off)

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
Cheezitmojo - @TheBusyGuy
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Daquin - @ThePecoraro
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
Gunny Highway - @Ixepex
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Irishman4 - @mike1238
Jetskimoo - @coffeesnob42
Jsam21 - @coach_Sampson21
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
Machoprogrammer - @WrestlingMark2
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Mztlplx - @tinfoil_fedora
nathanjr - @TheKDofDC
Rated-Mk17 - @Rated_MK17
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass
Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
The Buzzards - @FTBuzzards
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @JDGannonWriter
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud

I'm surprised Clenis & The Bees didn't make the list.  XD

 
2014-03-24 07:01:40 PM

ShiningWizard: robsul82: my lip balm addiction: According to his Twitter account, DBD is not medically cleared tonight after that beatdown last week. So no DBD tonite means even more Triple B+.

*groan*

Just doing business.  It's Danielson's turn to get the upper hand headed into the go-home show next week.

I was thinking that too. He may not wrestle as they are prob giving him a rest week heading into Mania but I bet there is some sort of segment with H and Stef in the ring and DBD on the titantron blowing up their limo or something to that effect.

Personally I would like to see Danielson go a little heel and do some kinda messed up things. Use the "I actually did learn a few things from my time with the Wyatts" thing and really get all dark and psychological on the Authority. I know that's not how it will be written but a gal can dream!


Stephanie gives Gagne a new NASCAR and DBD covers it in paint?
 
2014-03-24 07:05:51 PM

ShiningWizard: robsul82: my lip balm addiction: According to his Twitter account, DBD is not medically cleared tonight after that beatdown last week. So no DBD tonite means even more Triple B+.

*groan*

Just doing business.  It's Danielson's turn to get the upper hand headed into the go-home show next week.

I was thinking that too. He may not wrestle as they are prob giving him a rest week heading into Mania but I bet there is some sort of segment with H and Stef in the ring and DBD on the titantron blowing up their limo or something to that effect.

Personally I would like to see Danielson go a little heel and do some kinda messed up things. Use the "I actually did learn a few things from my time with the Wyatts" thing and really get all dark and psychological on the Authority. I know that's not how it will be written but a gal can dream!


"I GOT AURORA, HUNTER!"
 
2014-03-24 07:07:19 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: ShiningWizard: robsul82: my lip balm addiction: According to his Twitter account, DBD is not medically cleared tonight after that beatdown last week. So no DBD tonite means even more Triple B+.

*groan*

Just doing business.  It's Danielson's turn to get the upper hand headed into the go-home show next week.

I was thinking that too. He may not wrestle as they are prob giving him a rest week heading into Mania but I bet there is some sort of segment with H and Stef in the ring and DBD on the titantron blowing up their limo or something to that effect.

Personally I would like to see Danielson go a little heel and do some kinda messed up things. Use the "I actually did learn a few things from my time with the Wyatts" thing and really get all dark and psychological on the Authority. I know that's not how it will be written but a gal can dream!

Stephanie gives Gagne a new NASCAR and DBD covers it in paint?


I think taking a sledgehammer to it would be better.
 
2014-03-24 07:08:20 PM

robsul82: ShiningWizard: robsul82: my lip balm addiction: According to his Twitter account, DBD is not medically cleared tonight after that beatdown last week. So no DBD tonite means even more Triple B+.

*groan*

Just doing business.  It's Danielson's turn to get the upper hand headed into the go-home show next week.

I was thinking that too. He may not wrestle as they are prob giving him a rest week heading into Mania but I bet there is some sort of segment with H and Stef in the ring and DBD on the titantron blowing up their limo or something to that effect.

Personally I would like to see Danielson go a little heel and do some kinda messed up things. Use the "I actually did learn a few things from my time with the Wyatts" thing and really get all dark and psychological on the Authority. I know that's not how it will be written but a gal can dream!

"I GOT AURORA, HUNTER!"


And he brings back Snitsky for some punting practice?
 
2014-03-24 07:09:00 PM

Supercampion: Also, still working on it, its not done yet. New family NPO portrait.

[i.imgur.com image 850x400]


Looking good Supercampion! I like where this is going!
 
2014-03-24 07:11:40 PM

clintster: In the spirit of last night's "The Walking Dead", I'd just like to start this thread by saying...
[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 623x353]
This week's gredunza? CLAIMED!


Look at the flowers, Clintster.

You're talking to the Hardcore Fred Phelps Gredunza Champion here.

I would post a pic, but DOG HATES BELTS.
 
2014-03-24 07:12:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: clintster: In the spirit of last night's "The Walking Dead", I'd just like to start this thread by saying...
[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 623x353]
This week's gredunza? CLAIMED!

Look at the flowers, Clintster.

You're talking to the Hardcore Fred Phelps Gredunza Champion here.

I would post a pic, but DOG HATES BELTS.


fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-03-24 07:15:36 PM

ShiningWizard: robsul82: my lip balm addiction: According to his Twitter account, DBD is not medically cleared tonight after that beatdown last week. So no DBD tonite means even more Triple B+.

*groan*

Just doing business.  It's Danielson's turn to get the upper hand headed into the go-home show next week.

I was thinking that too. He may not wrestle as they are prob giving him a rest week heading into Mania but I bet there is some sort of segment with H and Stef in the ring and DBD on the titantron blowing up their limo or something to that effect.

Personally I would like to see Danielson go a little heel and do some kinda messed up things. Use the "I actually did learn a few things from my time with the Wyatts" thing and really get all dark and psychological on the Authority. I know that's not how it will be written but a gal can dream!


Isn't this around the time he's getting married too?

Also, big congrats for whoever it was (I forgot) who won LMS last week in what was by far the biggest battle I've ever seen for said award in my short time here in the FWC, well deserved
 
2014-03-24 07:16:50 PM

my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: Also, still working on it, its not done yet. New family NPO portrait.

[i.imgur.com image 850x400]

Looking good Supercampion! I like where this is going!


Very nice
 
2014-03-24 07:17:46 PM
Why isn't this in the Politics tab?
 
2014-03-24 07:18:56 PM
Look, we didn't get Mizark-Betty White and we won't get DBD winning WM (Cena ends it all)

So, just give us tonight WWE. Just start off with supernatural and weird things happening throughout the show. Scooby investigates and all signs point to Kane.

Then reveal it is Wade Barrett in a mask

THAT IS YOUR DAMN FULL NIGHT OF BACKSTAGE VINIGRETTES, I JUST WROTE YOU RATINGS!
 
2014-03-24 07:18:57 PM

The Bestest: Why isn't this in the Politics tab?


Because fark you that's why
 
2014-03-24 07:19:36 PM

natural316: ShiningWizard: robsul82: my lip balm addiction: According to his Twitter account, DBD is not medically cleared tonight after that beatdown last week. So no DBD tonite means even more Triple B+.

*groan*

Just doing business.  It's Danielson's turn to get the upper hand headed into the go-home show next week.

I was thinking that too. He may not wrestle as they are prob giving him a rest week heading into Mania but I bet there is some sort of segment with H and Stef in the ring and DBD on the titantron blowing up their limo or something to that effect.

Personally I would like to see Danielson go a little heel and do some kinda messed up things. Use the "I actually did learn a few things from my time with the Wyatts" thing and really get all dark and psychological on the Authority. I know that's not how it will be written but a gal can dream!

Isn't this around the time he's getting married too?

Also, big congrats for whoever it was (I forgot) who won LMS last week in what was by far the biggest battle I've ever seen for said award in my short time here in the FWC, well deserved


They (DBD & Brie) have both said that they are getting married after WM30 because they will have a couple weeks off at that time.
 
2014-03-24 07:20:58 PM

The Bestest: Why isn't this in the Politics tab?


Maaaann...we took that shiat over last week. Where you been?
 
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