JerseyTim: Why do all these great scientists look like members of 80s hair metal bands?
usernameguy: Halley invented rectangular trees.
usernameguy: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Cog Spinner: Newton obviously had a lot of time on his hands.Mrs. Newton was crap at blowjobs, kept using her teeth.There was no Mrs Newton. Isaac died a virgin.
drdank: I find this History of Fish difficult to masturbate to.
strife: Superjew: When Knowledge Conquered FearWell this shouldn't anger the creationists very much.They're already feeling slighted because they're not being acknowledged.
cmb53208: The history of fish??
cmb53208: Thrakkorzog: After reading a couple comments up stream I had a thought... Shouldn't people running for public office have to pass an sat test for basic intelligence before they can run?Passing the test would actually hurt some candidates
cameroncrazy1984: Altair: cameroncrazy1984: Kiribub: An arduous tour de force of mathematical brillianceBut no, Tyson is just a boring speaker.SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!I take it you don't believe in sarcasm.
JerseyTim: That was kinda explicit.
JerseyTim: I have to make it to 82 to see this stupid comet come back.
Kiribub: An arduous tour de force of mathematical brilliance
HindiDiscoMonster: cameroncrazy1984: HindiDiscoMonster: cameroncrazy1984: CanisNoir: Aquapope: Don't forget that Creationists are pissed that Cosmos hasn't given a fair shake to their theories. They're doing that tonight. A very detailed and thorough analysis of all of the science in creationist theory. It's supposed to be between the 47th and 48th seconds of tonight's show. Don't blink.What's interesting is that the Creation stories are fairly accurate metaphores of The Big Bang and the evolution of the universe and life on Earth. Not bad for bronze age tribesmen.Well, other than the timing and the method, and the origin of life, sure.met·a·phor /ˈmetəˌfôr,-fər/noun: metaphor; plural noun: metaphors1. a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable./that should help you to understand.I know what a metaphor is. The metaphor still gets it wrong.I am not so sure you do... maybe drink half measures... there is quite a bit of Billion floating around on this episode...
Kiribub: I don't know about you, bit our local commercials are hilarious.
usernameguy: Isaac Newton was kidnapped by Somali pirates.
Benevolent Misanthrope: But, you know, keep on giving me shiat. You seem to enjoy it.
cameroncrazy1984: I will never get tired of watching footage of the Apollo missions.
JerseyTim: I'm starting to think this show is just an excuse for Neil to travel to a bunch of different places he wanted to see.
Benevolent Misanthrope: Cerebral Ballsy: Benevolent Misanthrope: Hello, everyone!I have no cable, and therefore no Cosmos :(, but wanted to drop in and say Hi y'all.What's shakin'?What is this cable you speak of?I am watching on digital antenna.Northern Canada. Remote. No OTA. Cut cable because it's not worth $200/mo for a few hours a month. I stream.Jesus. No one reads past the Boobiess here.
BeerBear: cameroncrazy1984: Oh no! He said "Hell's Bells"! And now AC/DC is stuck in my head. Great.only thing to do...drink up!
TinyFist: I think NDT is onto our little drinking game and is just f*cking with us at this point."Newton, Newton, Newton, Newton...."Wait, what were we talking about? I have to pee. Who the hell is the black guy on TV?I don't feel good.
Benevolent Misanthrope: esus. No one reads past the Boobiess here.
Kumana Wanalaia: Oooh, Transcendence movie looks good.
The Googles Do Nothing: I'm watching basketball. You nerds can keep pretending this show makes you smarter when in fact your liberal arts degrees prove you know jack shiat.
Flying Lasagna Monster: [www.thecitrusreport.com image 588x473]
Kumana Wanalaia: Did you ever observe the cosmos...ON WEED?
Flashlight: Easily the most boring program ever.
CanisNoir: Aquapope: Don't forget that Creationists are pissed that Cosmos hasn't given a fair shake to their theories. They're doing that tonight. A very detailed and thorough analysis of all of the science in creationist theory. It's supposed to be between the 47th and 48th seconds of tonight's show. Don't blink.What's interesting is that the Creation stories are fairly accurate metaphores of The Big Bang and the evolution of the universe and life on Earth. Not bad for bronze age tribesmen.
crypticsatellite: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: crypticsatellite: Neil says:Billion(s) - big sipBillions and billions - finish your drinkIntelligence - sipCosmos - sipNewton - sipI'm out of beer...Vodka? Bourbon? Scotch? Wine?
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