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(Carl Sagan Portal)   "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" episode 3 discussion thread and drinking game. 9PM Eastern on Fox   (carlsagan.com) divider line 77
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2014-03-23 09:16:39 PM
6 votes:
Hell'a Bells!

For those about to science, we salute you!
2014-03-23 09:15:00 PM
5 votes:
Ooops, wrong Scientific Penguinism cartoon. Let's fix that:

photos1.blogger.com
2014-03-23 09:33:40 PM
4 votes:

JerseyTim: Why do all these great scientists look like members of 80s hair metal bands?


They're all Tesla fans.
2014-03-23 09:03:02 PM
4 votes:
AMBER ALERT: BLACK MAN STEALS BABY
2014-03-23 08:53:42 PM
4 votes:
Don't forget that Creationists are pissed that Cosmos hasn't given a fair shake to their theories.  They're doing that tonight.  A very detailed and thorough analysis of all of the science in creationist theory.  It's supposed to be between the 47th and 48th seconds of tonight's show.  Don't blink.
2014-03-24 12:44:29 AM
3 votes:

usernameguy: Halley invented rectangular trees.


Do they have square roots?

Nyuck nyuck nyuck!
2014-03-23 09:43:49 PM
3 votes:

picodenico: JerseyTim: I'm starting to think this show is just an excuse for Neil to travel to a bunch of different places he wanted to see.

Well he was just at Saturn.

I'd like to go.


I would much rather go to Orion and pick up a six pack of these:

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2014-03-23 10:22:01 PM
2 votes:

usernameguy: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Cog Spinner: Newton obviously had a lot of time on his hands.

Mrs. Newton was crap at blowjobs, kept using her teeth.

There was no Mrs Newton. Isaac died a virgin.


No wonder Newton was a jerk.. shiatty parents, no strange, an arch-nemesis.

Meanwhile Halley had the rich, spoiling dad, hot wife, sailed around the world, and all the copies of "The History of Fish" a man could ever want.
2014-03-23 10:18:55 PM
2 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: usernameguy: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Cog Spinner: Newton obviously had a lot of time on his hands.

Mrs. Newton was crap at blowjobs, kept using her teeth.

There was no Mrs Newton. Isaac died a virgin.

Serves him right for inventing gravity. Bastard.


gravity isn't real... the universe just sucks.
2014-03-23 09:56:13 PM
2 votes:
Daily doses of mercury is bad for you?

Well, looks like I need to make some lifestyle changes.
2014-03-23 09:48:34 PM
2 votes:

drdank: I find this History of Fish difficult to masturbate to.


I note you did not say impossible.  That is what I call commitment of purpose!
2014-03-23 09:33:32 PM
2 votes:
I find this History of Fish difficult to masturbate to.
2014-03-23 09:32:03 PM
2 votes:
I think NDT is onto our little drinking game and is just f*cking with us at this point.

"Newton, Newton, Newton, Newton...."

Wait, what were we talking about? I have to pee. Who the hell is the black guy on TV?

I don't feel good.
2014-03-23 09:20:21 PM
2 votes:
Did you ever observe the cosmos...

ON WEED?
2014-03-23 09:12:50 PM
2 votes:

strife: Superjew: When Knowledge Conquered Fear

Well this shouldn't anger the creationists very much.

They're already feeling slighted because they're not being acknowledged.


And don't forget the Scientific Penguinists:

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2014-03-23 09:12:36 PM
2 votes:
Did he troll Gravity on Twitter?
2014-03-23 09:07:17 PM
2 votes:
Too far, Neil - do not mock grilled cheese messages
2014-03-23 09:02:34 PM
2 votes:
Black man stealing a white baby!
2014-03-23 08:43:16 PM
2 votes:
When Knowledge Conquered Fear

Well this shouldn't anger the creationists very much.
2014-03-24 09:08:20 AM
1 votes:

cmb53208: The history of  fish??


I so want to read that book now.
2014-03-23 10:39:18 PM
1 votes:

cmb53208: Thrakkorzog: After reading a couple comments up stream I had a thought... Shouldn't people running for public office have to pass an sat test for basic intelligence before they can run?

Passing the test would actually hurt some candidates


It would exclude them from membership in the Tea Party.
2014-03-23 10:26:44 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Altair: cameroncrazy1984: Kiribub: An arduous tour de force of mathematical brilliance

But no, Tyson is just a boring speaker.

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!

I take it you don't believe in sarcasm.


I'm more of a sarcasnotic, myself.
2014-03-23 10:09:04 PM
1 votes:

Kiribub: Well, this thread got quiet in a hurry...


I think everyone just passed out from the drinking... I don't drink so that is why I am still here,
2014-03-23 10:01:29 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: I have to make it to 82 to see this stupid comet come back.


well, get "ahead" of the game and go for cryogenic suspension today!

i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-03-23 10:01:28 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: That was kinda explicit.


ah good, so I'm not the only one that had porn music in my head when they showed the Milky Way-Andromeda thing
2014-03-23 10:00:42 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: I have to make it to 82 to see this stupid comet come back.


By which point you'll have forgotten all about it.
2014-03-23 09:53:32 PM
1 votes:
Anyone else get a Boeing commercial?
2014-03-23 09:53:11 PM
1 votes:

Kiribub: An arduous tour de force of mathematical brilliance


I was told there would be no brilliance.
2014-03-23 09:49:50 PM
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: cameroncrazy1984: HindiDiscoMonster: cameroncrazy1984: CanisNoir: Aquapope: Don't forget that Creationists are pissed that Cosmos hasn't given a fair shake to their theories. They're doing that tonight. A very detailed and thorough analysis of all of the science in creationist theory. It's supposed to be between the 47th and 48th seconds of tonight's show. Don't blink.What's interesting is that the Creation stories are fairly accurate metaphores of The Big Bang and the evolution of the universe and life on Earth. Not bad for bronze age tribesmen.Well, other than the timing and the method, and the origin of life, sure.met·a·phor /ˈmetəˌfôr,-fər/noun: metaphor; plural noun: metaphors1. a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable./that should help you to understand.I know what a metaphor is. The metaphor still gets it wrong.

I am not so sure you do... maybe drink half measures... there is quite a bit of Billion floating around on this episode...


Maybe learn to work the quote button.
2014-03-23 09:48:52 PM
1 votes:
BAH!

It's turtles all the way down!
2014-03-23 09:48:08 PM
1 votes:

Kiribub: I don't know about you, bit our local commercials are hilarious.


Me? Oh, yes, I'm hilarious.
2014-03-23 09:47:05 PM
1 votes:
Halley invented rectangular trees.
2014-03-23 09:46:21 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: Why do all these great scientists look like members of 80s hair metal bands?


Because they are modeled after the modern era rock star, astrophysicist and knight. Sir Dr. Professor Brian May.
2014-03-23 09:44:39 PM
1 votes:

usernameguy: Isaac Newton was kidnapped by Somali pirates.


he didn't integrate
2014-03-23 09:42:39 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: But, you know, keep on giving me shiat. You seem to enjoy it.


Not really. It's more astonishment that someone who would be interested in watching Cosmos is having any trouble at all finding a way to watch it.
2014-03-23 09:42:32 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: I will never get tired of watching footage of the Apollo missions.


I've got a rocket boner right now.
2014-03-23 09:41:41 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: I'm starting to think this show is just an excuse for Neil to travel to a bunch of different places he wanted to see.


I wouldn't be surprised if he's in those places courtesy of CGI.


(look at the pixels...)
2014-03-23 09:39:03 PM
1 votes:
Oh, hell, Tyson gonna get excommunicated for that.
2014-03-23 09:38:58 PM
1 votes:
Fundie pissing off in 3.....2.....1.....
2014-03-23 09:35:20 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Cerebral Ballsy: Benevolent Misanthrope: Hello, everyone!

I have no cable, and therefore no Cosmos :(, but wanted to drop in and say Hi y'all.

What's shakin'?

What is this cable you speak of?

I am watching on digital antenna.

Northern Canada.  Remote.  No OTA.  Cut cable because it's not worth $200/mo for a few hours a month.  I stream.

Jesus.  No one reads past the Boobiess here.


That's because you're the only person on Earth who can't get Fox and, in spite of apparent Internet savvy, can't find a stream.
2014-03-23 09:34:17 PM
1 votes:

BeerBear: cameroncrazy1984: Oh no! He said "Hell's Bells"! And now AC/DC is stuck in my head. Great.

only thing to do...drink up!


Oh sure, why not. Have a drink on me!
2014-03-23 09:34:15 PM
1 votes:

TinyFist: I think NDT is onto our little drinking game and is just f*cking with us at this point.

"Newton, Newton, Newton, Newton...."

Wait, what were we talking about? I have to pee. Who the hell is the black guy on TV?

I don't feel good.


It's 2017, bro. We've got our second black president, and he's gonna terraform mars. Needs to build up the science base first.
2014-03-23 09:33:32 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: esus.  No one reads past the Boobiess here.


I mean, would you?

Kumana Wanalaia: Oooh, Transcendence movie looks good.


Hey, did that Noah movie ever come out? I haven't heard anything about it since the first episode.
2014-03-23 09:31:44 PM
1 votes:
The history of  fish??
2014-03-23 09:31:26 PM
1 votes:
F*cking fish.
2014-03-23 09:30:16 PM
1 votes:
Why do all these great scientists look like members of 80s hair metal bands?
2014-03-23 09:28:42 PM
1 votes:
Watch out we got a bad ass over here...
2014-03-23 09:28:39 PM
1 votes:
Isaac Newton was half Galileo, half Glenn Beck.
2014-03-23 09:28:01 PM
1 votes:
and so we lay, we lay in the same grave, our chemical wedding day
2014-03-23 09:27:05 PM
1 votes:
Isaac Newton, Sciencedarella
2014-03-23 09:26:04 PM
1 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: I'm watching basketball.  You nerds can keep pretending this show makes you smarter when in fact your liberal arts degrees prove you know jack shiat.


Well here's a comment that isn't internally consistent.
2014-03-23 09:23:39 PM
1 votes:

Flying Lasagna Monster: [www.thecitrusreport.com image 588x473]


i.imgur.com
Billions and billions of marijuanas.
2014-03-23 09:23:18 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: I'm starting to think this show is just an excuse for Neil to travel to a bunch of different places he wanted to see.


Well he was just at Saturn.

I'd like to go.
2014-03-23 09:21:54 PM
1 votes:
I'm starting to think this show is just an excuse for Neil to travel to a bunch of different places he wanted to see.
2014-03-23 09:21:40 PM
1 votes:

Kumana Wanalaia: Did you ever observe the cosmos...

ON WEED?


"So what you're saying is that with infinite bigness there is infinite smallness?"
"What if C-A-T really spelled DOG?"
"That's deep, Ogre."
2014-03-23 09:16:05 PM
1 votes:
Did young Halley just say, "Hell's Bells?"
2014-03-23 09:14:15 PM
1 votes:
www.popbunker.net
2014-03-23 09:12:33 PM
1 votes:
Yea...then Newton invented Calculus.

You did SO much good in life Issac....but you HAD to invent Calculus.
2014-03-23 09:12:08 PM
1 votes:
Newton and Halley, some more fundie heads are gonna explode
2014-03-23 09:11:01 PM
1 votes:
DAMN these graphics are amazing.
2014-03-23 09:10:27 PM
1 votes:
subatomicsatan.com

subatomicsatan.com
2014-03-23 09:09:37 PM
1 votes:
well, maybe if he murdered more people, he'd be more famous!
2014-03-23 09:09:35 PM
1 votes:
Oort, Oort, Oort, Oort, Oort, Oort.....
2014-03-23 09:09:28 PM
1 votes:

Flashlight: Easily the most boring program ever.


My nerd-on is like a rock.
2014-03-23 09:08:18 PM
1 votes:
Easily the most boring program ever.
2014-03-23 09:07:30 PM
1 votes:
Jan Oort, fedora'd gentleman.
2014-03-23 09:07:06 PM
1 votes:
mmmmm.....grill cheese sandwich.
2014-03-23 09:07:01 PM
1 votes:
OMG he mentioned the Jesus grilled cheese sandwich. I laughed so hard.
2014-03-23 09:06:47 PM
1 votes:
but Jesus really WAS on my sammich!
2014-03-23 09:06:45 PM
1 votes:
Our ship, stolen from Boba Fett.
2014-03-23 09:02:31 PM
1 votes:
Great, now Neil is stealing babies.
2014-03-23 09:02:12 PM
1 votes:
How is babby formed?
2014-03-23 08:58:56 PM
1 votes:

CanisNoir: Aquapope: Don't forget that Creationists are pissed that Cosmos hasn't given a fair shake to their theories.  They're doing that tonight.  A very detailed and thorough analysis of all of the science in creationist theory.  It's supposed to be between the 47th and 48th seconds of tonight's show.  Don't blink.

What's interesting is that the Creation stories are fairly accurate metaphores of The Big Bang and the evolution of the universe and life on Earth. Not bad for bronze age tribesmen.


Well, other than the timing and the method, and the origin of life, sure.
2014-03-23 08:56:49 PM
1 votes:
I've got the last two of my Sam Adams Rebel IPAs ready to go. These are really well-balanced IPAs. Definitely a pushback on the overhopped ones.
2014-03-23 08:44:45 PM
1 votes:
Im already drunk.
2014-03-23 08:41:58 PM
1 votes:
"Hey, Cosmos? How can you call it science if you don't give equal time to Big Oil and the Duggars?"  --@LOLGOP
2014-03-23 08:39:06 PM
1 votes:

crypticsatellite: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: crypticsatellite: Neil says:

Billion(s) - big sip
Billions and billions - finish your drink
Intelligence - sip
Cosmos - sip
Newton - sip

I'm out of beer...

Vodka? Bourbon? Scotch? Wine?


Yes please
 
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