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10432 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Mar 2014 at 9:28 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-23 09:52:16 PM  
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2014-03-23 09:53:37 PM  
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2014-03-23 09:36:54 PM  
2 votes:
Now all we need to do is convince the "traditional" Chinese medicine makers that the gall bladders of bear smugglers is thrice as potent as those of actual bears.

Better still, make the bear smugglers mandatory organ donors... effective immediately after they've been caught... and transport them directly to an organ farm.

/organ farm, abbatoir, potato, potahto...
2014-03-24 06:08:39 AM  
1 vote:

LemSkroob: It is believed the animals would have been used for Chinese medicine

Disgusting savages.

But dats wacist. Tarditonal medicine is, like, more in tune with the Earth and more natural then western medicine man.
/Really, screw this asshole. Traditional medicine is a load of crap.
//Chinese took our jobs, and now they're taking our bears!
///My aunt once almost let a black bear into her house. It was on the back deck and she mistook it for the dog.
2014-03-23 10:49:56 PM  
1 vote:
2014-03-23 09:42:33 PM  
1 vote:
Police also found the body of a dead bear in his boot

That must make it hard to walk.
2014-03-23 09:40:14 PM  
1 vote:
If the bears were in plain sight, then he wasn't smuggling by definition. At best they have him on violating the maximum cuteness per car statutes.
2014-03-23 09:37:41 PM  
1 vote:
A hero is needed:
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