If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   "Bad news. Bears"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 6
    More: Dumbass, customs officer, british law  
•       •       •

10381 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Mar 2014 at 9:28 PM (39 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-03-23 11:21:41 PM  
1 votes:

nullptr: Shakin_Haitian: Those bears were headed to crush cages. If you want to read horrible stories of animals committing suicide, read up on crush cages.

I googled it and they looked like a cage that let's vets work with uncooperative animals. What kind are you talking about?


Quite likely that was the original intent of cages of that manner, but in these Chinese medicine farms, the bear lives its' whole life in that cage, with a permanently implanted surgical tube to facilitate harvesting the bile its' liver produces. A mother-farkin' teeth&claws&fur&roaring bear, locked in a box, unable to move. For years.

fark those limp-dick assholes.
2014-03-23 11:19:44 PM  
1 votes:
It is believed the animals would have been used for Chinese medicine

Disgusting savages.
2014-03-23 09:52:16 PM  
1 votes:
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-03-23 09:42:13 PM  
1 votes:
Those bears were headed to crush cages. If you want to read horrible stories of animals committing suicide, read up on crush cages.
2014-03-23 09:37:41 PM  
1 votes:
A hero is needed:

i866.photobucket.com
2014-03-23 09:36:54 PM  
1 votes:
Now all we need to do is convince the "traditional" Chinese medicine makers that the gall bladders of bear smugglers is thrice as potent as those of actual bears.

Better still, make the bear smugglers mandatory organ donors... effective immediately after they've been caught... and transport them directly to an organ farm.

/organ farm, abbatoir, potato, potahto...
 
Displayed 6 of 6 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report