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(Daily Mail)   "Bad news. Bears"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2014-03-23 09:32:28 PM
22 bear!?! Why that's enough for a football team.
 
2014-03-23 09:36:54 PM
Now all we need to do is convince the "traditional" Chinese medicine makers that the gall bladders of bear smugglers is thrice as potent as those of actual bears.

Better still, make the bear smugglers mandatory organ donors... effective immediately after they've been caught... and transport them directly to an organ farm.

/organ farm, abbatoir, potato, potahto...
 
2014-03-23 09:37:41 PM
A hero is needed:

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2014-03-23 09:38:12 PM
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/did I do that right?
 
2014-03-23 09:40:14 PM
If the bears were in plain sight, then he wasn't smuggling by definition. At best they have him on violating the maximum cuteness per car statutes.
 
2014-03-23 09:42:13 PM
Those bears were headed to crush cages. If you want to read horrible stories of animals committing suicide, read up on crush cages.
 
2014-03-23 09:42:33 PM
Police also found the body of a dead bear in his boot

That must make it hard to walk.
 
2014-03-23 09:50:07 PM
I wish he was smuggling them in a giant pic-a-nic basket.  That would be pretty meta.
 
2014-03-23 09:52:16 PM
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2014-03-23 09:53:37 PM
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2014-03-23 09:53:54 PM
Supplies!
 
2014-03-23 09:56:12 PM
iz automatic.

i.dailymail.co.uk

i'll drive.
 
2014-03-23 09:56:18 PM
Thanks, Obamacare.
 
2014-03-23 10:34:36 PM

KellyKellyKelly:


Came here looking for this, thanks!

/glad they caught, and recovered them.
 
2014-03-23 10:35:43 PM

Shakin_Haitian: Those bears were headed to crush cages. If you want to read horrible stories of animals committing suicide, read up on crush cages.


The Chinese media has reported on an extraordinary account of a mother bear saving her cub from a life of torture by strangling it and then killing itself.

This one wasn't as smart as your average bear.  But according to the law of averages, they can't all be.
 
2014-03-23 10:39:11 PM

PunkTiger: Now all we need to do is convince the "traditional" Chinese medicine makers that the gall bladders of bear smugglers is thrice as potent as those of actual bears.

Better still, make the bear smugglers mandatory organ donors... effective immediately after they've been caught... and transport them directly to an organ farm.

/organ farm, abbatoir, potato, potahto...


^^

Your newsletter...?

Seriously though, fark these guys, and anyone who ascribes to that garbage. I was really glad when Bones did an episode on it, since the books the show is based on was how I learned about the trade... /ragey
 
2014-03-23 10:43:13 PM
It was reported that the bears are kept in tiny cages known as 'crush cages', as the bears have no room to manoeuvre and are literally crushed.

Literally.  They come out half their original size.  Chinese are medicinally weird.
 
2014-03-23 10:45:12 PM
Wu Meng, 28, told border patrol guards in south-west China that he was going to sue them when they took away what he described as rare pedigree Akita puppies.

All wearing Rorex watches, too! What are the odds!?
 
2014-03-23 10:48:30 PM
i may be walken into this one, but...did subby reference the country bears?
 
2014-03-23 10:49:56 PM
Bears?
i998.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-23 10:52:03 PM
FTA: Police also found the body of a dead bear in his boot

That's a big boot.
 
2014-03-23 10:57:10 PM
Hey China:


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2014-03-23 11:01:20 PM

Shakin_Haitian: Those bears were headed to crush cages. If you want to read horrible stories of animals committing suicide, read up on crush cages.


I googled it and they looked like a cage that let's vets work with uncooperative animals. What kind are you talking about?
 
2014-03-23 11:17:12 PM
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Go home bear!  You're drunk!  You can't even drive!
 
2014-03-23 11:17:24 PM
This is not a repeat of the Creighton game, right?
 
2014-03-23 11:19:44 PM
It is believed the animals would have been used for Chinese medicine

Disgusting savages.
 
2014-03-23 11:20:32 PM

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I want that fursuit.
 
2014-03-23 11:21:41 PM

nullptr: Shakin_Haitian: Those bears were headed to crush cages. If you want to read horrible stories of animals committing suicide, read up on crush cages.

I googled it and they looked like a cage that let's vets work with uncooperative animals. What kind are you talking about?


Quite likely that was the original intent of cages of that manner, but in these Chinese medicine farms, the bear lives its' whole life in that cage, with a permanently implanted surgical tube to facilitate harvesting the bile its' liver produces. A mother-farkin' teeth&claws&fur&roaring bear, locked in a box, unable to move. For years.

fark those limp-dick assholes.
 
2014-03-23 11:32:27 PM
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2014-03-23 11:48:34 PM
Ah, the miracle of Asian medicine.
It would be more tolerable if there weren't 4 billion of the farkers running around with numbers increasing rapidly.
 
2014-03-23 11:55:09 PM
i.imgur.com

/stop that right meow
 
2014-03-24 12:50:19 AM
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2014-03-24 12:56:53 AM
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Walter Matthau
 
2014-03-24 01:35:06 AM
FTFA: In Chinese medicine the gall bladder and bile from the animal are used to cure heart and liver conditions.

No, it isn't.
 
2014-03-24 06:08:39 AM

LemSkroob: It is believed the animals would have been used for Chinese medicine

Disgusting savages.


But dats wacist. Tarditonal medicine is, like, more in tune with the Earth and more natural then western medicine man.
/Really, screw this asshole. Traditional medicine is a load of crap.
//Chinese took our jobs, and now they're taking our bears!
///My aunt once almost let a black bear into her house. It was on the back deck and she mistook it for the dog.
 
2014-03-24 08:36:23 AM

Richard C Stanford: LemSkroob: It is believed the animals would have been used for Chinese medicine

Disgusting savages.

But dats wacist. Tarditonal medicine is, like, more in tune with the Earth and more natural then western medicine man.
/Really, screw this asshole. Traditional medicine is a load of crap.
//Chinese took our jobs, and now they're taking our bears!
///My aunt once almost let a black bear into her house. It was on the back deck and she mistook it for the dog.


"You know what we call natural cures that turn out to work? MEDICINE!"

/I blame people having a funny idea what qualifies as "working," though
//it's entirely possible to cure the disease, only for the sufferer to die of a completely unrelated medical condition anyway, or to get better with no treatment or random treatments
///that's why medicine isn't what "always works," it's "what works better than doing nothing at all"
 
2014-03-24 09:47:03 AM

trappedspirit: It was reported that the bears are kept in tiny cages known as 'crush cages', as the bears have no room to manoeuvre and are literally crushed.

Literally.  They come out half their original size.  Chinese are medicinally weird.


You do realize animals grow, right?
 
2014-03-24 03:09:46 PM

Shakin_Haitian: You do realize animals grow, right?


In China animals onry grow if exposed to vely much ladiation.
 
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