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(Calgary Sun)   Some people are outraged that a pizza that has 90 slices of jalapeño-infused pepperoni topped with diced jalapeño peppers is being called "La Chingona" or translated most politely as "badass." I'd be more worried what it does to diners' colons   (calgarysun.com ) divider line
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2014-03-23 08:00:23 PM  
3 votes:
I love Hitler Pizza. Oven baked.
JVD
2014-03-23 08:00:21 PM  
3 votes:
I'd eat it. I'd ask them to put a few habaneros on there to give it a little heat too.
2014-03-23 07:34:37 PM  
3 votes:
La Puta Gorda already taken?
2014-03-23 06:04:50 PM  
3 votes:
I bet they'll love my pizza, I call it La Chingadera
2014-03-23 10:52:56 PM  
2 votes:

iron_city_ap: lack of warmth: iron_city_ap: I love how people only associate jalapenos with hot. The actual flavor is amaze balls if you take away the seeds/meat (the white stuff on the inside). For example, jalapeno cornbread is unreal. All it is, is just like it sounds. Cornbread with diced jalapenjos mixed into the batter. No heat at all.

I noticed 'No heat' jalapeños in jars in the grocery store, so that's an option.  I also like fresh jalapeños in my salads, and I very much agree with the jalapeño cornbread as I sometimes make some for chili.

Screw the 'no heat' ones. I prefer to split my own and 'gut' them with a grapefruit spoon. I like the body of them to be fresh and crisp as opposed to canned/jarred ones, which tend to be a little mushy. It's 5 minutes of work that I think is well worth it.

Jalapeño cornbread and chili is like peanut butter and chocolate .

Because peanut butter and chocolate make you make weird faces on the toilet the next day.

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2014-03-23 08:33:17 PM  
2 votes:

charlesmartel11235: I can't eat pizza unless it's drowned in red pepper flakes


A pizza doesn't need anything spicier on it than mushrooms (maybe anchovies) and nothing's worse than some over the top sauce that's hot for the sake of being hot.


/ of Swedish heritage
2014-03-23 07:54:05 PM  
2 votes:
La Panocha pizza would sell like hot cakes
2014-03-24 04:39:24 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: [jeffreyklyles.files.wordpress.com image 600x323]

What a female Mexican badass may look like.


Jenette Elise Goldstein (pictured) is considerably less Mexican than you might guess from her name, being from a wealthy Jewish family in Beverly Hills.  She thought the movie Aliens was about immigrants, so she showed up for the audition dressed as she thought an illegal alien would.  The mix-up became a line of dialog in the movie.
2014-03-24 02:08:06 AM  
1 vote:

ReverendJasen: biatchqueen: Cojones: Balls

Exactly the point.  If most people need a translator to understand it, and even then, it would take some real sensitive asshole to care, why is it a big deal?


Sometimes the cojones and the sensitive asshole are neighbors.
2014-03-24 12:31:08 AM  
1 vote:

ArcadianRefugee: Robert1966: iron_city_ap: I love how people only associate jalapenos with hot. The actual flavor is amaze balls if you take away the seeds/meat (the white stuff on the inside). For example, jalapeno cornbread is unreal. All it is, is just like it sounds. Cornbread with diced jalapenjos mixed into the batter. No heat at all.

For that matter, jalapenos are only medium-hot.

"Hot" is a matter of perspective and therefore a meaningless descriptor.


I bet you tell everyone your peppers have a nice personality.
2014-03-24 12:23:40 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: The "Chingona" pizza, which goes on sale on March 31, has 90 slices of jalapeño-infused pepperoni topped with diced jalapeño peppers.

Years ago when I worked at a company that manufactured modular enclosure systems for electronic equipment, I knew a guy who worked in the engineering department who had a father that gave him peppers from his garden in Mexico.  He told me that these peppers were so hot, even he had difficulties eating foods laced with the peppers without causing himself gastric injury, and he was accustomed to eating all kinds of spicy foods.

I said to him, "Let me have a couple of those peppers.  My wife loves hot peppers."  So he gave me a couple and I took them home to Mrs. Xerox.

"Try these peppers, dear," I said to her.  "They'll burn your tongue off."

Mrs. Xerox bit the pepper, chewed it for a bit, and said, "Yeah.  It's got a little kick.  Does your friend have any peppers that are hotter than this?"

My wife would eat a slice of that pizza and it would be like a York peppermint patty to her.
2014-03-23 10:10:14 PM  
1 vote:

lack of warmth: I noticed 'No heat' jalapeños in jars in the grocery store, so that's an option.


Yeah, I'll have some with some "no alcohol" beer ... and then just kill myself.
2014-03-23 09:41:15 PM  
1 vote:

Zeb Hesselgresser: . . . One ad, a man asks for the new pizza at a store but is warned only "chingones" can handle its spiciness. The customer proves his worth by claiming he can clap with one hand, make music with the tails of rattlesnakes and live with his mother-in-law for a month.


I lived for years with both in-laws, a sister in-law (who went through a pregnancy under my roof) and an aunt in-law with her three kids, which includes my wife's two pregnancies of our kids.  I scoff at that pansy.  And guns were available without one shot fired.  I wanted to, but I took it like a man.

/I was threatened with a gun, but that was a sil's boyfriend
//It's okay, they broke up and he discovered he's gay.  Not kidding
///I do want a slice of that pizza
2014-03-23 09:18:50 PM  
1 vote:
Chingona? That's what I said when Jay Leno left the tonight show.
2014-03-23 09:05:29 PM  
1 vote:

The Goddamn Batman: WELL MAYBE IF EVERYONE JUST SPOKE ENGLISH THERE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM!


Yeah, but then we'd have to have spotted dick on our pizzas, and that would be a problem.
2014-03-23 08:45:53 PM  
1 vote:
ts1.mm.bing.net
2014-03-23 08:34:26 PM  
1 vote:
WELL MAYBE IF EVERYONE JUST SPOKE ENGLISH THERE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM!
2014-03-23 08:29:59 PM  
1 vote:
anillo de fuego
2014-03-23 08:23:28 PM  
1 vote:

duckpoopy: A missing apostrophe is still a wrong apostrophe.


This'
2014-03-23 08:22:41 PM  
1 vote:
pinche gringo's need to calm down
2014-03-23 08:22:40 PM  
1 vote:
i know how to make it worse. make it chicago style.
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of pizza war
2014-03-23 07:56:34 PM  
1 vote:
IF you like that one, they have another one with Habaneros called

"El Ano Explosivo"
2014-03-23 07:55:13 PM  
1 vote:

demaL-demaL-yeH: twistedmetal: The pepperoni gives me heartburn, but jalapenos on a pizza is awesome.

Ya, I was thinking that it was a shame that it's covered in pig.


You sound like a terrorist. :)
2014-03-23 07:03:59 PM  
1 vote:
Pizza Patron is really good at getting free publicity by trolling people
2014-03-23 06:09:44 PM  
1 vote:

Lorelle: Context is everything...that word can mean "badass," "cool," or "f*cker," depending on how it's used.

There's a popular pizza chain in SoCal called Chi-Chi's...the name is Messican slang for "tits." :)


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