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(Calgary Sun)   Some people are outraged that a pizza that has 90 slices of jalapeño-infused pepperoni topped with diced jalapeño peppers is being called "La Chingona" or translated most politely as "badass." I'd be more worried what it does to diners' colons   ( calgarysun.com) divider line
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JVD
2014-03-23 08:00:21 PM  
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I'd eat it. I'd ask them to put a few habaneros on there to give it a little heat too.
2014-03-23 05:27:17 PM  
2 votes:
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What a female Mexican badass may look like.
2014-03-23 05:17:34 PM  
2 votes:
Context is everything...that word can mean "badass," "cool," or "f*cker," depending on how it's used.

There's a popular pizza chain in SoCal called Chi-Chi's...the name is Messican slang for "tits." :)
2014-03-23 10:45:58 PM  
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CygnusDarius: TomD9938: charlesmartel11235: I can't eat pizza unless it's drowned in red pepper flakes

A pizza doesn't need anything spicier on it than mushrooms (maybe anchovies) and nothing's worse than some over the top sauce that's hot for the sake of being hot.


/ of Swedish heritage

Funny enough, despite me being Mexican, I have a dislike for 'HOT FARKING SAUCE' because there's really no reason to have a spicy sauce if it doesn't taste good. A good hot sauce has to bring both flavor and heat to the plate, not just the heat.

/Besides, most of those hot sauces have a shiat-ton of vinegar
//For speed


I agree. My current favorite option, which supplies ample heat and a great flavor, is this:

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I mash them into a paste and apply it to all kinds of things. Never tried it on pizza, though.
2014-03-23 10:39:41 PM  
1 vote:

TomD9938: charlesmartel11235: I can't eat pizza unless it's drowned in red pepper flakes

A pizza doesn't need anything spicier on it than mushrooms (maybe anchovies) and nothing's worse than some over the top sauce that's hot for the sake of being hot.


/ of Swedish heritage


Funny enough, despite me being Mexican, I have a dislike for 'HOT FARKING SAUCE' because there's really no reason to have a spicy sauce if it doesn't taste good. A good hot sauce has to bring both flavor and heat to the plate, not just the heat.

/Besides, most of those hot sauces have a shiat-ton of vinegar
//For speed
2014-03-23 09:27:27 PM  
1 vote:

The Goddamn Batman: WELL MAYBE IF EVERYONE JUST SPOKE ENGLISH THERE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM!


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2014-03-23 08:34:26 PM  
1 vote:
WELL MAYBE IF EVERYONE JUST SPOKE ENGLISH THERE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM!
2014-03-23 08:26:53 PM  
1 vote:

JVD: I'd eat it. I'd ask them to put a few habaneros on there to give it a little heat too.


Yeah, jalapeños aren't really that hot, not if you're an aficionado of hot.

Having said that, I once got some big jalapeños from the Mexicans at the flea market & they tried to warn me "¡Son muy picosos!" but I just smiled & said "Gracias señor." I didn't think to try them, just made stuffed jalapeños for our neighbors' party with them.

Nobody could eat them, they were so farkin' hot!

/went to the Fiery Foods Show last month
//ate some of the hottest salsa in the US (locally made)
///I'm saving the jar I bought for a special occasion
2014-03-23 08:21:47 PM  
1 vote:
That sounds so farking good. I can't eat pizza unless it's drowned in red pepper flakes
2014-03-23 08:11:37 PM  
1 vote:
A missing apostrophe is still a wrong apostrophe.
2014-03-23 08:02:12 PM  
1 vote:

WTFDYW: demaL-demaL-yeH: twistedmetal: The pepperoni gives me heartburn, but jalapenos on a pizza is awesome.

Ya, I was thinking that it was a shame that it's covered in pig.

You sound like a terrorist. :)


Nah, he's just a sanctimonious douchebag.
2014-03-23 07:57:53 PM  
1 vote:
Hm, according to the Urban Dictionary a "chingona" is a "f*cking bad-ass chick". "Comida chingona" is bad-ass food or more correctly f*cking bad-ass food.

However, before anyone gets their panties in a knot, the Barrio Cafe in Phoenix has used it for a slogan since 2002:

Esta comida esta bien chingona.

Or essentially, "This food is really f*cking good." Mexicans don't say anything without putting f*ck into it.
2014-03-23 07:55:13 PM  
1 vote:

demaL-demaL-yeH: twistedmetal: The pepperoni gives me heartburn, but jalapenos on a pizza is awesome.

Ya, I was thinking that it was a shame that it's covered in pig.


You sound like a terrorist. :)
2014-03-23 07:54:53 PM  
1 vote:
I loooooooove jalapenos. Yeah, they'll blow out your colon something fierce, but that La Chingona looks like an orgy for my taste buds. Add some chopped pepper and glaze it with mango-habanero sauce ... oh my god ... i'm friggin' droolin'. If it don't make your eyeballs sweat, it's bland.
2014-03-23 06:15:26 PM  
1 vote:
Heh, that's the place that also accepts pesos. I'll have to try it with some Tabasco or cholula. Or both
2014-03-23 06:09:44 PM  
1 vote:

Lorelle: Context is everything...that word can mean "badass," "cool," or "f*cker," depending on how it's used.

There's a popular pizza chain in SoCal called Chi-Chi's...the name is Messican slang for "tits." :)


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