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(SFGate)   That Boston guy that lost his legs? He's better. Stronger. Faster. And knocking up his fiancee   (sfgate.com) divider line 70
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2014-03-23 05:48:34 PM
Thank heavens at least one lower limb was spared damage.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-03-23 06:20:43 PM
So they replaced that too?  Bionics are amazing!
 
2014-03-23 06:34:57 PM
No legs, and his junk's intact?
Has "The Boston Dangler" been taken as a porn actor's name yet?
 
2014-03-23 07:16:19 PM
Good for this guy.  I just hope he doesn't develop a gun fetish and start shooting through bathroom doors.
 
2014-03-23 07:17:44 PM
Fark yeah.
 
2014-03-23 07:23:04 PM

bearded clamorer: No legs, and his junk's intact?
Has "The Boston Dangler" been taken as a porn actor's name yet?


Just call him Bob
 
2014-03-23 07:30:07 PM

bearded clamorer: No legs, and his junk's intact?
Has "The Boston Dangler" been taken as a porn actor's name yet?


No, but it would make a good FARK handle.
 
2014-03-23 07:35:29 PM
Looks like he needs to start running again.  Little bit of a double chin going on.

ww4.hdnux.com
 
2014-03-23 07:37:38 PM

walkerhound: Looks like he needs to start running again.  Little bit of a double chin going on.


Accidental dick post, or intentional?
 
2014-03-23 07:39:51 PM
We are pleased to do the announcement of the child of we False Flag.
 
2014-03-23 07:40:16 PM

bearded clamorer: No legs, and his junk's intact?
Has "The Boston Dangler" been taken as a porn actor's name yet?


Wicked Pissah.
 
2014-03-23 07:42:13 PM
"And then a face came toward me. It was the surgeon. "Don't worry," he said. "We'll take care of you." And they did. Everyone that day took care of me. They are the heroes, because they gave me the chance to prove that I-that we-are better than cowards with bombs. "

"But I know something else, too: bad people are rare. Good people are everywhere."


Kudos to you, Jeff, and to all other victims of senseless terrorism and bad-assery all over the world.

Excerpt from his book and a little commentary: link.
 
2014-03-23 07:43:13 PM

walkerhound: Looks like he needs to start running again.  Little bit of a double chin going on.

[ww4.hdnux.com image 628x415]


He's got a double something, for sure.
 
2014-03-23 07:45:35 PM

Gyrfalcon: walkerhound: Looks like he needs to start running again.  Little bit of a double chin going on.

[ww4.hdnux.com image 628x415]

He's got a double something, for sure.


Whatever he's got going on, he looks good. Looks like he feels good, too.

/Keep staying strong, man
 
2014-03-23 07:47:10 PM
It's nice for them, and probably represents a ton of hard work, that their relationship survived the turmoil of what's happened.
 
2014-03-23 07:50:24 PM
Wow. That is... fantastic news.

Also, don't forget Carlos Arredondo, the fellow who ran next to Bauman, pinching his arteries shut. That guy's seen some sh•t too.
 
2014-03-23 07:51:51 PM
Good for him, glad to see this dude didn't let those cowards win.

I was hoping to not "see" that picture ever again. It's just one of those that's burned into my mind permanently though. Time for some mental beach.
 
2014-03-23 07:54:58 PM

bearded clamorer: No legs, and his junk's intact?
Has "The Boston Dangler" been taken as a porn actor's name yet?


I think he's holding out for "The Human Tripod"
 
2014-03-23 07:58:28 PM
Should the headline read: That Boston guy that lost his legs? He's better. Stronger. Faster. And Fertile?

/good for him
//don't name the kid Dzhokhar
 
2014-03-23 08:02:58 PM
Is that "photo #8" guy, the one where it looked like someone had a finger in his femoral artery?
 
2014-03-23 08:03:34 PM

JungleBoogie: Wow. That is... fantastic news.

Also, don't forget Carlos Arredondo, the fellow who ran next to Bauman, pinching his arteries shut. That guy's seen some sh•t too.


I should read the thread first
 
2014-03-23 08:04:12 PM
When dealing with sex, legs are usually just in the way anyway.
 
2014-03-23 08:05:02 PM

walkerhound: Looks like he needs to start running again.  Little bit of a double chin going on.

[ww4.hdnux.com image 628x415]


I've seen some douchebag things said on fark.

I've said a lot of douchebag things on fark.

This is the worst I've seen in a long time.
 
2014-03-23 08:13:18 PM
According to Facebook, him and his 'fiancee' were both actors bought and paid for by the 0bummer administration. Trust me, I've seen the picture shared before, it's real, sheeple
 
2014-03-23 08:26:26 PM

SlothB77: walkerhound: Looks like he needs to start running again.  Little bit of a double chin going on.

[ww4.hdnux.com image 628x415]

I've seen some douchebag things said on fark.

I've said a lot of douchebag things on fark.

This is the worst I've seen in a long time.


Pretty sure it's never "too soon" round these here parts. Also pretty sure it was intended whimsically, but my troll detector may be on the blink.
 
2014-03-23 08:29:39 PM
I'd be afraid of having a baby without legs.
 
2014-03-23 08:33:21 PM

walkerhound: Looks like he needs to start running again.  Little bit of a double chin going on.


If he gets those springy prosthetics all the "normies" will complain that they're an unfair advantage. I'd like to see that!!
 
2014-03-23 08:33:38 PM

dolphkhan: Pretty sure it's never "too soon" round these here parts. Also pretty sure it was intended whimsically, but my troll detector may be on the blink.


A helicopter crashed into cars in downtown Seattle killing 2 and burning others, and some on FARK were making sick jokes minutes after it happened, with the fire still burning in the street and people crying on live TV covering it.  It's not news, it's FARK.
 
2014-03-23 08:33:59 PM
Was in an airport last week, and saw a short guy (probably 5'8" or 5'9" at the most) who was a double amputee wearing a pair of those Star Wars Battle Droid feet.  It seemed to me that as long as they were completely replacing his legs anyway, why couldn't they have made him taller?
 
2014-03-23 08:34:06 PM

" According to Bauman, the baby is due July 14."


7/14/14 Never Forget!

 
2014-03-23 08:34:53 PM

Dear Jerk: I'd be afraid of having a baby without legs.


I heard it is like the AIDS and the cocaines where the babby gets infected while in mommy's tummy.
 
2014-03-23 08:36:40 PM
That's a rough 28.
 
2014-03-23 08:40:19 PM

rbuzby: dolphkhan: Pretty sure it's never "too soon" round these here parts. Also pretty sure it was intended whimsically, but my troll detector may be on the blink.

A helicopter crashed into cars in downtown Seattle killing 2 and burning others, and some on FARK were making sick jokes minutes after it happened, with the fire still burning in the street and people crying on live TV covering it.  It's not news, it's FARK.


Pretty much the way the internet works.
 
2014-03-23 08:42:13 PM

solve4x: That's a rough 28.


He's a Boston guy.
 
2014-03-23 08:42:55 PM
A quick google search of this guy's name turns up all sorts of conspiracy theories about him actually being some guy named Nick Vogt or something.

/Farking internet is full of crazy.
 
2014-03-23 08:47:00 PM
"The two have been preparing for the baby's arrival by painting a nursery in their home..."

He's doing the woodwork.

/ ticket please
 
2014-03-23 08:50:27 PM

Bob The Nob: He's doing the woodwork.

/ ticket please


chair molding and baseboards, I assume?
 
2014-03-23 08:54:16 PM

SlothB77: I've seen some douchebag things said on fark.

I've said a lot of douchebag things on fark.

This is the worst I've seen in a long time.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-23 09:05:48 PM

walkerhound: Looks like he needs to start running again.  Little bit of a double chin going on.

[ww4.hdnux.com image 628x415]


I understand Pistorius has his blades up for cheap.
 
2014-03-23 09:07:55 PM

Gyrfalcon: walkerhound: Looks like he needs to start running again.  Little bit of a double chin going on.

[ww4.hdnux.com image 628x415]

He's got a double something, for sure.


Good ol' Double-Dick Dave
 
2014-03-23 09:09:43 PM

SlothB77: walkerhound: Looks like he needs to start running again.  Little bit of a double chin going on.

[ww4.hdnux.com image 628x415]

I've seen some douchebag things said on fark.

I've said a lot of douchebag things on fark.

This is the worst I've seen in a long time.


It's truth that athletic people, when forced to stop being active, tend to gain weight rapidly.

To be fair, however, he HAS apparently been working at whatever activities are available to him.

/i'm saying that unlike 95% of FARK, he has been having sex
 
2014-03-23 09:11:49 PM

solve4x: That's a rough 28.


Being blown up does tend to be stressful.
 
2014-03-23 09:17:39 PM

nullptr: Dear Jerk: I'd be afraid of having a baby without legs.

I heard it is like the AIDS and the cocaines where the babby gets infected while in mommy's tummy.


Teach teh controvery!
i1.cpcache.com
/hot
 
2014-03-23 09:19:23 PM

N-deutetrei: nullptr: Dear Jerk: I'd be afraid of having a baby without legs.

I heard it is like the AIDS and the cocaines where the babby gets infected while in mommy's tummy.

Teach teh controverycontroversy!
[i1.cpcache.com image 460x460]
/hot


I meant controversy. And the.
But it's even better that way.
/failure.
// preview is my friend.
 
2014-03-23 09:32:13 PM
I'm guessing it's usually her on top. That's how it was for me when I broke my pinky finger.

/I'm sorry but it's true.
 
2014-03-23 09:35:37 PM

Mister Peejay: SlothB77: walkerhound: Looks like he needs to start running again.  Little bit of a double chin going on.

[ww4.hdnux.com image 628x415]

I've seen some douchebag things said on fark.

I've said a lot of douchebag things on fark.

This is the worst I've seen in a long time.

It's truth that athletic people, when forced to stop being active, tend to gain weight rapidly.

To be fair, however, he HAS apparently been working at whatever activities are available to him.

/i'm saying that unlike 95% of FARK, he has been having sex


img.fark.net

Agreed.
Obscure?
 
2014-03-23 09:55:02 PM
What a newsworthy story, I'm surprised that sub didn't use the hero tag.
 
2014-03-23 09:59:34 PM
I hope the best for them and may he never get mad at her, shot her through the bathroom door and try the "I thought it was an intruder" defense.
 
2014-03-23 10:10:48 PM

rbuzby: dolphkhan: Pretty sure it's never "too soon" round these here parts. Also pretty sure it was intended whimsically, but my troll detector may be on the blink.

A helicopter crashed into cars in downtown Seattle killing 2 and burning others, and some on FARK were making sick jokes minutes after it happened, with the fire still burning in the street and people crying on live TV covering it.  It's not news, it's FARK.


We've been playing too many video games all our lives and watching violent movies. We're desensitized.
 
2014-03-23 10:13:05 PM

Dear Jerk: I'd be afraid of having a baby without legs.


ftw
 
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