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(Guardian)   Vatican now allowing the use of condoms in certain situations   (theguardian.com) divider line 53
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2014-03-23 04:20:34 PM  
when?

Like, to hide priest DNA evidence or wha?
 
2014-03-23 04:20:56 PM  
Alright rapists, i mean fellow pedophiles. I mean priests.

WE HAVE GOT TO STOP LEAVING EVIDENCE IN THE ANAL CAVITIES OF YOUNG BOYS!

From now on, when you fark a little boy in the rectory, for the love of god, use a condom.
 
2014-03-23 04:21:13 PM  
False flag op by Opus Dei to get Benedict back in power.
 
2014-03-23 04:24:14 PM  
Liquid Cocaine might be the worst shot ever created.
 
2014-03-23 04:24:52 PM  
As a bookmark, so priests don't have to bend over the pages.
 
2014-03-23 04:24:53 PM  
I would hope that 'in certain situations' is Pope Code for 'while having sex' because I cannot think of any other use of a condom outside of having sex.
 
2014-03-23 04:25:08 PM  

fluffy2097: Alright rapists, i mean fellow pedophiles. I mean priests.

WE HAVE GOT TO STOP LEAVING EVIDENCE IN THE ANAL CAVITIES OF YOUNG BOYS!

From now on, when you fark a little boy in the rectory, for the love of god, use a condom.


How's the weather back in 2009?
 
2014-03-23 04:27:32 PM  
Maybe they're re-usable.
 
2014-03-23 04:29:25 PM  
DRTFA but, hadn't they already said it was better to use a condom than to spread AIDS or something like that?  I thought they had said that it was the lesser of two evils kinda thing.
 
2014-03-23 04:34:20 PM  

natgab: DRTFA but, hadn't they already said it was better to use a condom than to spread AIDS or something like that?  I thought they had said that it was the lesser of two evils kinda thing.


You should probably RTFA.
 
2014-03-23 04:34:40 PM  

fluffy2097: Alright rapists, i mean fellow pedophiles. I mean priests.

WE HAVE GOT TO STOP LEAVING EVIDENCE IN THE ANAL CAVITIES OF YOUNG BOYS!

From now on, when you fark a little boy in the rectory rectum, for the love of god, use a condom.


FTFY.
 
2014-03-23 04:35:30 PM  
So a dozen comments in, and no one has RTFA?
 
2014-03-23 04:36:00 PM  
More like Stiffy, amirite?
 
2014-03-23 04:36:17 PM  

K3rmy: I would hope that 'in certain situations' is Pope Code for 'while having sex' because I cannot think of any other use of a condom outside of having sex.


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2014-03-23 04:36:30 PM  
14 condoms filled with cocain? You could have a nice weekend in Las Vegas with all that.
 
2014-03-23 04:37:44 PM  
If you were going to mail the package instead of stuffing it into someone's ass, why would you use condoms and not any other container that could plausibly have something that wasn't illegal inside.

I can't think of one legal thing that is routinely shipped inside of a condom.
 
2014-03-23 04:38:25 PM  

macadamnut: So a dozen comments in, and no one has RTFA?


You did not see my post which directly referred to the article?
 
2014-03-23 04:39:34 PM  

K3rmy: I would hope that 'in certain situations' is Pope Code for 'while having sex' because I cannot think of any other use of a condom outside of having sex.


Seriously?

Water balloons
Decorations at bachelorette parties
smuggling drugs

And those are just the uses I've seen in movies...
 
2014-03-23 04:39:48 PM  

whither_apophis: False flag op by Opus Dei to get Benedict back in power.


This is actually believable
 
2014-03-23 04:40:22 PM  
Better hope so, I know for a fact there are at least a few Catholics that are already browsing the internet.
 
2014-03-23 04:44:53 PM  

tuffsnake: How's the weather back in 2009?


better then the weather in 2014.

Less pedophile rape too.

/If god is real, why do priests get away with raping children?
 
2014-03-23 04:45:27 PM  
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2014-03-23 04:46:33 PM  

RogermcAllen: If you were going to mail the package instead of stuffing it into someone's ass, why would you use condoms and not any other container that could plausibly have something that wasn't illegal inside.

I can't think of one legal thing that is routinely shipped inside of a condom.


Yep, I would have thought of putting the condoms in a large bottle of conditioner of shampoo.

Like putting diamonds or other precious gems in the Chapstick tube.
 
2014-03-23 04:51:13 PM  
But the box was not claimed. German investigators believe the intended recipient, who remains unknown, was tipped off about the interception.

Clearly no one at the Vatican wanted to get caught with a box of condoms.
 
2014-03-23 04:52:24 PM  
Oh this gun' be good.

I mean, there is so much potential!  From Vatican drug-smuggling rings to false-flag ops by "The Mafia" because the Pope recently denounced 'em.
 
2014-03-23 04:52:41 PM  
Like the backseat of a Volkswagen?
 
2014-03-23 04:53:19 PM  

theflatline: RogermcAllen: If you were going to mail the package instead of stuffing it into someone's ass, why would you use condoms and not any other container that could plausibly have something that wasn't illegal inside.

I can't think of one legal thing that is routinely shipped inside of a condom.

Yep, I would have thought of putting the condoms in a large bottle of conditioner of shampoo.

Like putting diamonds or other precious gems in the Chapstick tube.


The Chapstick tube is a cinch, but will that large bottle of conditioner or shampoo fit up your ass?

/why is everybody laughing?
 
2014-03-23 04:56:25 PM  

wildcardjack: 14 condoms filled with cocain? You could have a nice weekend in Las Vegas with all that.


You would have an even better weekend if they were filled with cocaine.
 
2014-03-23 04:57:42 PM  
Oh wait!  I got another one!

The bishop of bling, you know, who was tossed into the poor house and  just so happened to be German used his connections in South America to have a box of cocaine shipped to the Vatican, routed through Germany, and used his connections in Germany to "catch" it as part of a byzantine plot to shame the very same Vatican he feels he was wronged by.
 
2014-03-23 05:00:33 PM  
are they all eunuchs?
 
2014-03-23 05:00:33 PM  
Looks like they
                      pjmedia.com
                                             ran out of opium for the Masses  YAWOHL!!!

/Link
 
2014-03-23 05:07:33 PM  
You may now uses condoms:

a) as shower caps in an emergency (the "papal mitre")
b) as emergency party hats (the "bishop's mitre")
c) to store small amounts of spices and herbs
d) to transport or hide illegal drugs (the "old priest hole")
e) to make silly pictures of your cat or dog (provided their head has a diameter of less than three inches.
 
2014-03-23 05:08:56 PM  
Amazing how many people love to comment on articles they clearly haven't read.
 
2014-03-23 05:15:40 PM  

RoyBatty: Amazing how many people love to comment on articles they clearly haven't read.


There's articles?
 
2014-03-23 05:20:46 PM  
I'm shocked that the rager from yesterdays pope thread isn't here raging without even RTFA because reasons.
 
2014-03-23 05:22:22 PM  
Did someone think that perhaps the post office would drop a parcel off at the Vatican no questions asked?
 
2014-03-23 05:29:05 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Did someone think that perhaps the post office would drop a parcel off at the VaticanMiami no questions asked?


Try to remember that Vatican City is a pretty big place with (thanks to all the religious pilgrimages) a lotta traffic.

I didn't use New York because I was trying to low-ball.
 
2014-03-23 05:29:55 PM  

theflatline: macadamnut: So a dozen comments in, and no one has RTFA?

You did not see my post which directly referred to the article?


No. I have you on ignore.
 
2014-03-23 05:41:21 PM  
mrEdude:
fluffy2097:


here is an approved use of a condom
 
2014-03-23 05:43:44 PM  

fluffy2097: Alright rapists, i mean fellow pedophiles. I mean priests.

WE HAVE GOT TO STOP LEAVING EVIDENCE IN THE ANAL CAVITIES OF YOUNG BOYS!

From now on, when you fark a little boy in the rectory, for the love of god, use a condom.


Lose the fedora and grow the hell up.
 
2014-03-23 05:51:18 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-23 06:18:25 PM  
Spiffy tag for using a condom?   Gah!  No thank you!

It's just like eating a steak through a plastic bag, amiright???
 
2014-03-23 06:34:25 PM  
barfblog.com
 
2014-03-23 06:59:28 PM  

SpdrJay: Like the backseat of a Volkswagen?


That's where I lost my virginity. And I was 6'5".  My back still hurts.
 
2014-03-23 07:02:48 PM  
Please tell me that having the last name Palin is a certain situation.
/please
 
2014-03-23 07:07:48 PM  

TheBigJerk: Gyrfalcon: Did someone think that perhaps the post office would drop a parcel off at the VaticanMiami no questions asked?

Try to remember that Vatican City is a pretty big place with (thanks to all the religious pilgrimages) a lotta traffic.

I didn't use New York because I was trying to low-ball.


I did remember that. Evidently, however, the person who had the package mailed did not. Apparently they thought that the international delivery services would NEVER inspect a parcel headed to Vatican City because the Pope or whatever.
 
2014-03-23 07:16:49 PM  
An example of God changing His mind on something
 
2014-03-23 07:23:59 PM  
and another reason i like the new pope better--he brings in party supplies
 
2014-03-23 07:44:45 PM  

Gyrfalcon: TheBigJerk: Gyrfalcon: Did someone think that perhaps the post office would drop a parcel off at the VaticanMiami no questions asked?

Try to remember that Vatican City is a pretty big place with (thanks to all the religious pilgrimages) a lotta traffic.

I didn't use New York because I was trying to low-ball.

I did remember that. Evidently, however, the person who had the package mailed did not. Apparently they thought that the international delivery services would NEVER inspect a parcel headed to Vatican City because the Pope or whatever.


Ever since Godfather III, I have heard accounts in press and media how corrupt various priests at the Vatican are. I have no idea what to make of that, but my impression from the article was that mailing drugs in this fashion to the Vatican has probably worked before.
 
2014-03-23 08:05:47 PM  
That's some good headline right there!
 
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