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(Politico)   Ex-Pres Carter: I'm pretty sure our government is spying on me   (politico.com) divider line 29
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2014-03-23 02:59:16 PM
5 votes:
Gotta keep those giant, swimming rabbits away from you, Mr. President!
2014-03-23 03:53:18 PM
4 votes:
Miss that guy. Best President we've ever had.
2014-03-23 04:53:55 PM
3 votes:
Just over half of the posts in this thread are actually encoded messages between Al Qaeda members.
2014-03-23 03:16:52 PM
3 votes:

ransack.: Triumph: Few things piss people off more than a paranoid who is better informed than they are.

He's 89 years old. This is a situation where you say "OKAY GRAMPA. WHATEVER YOU SAY" and wink and nod because this guy earned the right to be senile.


See what I mean.
2014-03-23 04:59:32 PM
2 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: Benevolent Misanthrope: Alien Robot: NewportBarGuy: You have Secret Service Protection, you peanut. Of course "they" monitor your communications.

Um, no. He gave up his Secret Service protection a long time ago, right after he left office.

Um, yeah.  The Jimmy Carter Historic Site says he still does.

I thought he had, too, but I checked Wikipedia to learn that Nixon was the only president who gave it up.

Well, if you can trust that Wikipedia isn't being edited by the NSA, that is.


and Nixon is dead. Coincidence? I think not.
2014-03-23 04:08:08 PM
2 votes:
I bet they are too.  Especially when he is in the shower.  He is a sexy beast rippling muscle.
2014-03-23 02:54:03 PM
2 votes:
I would imagine that Jimmy Carter probably qualifies as the most boring white man on the planet.  But, hey, the NSA has its orders.
2014-03-23 12:50:49 PM
2 votes:
You have Secret Service Protection, you peanut. Of course "they" monitor your communications.
2014-03-24 02:46:27 PM
1 votes:

minoridiot: Cold_Sassy: wambu: It's because they are still protecting him from that killer rabbit.

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That's funny.  That's the first time I ever heard of this.

I'm guessing you also didn't know about his UFO sighting.


Or the lust he has felt in his heart.
2014-03-24 02:39:53 PM
1 votes:

Cold_Sassy: wambu: It's because they are still protecting him from that killer rabbit.

[i.imgur.com image 800x257]

That's funny.  That's the first time I ever heard of this.


I'm guessing you also didn't know about his UFO sighting.
2014-03-23 09:38:29 PM
1 votes:

mbillips: Jimmy Carter practically conducts his own (quite successful) foreign policy. I would say there's quite a good chance they specifically monitor his phone calls. I mean, aside from the meta data they collect on EVERYONE.


No kidding. He also engages with the Israel/Palistine issue very heavily, and takes a position very different from the official US line on it. There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that they've got an eye on him beyond just the metadata screening everybody else gets.

Prey4reign: I would imagine that Jimmy Carter probably qualifies as the most boring white man on the planet.


So the guy who regularly talks with foreign leaders and civil society groups with the aim of influencing them on some of the most important foreign policies of the day, travels to all sorts of interesting places, and is still entitled to a security clearance only 4 other people alive have? That guy? You think that guy is the most boring white guy alive?
2014-03-23 05:15:12 PM
1 votes:
Outstanding military record?  Check.
Self made businessman?  Check.
Washington D.C. outsider?  Check.
Very religious?  Check.

Perfect GOP candidate for president.  Except for the Bob Dylan and Grateful Dead.
2014-03-23 05:07:58 PM
1 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: Just over half of the posts in this thread are actually encoded messages between Al Qaeda members.


It's just under half. Sheesh.

/oops
2014-03-23 04:48:05 PM
1 votes:

Prey4reign: I would imagine that Jimmy Carter probably qualifies as the most boring white man on the planet.  But, hey, the NSA has its orders.


Jimmy Carter is so boring that his Secret Service nickname is Jimmy Carter (yes, this is a West Wing reference).
2014-03-23 04:47:59 PM
1 votes:
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2014-03-23 04:41:24 PM
1 votes:

IamKaiserSoze!!!: minoridiot: They probably started monitoring him while Clinton was still President.  Carter took it upon himself to start negoiations in the name of the US without the Clinton's knowledge or approval (North Korea, Haiti, middle east).  At some point he was caught lying to the State Department about his travel plans.

I was thinking the same thing. He's been a loose cannon for years.


i1173.photobucket.com
2014-03-23 04:34:50 PM
1 votes:
They're double checking to see if he's giving the president advice on foreign policy and if he, they're going to tell him to stop.
2014-03-23 04:30:25 PM
1 votes:

SwingingJohnson: BluVeinThrobber: Anyone want a Billy Beer ?

Of a Roger Clinton line of coke?


Snifffffffff Huh?
2014-03-23 04:24:35 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: Gergesa: I bet they are too.  Especially when he is in the shower.  He is a sexy beast rippling muscle.

and, as he told Playboy, he has lust in his heart.


And peanuts in his pocket
2014-03-23 04:16:40 PM
1 votes:
Listening in to make sure grandpa doesn't spill secret CIA banking accounts to Nigerian princes he meets online.
2014-03-23 04:15:33 PM
1 votes:

Gergesa: I bet they are too.  Especially when he is in the shower.  He is a sexy beast rippling muscle.


and, as he told Playboy, he has lust in his heart.
2014-03-23 04:08:57 PM
1 votes:

Gergesa: I bet they are too.  Especially when he is in the shower.  He is a sexy beast rippling WITH muscle.

2014-03-23 04:03:29 PM
1 votes:
Just because he's a little crazy doesn't mean he can't be a little right.
2014-03-23 04:02:03 PM
1 votes:
It's because they are still protecting him from that killer rabbit.

i.imgur.com
2014-03-23 03:57:32 PM
1 votes:

Prey4reign: I would imagine that Jimmy Carter probably qualifies as the most boring white man on the planet.


www.biography.com

Sorry, but any man that says "Lemon, wet, good" is easily the most boring man on Earth.
2014-03-23 03:56:42 PM
1 votes:

I Like Shiny Things: Miss that guy. Best President we've ever had.


I applaud your efforts and await the screaming masses of Zombie Reagan Herpaderps with a bucket of popcorn.

Please please please
2014-03-23 03:53:05 PM
1 votes:
Obvious tag has the day off?
2014-03-23 03:08:19 PM
1 votes:

Triumph: Few things piss people off more than a paranoid who is better informed than they are.


He's 89 years old. This is a situation where you say "OKAY GRAMPA. WHATEVER YOU SAY" and wink and nod because this guy earned the right to be senile.
2014-03-23 03:03:12 PM
1 votes:
Few things piss people off more than a paranoid who is better informed than they are.
 
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