Vector R: [i1211.photobucket.com image 634x361]That is the face of a man who has seen terrible things.
tuffsnake: If she came from behind him and pulled her shirt over his head then his face wouldn't have been interacting with her breasts the back of his head would have. Does that count as motor boating?
NewportBarGuy: scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.I'm burning!
FormlessOne: sandi_fish: I don't know of any woman that has ever asked for a motorboat (in this capacity). It's like when you give a dog a raspberry on their belly, they really don't like it, but they will put up with it.I do, but the few I know fit a particular stereotype - middle-aged, simultaneously convinced of their own attractiveness and terrified of the idea of it fading. Oh, and, very often, just inebriated enough to allow bad packets through her executive function firewall.
ManateeGag: JerseyTim: Just close your eyes and pretend it's Paula Deen.How is that better?
kortex: I'd take a Strapon for 2 mil
Nick Nostril: Was he motorboating the boobs or the gunt? How could he tell?
WTFDYW: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x572]I'm too sexy for my shirt, TOO sexy.
jaytkay: "Tell them Large Marge sent ya!"
Jument: ZAZ: I would do it for less than half a million.Get me a little drunk and I'd likely do it for free.
ZAZ: I would do it for less than half a million.
sandi_fish: I don't know of any woman that has ever asked for a motorboat (in this capacity). It's like when you give a dog a raspberry on their belly, they really don't like it, but they will put up with it.
John Buck 41: michaelgvh: Look, if you're doing it right, you can't see that the face of the target. They probably felt the same as about 90% of all boobs. For a half mil, I think I can live with the shame.500 grand? HELL yes.
scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Jul 22 2017 00:24:21
Runtime: 0.367 sec (366 ms)