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(Daily Mail)   Former Texas deputy constable who claimed he was forced to 'motorboat' his female boss has been awarded $567,000 by Galveston County jury. That seems like a lot of money, until you see her pic (w/pics)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, Galveston County, Texas, Wedding Crashers, british law  
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2014-03-23 03:47:47 PM  
10 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-23 01:02:02 PM  
9 votes:
Just close your eyes and pretend it's Paula Deen.
2014-03-23 01:10:57 PM  
7 votes:
If Pam from Archer was from Texas, and 50, and a cop, she'd look just like this.  Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.
2014-03-23 06:18:58 PM  
5 votes:

Vector R: [i1211.photobucket.com image 634x361]

That is the face of a man who has seen terrible things.


static.fjcdn.com
GBB
2014-03-23 04:26:34 PM  
5 votes:

tuffsnake: If she came from behind him and pulled her shirt over his head then his face wouldn't have been interacting with her breasts the back of his head would have. Does that count as motor boating?


I think that's called getting "Manateed" because the motorboat runs over you.
2014-03-23 01:56:34 PM  
5 votes:

NewportBarGuy: scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.

Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.

I'm burning!


It's the Heat of the Night
2014-03-23 11:31:32 PM  
4 votes:

FormlessOne: sandi_fish: I don't know of any woman that has ever asked for a motorboat (in this capacity). It's like when you give a dog a raspberry on their belly, they really don't like it, but they will put up with it.

I do, but the few I know fit a particular stereotype - middle-aged, simultaneously convinced of their own attractiveness and terrified of the idea of it fading. Oh, and, very often, just inebriated enough to allow bad packets through her executive function firewall.


When did this become about me?
2014-03-23 06:10:07 PM  
4 votes:
i1211.photobucket.com

That is the face of a man who has seen terrible things.
2014-03-23 04:25:29 PM  
4 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
"Tell them Large Marge sent ya!"
2014-03-23 04:19:02 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
/quick and dirty
//forgot how to resize layers to make jays face the same size as miss motorboat.
2014-03-23 03:56:18 PM  
4 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-03-23 03:42:10 PM  
4 votes:
fc01.deviantart.net
2014-03-23 02:00:33 PM  
4 votes:

NewportBarGuy: scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.

Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.

I'm burning!


I was thinking the long lost spawn of Jay Leno.
2014-03-23 07:01:30 PM  
3 votes:

ManateeGag: JerseyTim: Just close your eyes and pretend it's Paula Deen.

How is that better?


She covers them in melted butter.
2014-03-23 04:46:37 PM  
3 votes:

kortex: I'd take a Strapon for 2 mil


Can you do it for 5 bucks?

/We've already established what kind of person you are. Now we are just haggling about price.
2014-03-23 04:14:24 PM  
3 votes:

Nick Nostril: Was he motorboating the boobs or the gunt? How could he tell?



i.imgur.com


/ I know it isn't technically a gunt, but it's close enough for this thread.
2014-03-23 04:10:33 PM  
3 votes:
Ms. Mann?

img.fark.net
2014-03-23 03:53:07 PM  
3 votes:
Pretty sure that's Dusty Rhodes in drag.
2014-03-23 03:50:16 PM  
3 votes:

WTFDYW: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x572]

I'm too sexy for my shirt, TOO sexy.


Isn't that Tina Yothers from Family Ties?
2014-03-23 10:59:34 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.netimghumour.com
2014-03-23 09:58:00 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net

All aboard for Jellybean Junction, muther flucker!
2014-03-23 05:56:26 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-23 05:27:59 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.netmattstooks.com
2014-03-23 04:48:09 PM  
2 votes:
I've done worse things to worse looking women for free.
2014-03-23 04:36:20 PM  
2 votes:

jaytkay: "Tell them Large Marge sent ya!"


4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-23 04:27:34 PM  
2 votes:
Chunky chick night. 'Cause everything is bigger in Texas.
2014-03-23 04:09:58 PM  
2 votes:
I'm shocked she wanted a man to motorboat her.
2014-03-23 04:09:21 PM  
2 votes:

Jument: ZAZ: I would do it for less than half a million.

Get me a little drunk and I'd likely do it for free.



OK! Here is a little drunk.
www.millionaireplayboy.com
2014-03-23 03:41:47 PM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: I would do it for less than half a million.


Get me a little drunk and I'd likely do it for free.
2014-03-23 01:16:37 PM  
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm too sexy for my shirt, TOO sexy.
2014-03-23 12:41:30 PM  
2 votes:
That poor man.

Prayers out!
2014-03-23 11:30:57 PM  
1 vote:
So Jay Leno left TV to transition to a woman?
2014-03-23 11:24:14 PM  
1 vote:
Did that settlement include compensation for the inevitable road rash?
2014-03-23 11:24:07 PM  
1 vote:

sandi_fish: I don't know of any woman that has ever asked for a motorboat (in this capacity). It's like when you give a dog a raspberry on their belly, they really don't like it, but they will put up with it.


I do, but the few I know fit a particular stereotype - middle-aged, simultaneously convinced of their own attractiveness and terrified of the idea of it fading. Oh, and, very often, just inebriated enough to allow bad packets through her executive function firewall.
2014-03-23 06:44:23 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: michaelgvh: Look, if you're doing it right, you can't see that the face of the target. They probably felt the same as about 90% of all boobs. For a half mil, I think I can live with the shame.

500 grand? HELL yes.


I'd probably do it for 500 bucks.
2014-03-23 05:46:00 PM  
1 vote:
Well.. I would've done it for that amount.
2014-03-23 04:37:42 PM  
1 vote:
I bet she made a sound like a steamship whistle when she did it.
2014-03-23 04:25:21 PM  
1 vote:
I'd motorboat it.

By that I mean take it out in a motorboat, tie an anchor to its neck and toss it overboard.
2014-03-23 03:55:56 PM  
1 vote:
I wondered what Jay Leno was up to these days.
2014-03-23 03:45:36 PM  
1 vote:
It's Large Marge!
2014-03-23 03:45:26 PM  
1 vote:

WTFDYW: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x572]

I'm too sexy for my shirt, TOO sexy.


Looks like leno with boobs..... (your welcome for the mental image)
2014-03-23 03:43:51 PM  
1 vote:
His pic ftfa is classic.  A look of fore-lorn, innocence lost and fear.  Hell, for a half a mil I could whip up some tears.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-23 03:40:00 PM  
1 vote:
I would do it for less than half a million.
2014-03-23 02:25:08 PM  
1 vote:
i3.ytimg.com
2014-03-23 01:33:53 PM  
1 vote:

scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.


Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.

I'm burning!
 
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