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(Daily Mail)   Former Texas deputy constable who claimed he was forced to 'motorboat' his female boss has been awarded $567,000 by Galveston County jury. That seems like a lot of money, until you see her pic (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 24
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2014-03-23 03:56:18 PM
3 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-03-23 01:10:57 PM
3 votes:
If Pam from Archer was from Texas, and 50, and a cop, she'd look just like this.  Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.
2014-03-23 03:47:23 PM
2 votes:
Jennifer Aniston's character from Horrible Bosses exists all over the world. They just never look anything like Jennifer Aniston.
2014-03-23 03:41:47 PM
2 votes:

ZAZ: I would do it for less than half a million.


Get me a little drunk and I'd likely do it for free.
2014-03-23 01:02:02 PM
2 votes:
Just close your eyes and pretend it's Paula Deen.
2014-03-24 04:27:26 AM
1 votes:

fluffy2097: Emposter: For almost 600 grand, I'd do a lot worse.  That's a shiat ton of money.

Actually, it's fark all.

"Enough money" is so much you can keep it all in a bank, and live off the interest without ever touching the principle.

600 grand is not enough to do that. Not enough at all.


600 grand is enough for just about anybody to pay off all their debt, buy a house (if they haven't already) and live on the cheap doing that thing that they love but doesn't pay well, rather than slogging away at the middle rungs of the corporate ladder for the next 40 years.

It's life-changing money.
2014-03-23 11:22:36 PM
1 votes:
She also denied pulling her blouse over his head, even if she did do it to some deputies.
'If anybody was in a bad mood, like if Phil was in a bad mood, I would say, 'Phil,' or to anyone, 'Do you need to go under the shirt?," she said in a deposition.


WTF?! How in the hell does anyone, anyone, think that's appropriate in a workplace? You wouldn't pull that shiat in a strip club, never mind at a police station. And, why in the hell would anyone believe her? "Sure, I did it to everyone - but not him, no siree!"
2014-03-23 07:36:31 PM
1 votes:

Johnson: FTA:

She also denied pulling her blouse over his head, even if she did do it to some deputies.
"If anybody was in a bad mood, like if Phil was in a bad mood, I would say, 'Phil,' or to anyone, 'Do you need to go under the shirt?," she said in a deposition.


Yeah, it's clear that she engaged in inappropriate behavior and that the deputy in question had a legitimate complaint and even a right to compensation.

The question is degree.
2014-03-23 05:27:59 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.netmattstooks.com
2014-03-23 04:48:09 PM
1 votes:
I've done worse things to worse looking women for free.
2014-03-23 04:25:29 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
"Tell them Large Marge sent ya!"
2014-03-23 04:25:21 PM
1 votes:
I'd motorboat it.

By that I mean take it out in a motorboat, tie an anchor to its neck and toss it overboard.
2014-03-23 04:19:02 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
/quick and dirty
//forgot how to resize layers to make jays face the same size as miss motorboat.
2014-03-23 04:10:33 PM
1 votes:
Ms. Mann?

img.fark.net
2014-03-23 04:09:58 PM
1 votes:
I'm shocked she wanted a man to motorboat her.
2014-03-23 03:55:56 PM
1 votes:
I wondered what Jay Leno was up to these days.
2014-03-23 03:55:10 PM
1 votes:
I'd motorboat her tits & she could sit on my face for a half million. C'mon man............

/hell, for an extra 5K, I'd put clothespins on her twat lips...........
2014-03-23 03:53:07 PM
1 votes:
Pretty sure that's Dusty Rhodes in drag.
2014-03-23 03:50:16 PM
1 votes:

WTFDYW: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x572]

I'm too sexy for my shirt, TOO sexy.


Isn't that Tina Yothers from Family Ties?
2014-03-23 03:43:51 PM
1 votes:
His pic ftfa is classic.  A look of fore-lorn, innocence lost and fear.  Hell, for a half a mil I could whip up some tears.
2014-03-23 03:43:38 PM
1 votes:
Too many years in the "good old boys" club just turns women into bigger, meaner "boys." (To say nothing of what it does to all the potential "good cops.")

US Law Enforcement needs an enema.

/amidoinitrite?
2014-03-23 03:42:06 PM
1 votes:

ZAZ: I would do it for less than half a million.


ya, me too. oh, the trauma....boobies. scarred for life that cops is. what a douchebag
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-23 03:40:00 PM
1 votes:
I would do it for less than half a million.
2014-03-23 02:00:33 PM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.

Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.

I'm burning!


I was thinking the long lost spawn of Jay Leno.
 
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