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(Daily Mail)   Former Texas deputy constable who claimed he was forced to 'motorboat' his female boss has been awarded $567,000 by Galveston County jury. That seems like a lot of money, until you see her pic (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 116
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2014-03-23 11:30:57 PM  
So Jay Leno left TV to transition to a woman?
 
2014-03-23 11:31:32 PM  

FormlessOne: sandi_fish: I don't know of any woman that has ever asked for a motorboat (in this capacity). It's like when you give a dog a raspberry on their belly, they really don't like it, but they will put up with it.

I do, but the few I know fit a particular stereotype - middle-aged, simultaneously convinced of their own attractiveness and terrified of the idea of it fading. Oh, and, very often, just inebriated enough to allow bad packets through her executive function firewall.


When did this become about me?
 
2014-03-23 11:43:17 PM  

sandi_fish: FormlessOne: sandi_fish: I don't know of any woman that has ever asked for a motorboat (in this capacity). It's like when you give a dog a raspberry on their belly, they really don't like it, but they will put up with it.

I do, but the few I know fit a particular stereotype - middle-aged, simultaneously convinced of their own attractiveness and terrified of the idea of it fading. Oh, and, very often, just inebriated enough to allow bad packets through her executive function firewall.

When did this become about me?


I'm sorry.  If it's any consolation, I felt pressured into signing the petition.  And we are very firm in our demand for no-motorboat-mondays.
 
2014-03-24 12:09:46 AM  
Thank God.  Mondays suck.
 
2014-03-24 01:40:03 AM  
So that's where Ma and Pa Kettle's kin went to.
 
2014-03-24 03:04:33 AM  
For almost 600 grand, I'd do a lot worse.  That's a shiat ton of money.
 
2014-03-24 04:05:56 AM  

Emposter: For almost 600 grand, I'd do a lot worse.  That's a shiat ton of money.


Actually, it's fark all.

"Enough money" is so much you can keep it all in a bank, and live off the interest without ever touching the principle.

600 grand is not enough to do that. Not enough at all.
 
2014-03-24 04:27:26 AM  

fluffy2097: Emposter: For almost 600 grand, I'd do a lot worse.  That's a shiat ton of money.

Actually, it's fark all.

"Enough money" is so much you can keep it all in a bank, and live off the interest without ever touching the principle.

600 grand is not enough to do that. Not enough at all.


600 grand is enough for just about anybody to pay off all their debt, buy a house (if they haven't already) and live on the cheap doing that thing that they love but doesn't pay well, rather than slogging away at the middle rungs of the corporate ladder for the next 40 years.

It's life-changing money.
 
2014-03-24 04:56:53 AM  

Oldiron_79: So Jay Leno left TV to transition to a woman?


i.dailymail.co.uk

I have company?
 
2014-03-24 05:41:07 AM  

sandi_fish: FormlessOne: sandi_fish: I don't know of any woman that has ever asked for a motorboat (in this capacity). It's like when you give a dog a raspberry on their belly, they really don't like it, but they will put up with it.

I do, but the few I know fit a particular stereotype - middle-aged, simultaneously convinced of their own attractiveness and terrified of the idea of it fading. Oh, and, very often, just inebriated enough to allow bad packets through her executive function firewall.

When did this become about me?


*snort*
 
2014-03-24 05:50:18 AM  

Rhino_man: It's life-changing money.


Go take a look at the people who win the lottery.

The only way money like that will change your life is by ruining it.
 
2014-03-24 09:00:53 AM  
So what you're saying is I have a chance?

Actually, having a boss like her offering to cheer me up with a motorboat sounds kinda nice. Different strokes for different blokes though.
 
2014-03-24 09:44:50 AM  
Not even with her dicK:i1180.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-24 10:52:10 AM  
Where do I sign up?
 
2014-03-24 12:31:57 PM  

penis: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 194x259]


THANK YOU
that is exactly what I saw / cannot unsee
 
2014-03-24 04:05:19 PM  

scumm: If Pam from Archer was from Texas, and 50, and a cop, she'd look just like this.  Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.


Oh ye of little faith:
img.fark.net
 
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