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(Daily Mail)   Former Texas deputy constable who claimed he was forced to 'motorboat' his female boss has been awarded $567,000 by Galveston County jury. That seems like a lot of money, until you see her pic (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-03-23 04:19:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
/quick and dirty
//forgot how to resize layers to make jays face the same size as miss motorboat.
 
2014-03-23 04:19:23 PM  
Tequila.jpg
 
2014-03-23 04:19:45 PM  
I like how her official photo is in front of a book case of classics. Everyone knows the Romans invented motorboating.
 
2014-03-23 04:22:58 PM  
Look, if you're doing it right, you can't see that the face of the target. They probably felt the same as about 90% of all boobs. For a half mil, I think I can live with the shame.
 
2014-03-23 04:24:01 PM  
Yeah, as much as it pains me to do so, I'm going with Leno as well. Guess she's an enthusiast of Albanian "cars".
 
2014-03-23 04:25:21 PM  
I'd motorboat it.

By that I mean take it out in a motorboat, tie an anchor to its neck and toss it overboard.
 
2014-03-23 04:25:29 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
"Tell them Large Marge sent ya!"
 
GBB
2014-03-23 04:26:34 PM  

tuffsnake: If she came from behind him and pulled her shirt over his head then his face wouldn't have been interacting with her breasts the back of his head would have. Does that count as motor boating?


I think that's called getting "Manateed" because the motorboat runs over you.
 
2014-03-23 04:27:34 PM  
Chunky chick night. 'Cause everything is bigger in Texas.
 
2014-03-23 04:29:50 PM  
Eh cry baby. He got way too much money. As long as she doesn't have an ST I say go for it. He is like the family t h at got scared of a cat. Farking pussy is what he is.
 
2014-03-23 04:32:35 PM  

Enemabag Jones: I think it is great that sexual harassment laws can be applied in the favor of men too.

It still reenforces my opinion that cops are becoming more self-entitled and thin-skinned then the average person on the street.

\What, a tough guy take a little shiat from a woman?  I though he was a guy that put his life on the line daily for the good of humanity?


Genma Saotome:  Were you not prepared to lay do your life for the art?
Ranma Saotome:  My life, yes. My manhood is another story.
 
2014-03-23 04:36:20 PM  

jaytkay: "Tell them Large Marge sent ya!"


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-23 04:37:03 PM  

JungleBoogie: [i.imgur.com image 320x568]

 
2014-03-23 04:37:42 PM  
I bet she made a sound like a steamship whistle when she did it.
 
2014-03-23 04:39:19 PM  
I'd take a Strapon for 2 mil
 
2014-03-23 04:46:37 PM  

kortex: I'd take a Strapon for 2 mil


Can you do it for 5 bucks?

/We've already established what kind of person you are. Now we are just haggling about price.
 
2014-03-23 04:48:09 PM  
I've done worse things to worse looking women for free.
 
2014-03-23 04:49:21 PM  
First thing I thought of was Leno references, I see many other twisted people here, too.
 
2014-03-23 05:08:54 PM  

laid back w/bud light: I bet she made a sound like a steamship whistle when she did it.


You mean a foghorn?  I'm pretty sure the two are different things.  Could be wrong.

Yeah, 500k seems a bit excessive, she ain't THAT ugly, she just ugly.

And unlike a woman, the dude in question won't have problems getting a job after all this.  In fact he'll probably get HER job instead of "fired then locked out of the business" like most women who file charges get.
 
2014-03-23 05:21:51 PM  
At least it was a motorboat and not a tug
 
2014-03-23 05:23:06 PM  
Came for the Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the BUNDT" jokes...

...Leaving...

...you with that AWFUL earwig
 
2014-03-23 05:27:59 PM  
img.fark.netmattstooks.com
 
2014-03-23 05:42:33 PM  
I'd have done it for $50,000.

I ain't proud.

\\\ or rich.
 
2014-03-23 05:43:40 PM  

Whatthefark: Nick Nostril: Was he motorboating the boobs or the gunt? How could he tell?


[i.imgur.com image 400x361]


/ I know it isn't technically a gunt, but it's close enough for this thread.



Why did I decide to read this thread over dinner???

/blech
 
2014-03-23 05:46:00 PM  
Well.. I would've done it for that amount.
 
2014-03-23 05:56:26 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-23 06:05:26 PM  

bobothemagnificent: [img.fark.net image 500x451]


Thanks, I needed my libido ruined for the evening.
 
2014-03-23 06:10:07 PM  
i1211.photobucket.com

That is the face of a man who has seen terrible things.
 
2014-03-23 06:18:53 PM  
FTA:

She also denied pulling her blouse over his head, even if she did do it to some deputies.
"If anybody was in a bad mood, like if Phil was in a bad mood, I would say, 'Phil,' or to anyone, 'Do you need to go under the shirt?," she said in a deposition.
 
2014-03-23 06:18:58 PM  

Vector R: [i1211.photobucket.com image 634x361]

That is the face of a man who has seen terrible things.


static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-03-23 06:26:01 PM  
img.fark.net

Awwwww, yeah.
 
2014-03-23 06:29:11 PM  

michaelgvh: Look, if you're doing it right, you can't see that the face of the target. They probably felt the same as about 90% of all boobs. For a half mil, I think I can live with the shame.


500 grand? HELL yes.
 
2014-03-23 06:44:23 PM  

John Buck 41: michaelgvh: Look, if you're doing it right, you can't see that the face of the target. They probably felt the same as about 90% of all boobs. For a half mil, I think I can live with the shame.

500 grand? HELL yes.


I'd probably do it for 500 bucks.
 
2014-03-23 07:00:37 PM  

JerseyTim: Just close your eyes and pretend it's Paula Deen.


How is that better?
 
2014-03-23 07:01:30 PM  

ManateeGag: JerseyTim: Just close your eyes and pretend it's Paula Deen.

How is that better?


She covers them in melted butter.
 
2014-03-23 07:19:10 PM  
I always thought the motorboat was when you put the dongle in between the breasts. No wonder she said I was doing it wrong.
 
2014-03-23 07:33:57 PM  

rbuzby: I always thought the motorboat was when you put the dongle in between the breasts. No wonder she said I was doing it wrong.


TF doesn't always stand for total fark
 
2014-03-23 07:36:31 PM  

Johnson: FTA:

She also denied pulling her blouse over his head, even if she did do it to some deputies.
"If anybody was in a bad mood, like if Phil was in a bad mood, I would say, 'Phil,' or to anyone, 'Do you need to go under the shirt?," she said in a deposition.


Yeah, it's clear that she engaged in inappropriate behavior and that the deputy in question had a legitimate complaint and even a right to compensation.

The question is degree.
 
2014-03-23 07:43:20 PM  

TheBigJerk: Yeah, it's clear that she engaged in inappropriate behavior and that the deputy in question had a legitimate complaint and even a right to compensation.

The question is degree.


Well, She wiretapped his phone, and he was forced to leave the police force.

Half a million and slapping an ankle bracelet on that biatch sounds like it should be good.


/Ladies, you know how you want to sue creepy creepos for creeping on you? This biatch is a creepy creepo, creeping on a dude.
 
2014-03-23 09:09:42 PM  
Wait I thought she was a Lesbian.
 
2014-03-23 09:29:29 PM  

jaytkay: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x358]
"Tell them Large Marge sent ya!"


I thought of that too but went with what I posted up thread.
 
2014-03-23 09:32:50 PM  
On a serious note, I bet she was cute when she was younger. Like at about 20-25 and then got all bloaty as time went by. She does have a cute face.

/ain't motor boatin that though.
 
2014-03-23 09:37:39 PM  

WTFDYW: On a serious note, I bet she was cute when she was younger. Like at about 20-25 and then got all bloaty as time went by. She does have a cute face.

/ain't motor boatin that though.


Down-turned Brent Musburger eyes and thin lips? No thanks.
 
2014-03-23 09:43:46 PM  
Not amused.

www.topnews.in

/hot link.
 
2014-03-23 09:58:00 PM  
img.fark.net

All aboard for Jellybean Junction, muther flucker!
 
2014-03-23 10:59:34 PM  
img.fark.netimghumour.com
 
2014-03-23 11:20:31 PM  
I don't know of any woman that has ever asked for a motorboat (in this capacity). It's like when you give a dog a raspberry on their belly, they really don't like it, but they will put up with it.
 
2014-03-23 11:22:36 PM  
She also denied pulling her blouse over his head, even if she did do it to some deputies.
'If anybody was in a bad mood, like if Phil was in a bad mood, I would say, 'Phil,' or to anyone, 'Do you need to go under the shirt?," she said in a deposition.


WTF?! How in the hell does anyone, anyone, think that's appropriate in a workplace? You wouldn't pull that shiat in a strip club, never mind at a police station. And, why in the hell would anyone believe her? "Sure, I did it to everyone - but not him, no siree!"
 
2014-03-23 11:24:07 PM  

sandi_fish: I don't know of any woman that has ever asked for a motorboat (in this capacity). It's like when you give a dog a raspberry on their belly, they really don't like it, but they will put up with it.


I do, but the few I know fit a particular stereotype - middle-aged, simultaneously convinced of their own attractiveness and terrified of the idea of it fading. Oh, and, very often, just inebriated enough to allow bad packets through her executive function firewall.
 
2014-03-23 11:24:14 PM  
Did that settlement include compensation for the inevitable road rash?
 
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