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(Daily Mail)   Former Texas deputy constable who claimed he was forced to 'motorboat' his female boss has been awarded $567,000 by Galveston County jury. That seems like a lot of money, until you see her pic (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 116
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2014-03-23 12:41:30 PM
That poor man.

Prayers out!
 
2014-03-23 01:02:02 PM
Just close your eyes and pretend it's Paula Deen.
 
2014-03-23 01:10:57 PM
If Pam from Archer was from Texas, and 50, and a cop, she'd look just like this.  Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.
 
2014-03-23 01:11:15 PM
Eeeewwwwwww.

/can't be unseen
 
2014-03-23 01:16:37 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm too sexy for my shirt, TOO sexy.
 
2014-03-23 01:33:53 PM

scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.


Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.

I'm burning!
 
2014-03-23 01:56:34 PM

NewportBarGuy: scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.

Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.

I'm burning!


It's the Heat of the Night
 
2014-03-23 02:00:33 PM

NewportBarGuy: scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.

Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.

I'm burning!


I was thinking the long lost spawn of Jay Leno.
 
2014-03-23 02:24:36 PM

scumm: If Pam from Archer was from Texas, and 50, and a cop, she'd look just like this.  Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.


Pre-coke. Cos this season...well....
 
2014-03-23 02:25:08 PM
i3.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-23 03:30:13 PM
This thread won't get many posts.

And by not many I mean an asszillion
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-23 03:40:00 PM
I would do it for less than half a million.
 
2014-03-23 03:41:47 PM

ZAZ: I would do it for less than half a million.


Get me a little drunk and I'd likely do it for free.
 
2014-03-23 03:41:55 PM

NewportBarGuy: scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.

Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.


I hate you, so much...
[stammers]
it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
 
2014-03-23 03:42:00 PM
That'll do Pig, that'll do.
 
2014-03-23 03:42:06 PM

ZAZ: I would do it for less than half a million.


ya, me too. oh, the trauma....boobies. scarred for life that cops is. what a douchebag
 
2014-03-23 03:42:10 PM
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2014-03-23 03:42:15 PM
I guess The Sun wasn't there
 
GBB
2014-03-23 03:42:23 PM
images.askmen.com
"Oh hell no, you sick bastard.  Why would you do that?"
 
2014-03-23 03:43:38 PM
Too many years in the "good old boys" club just turns women into bigger, meaner "boys." (To say nothing of what it does to all the potential "good cops.")

US Law Enforcement needs an enema.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2014-03-23 03:43:51 PM
His pic ftfa is classic.  A look of fore-lorn, innocence lost and fear.  Hell, for a half a mil I could whip up some tears.
 
2014-03-23 03:44:46 PM
theactionelite.com
/artist's rendering
 
2014-03-23 03:45:26 PM

WTFDYW: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x572]

I'm too sexy for my shirt, TOO sexy.


Looks like leno with boobs..... (your welcome for the mental image)
 
2014-03-23 03:45:36 PM
It's Large Marge!
 
2014-03-23 03:47:23 PM
Jennifer Aniston's character from Horrible Bosses exists all over the world. They just never look anything like Jennifer Aniston.
 
2014-03-23 03:47:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-23 03:48:27 PM
Was he motorboating the boobs or the gunt? How could he tell?
 
2014-03-23 03:49:13 PM
Poontranga!!!!
 
2014-03-23 03:49:34 PM
"Phil, do you need to go under the shirt?"
 
2014-03-23 03:50:16 PM

WTFDYW: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x572]

I'm too sexy for my shirt, TOO sexy.


Isn't that Tina Yothers from Family Ties?
 
2014-03-23 03:51:48 PM
Didn't she hear about FriendFinder? People there will do ANYTHING.

/although maybe not her
 
2014-03-23 03:53:07 PM
Pretty sure that's Dusty Rhodes in drag.
 
2014-03-23 03:55:10 PM
I'd motorboat her tits & she could sit on my face for a half million. C'mon man............

/hell, for an extra 5K, I'd put clothespins on her twat lips...........
 
2014-03-23 03:55:56 PM
I wondered what Jay Leno was up to these days.
 
2014-03-23 03:56:18 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-23 03:58:17 PM
If she came from behind him and pulled her shirt over his head then his face wouldn't have been interacting with her breasts the back of his head would have. Does that count as motor boating?
 
2014-03-23 03:59:01 PM
but I thought only men could be sexual harassers
 
2014-03-23 04:00:50 PM
I think it is great that sexual harassment laws can be applied in the favor of men too.

It still reenforces my opinion that cops are becoming more self-entitled and thin-skinned then the average person on the street.

\What, a tough guy take a little shiat from a woman?  I though he was a guy that put his life on the line daily for the good of humanity?
 
2014-03-23 04:03:45 PM
dv-ous
Too many years in the "good old boys" club just turns women into bigger, meaner "boys." (To say nothing of what it does to all the potential "good cops.")
US Law Enforcement needs an enema.
/amidoinitrite?


I am here for you buddy!
 
2014-03-23 04:04:33 PM

Plant Rights Activist: but I thought only men could be sexual harassers


Step 1: be attractive

Step 2: don't be unattractive

Step 3: see step 1
 
2014-03-23 04:05:05 PM

penis: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 194x259]


Came for this.
Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-03-23 04:05:06 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I'd motorboat her tits & she could sit on my face for a half million. C'mon man............

/hell, for an extra 5K, I'd put clothespins on her twat lips...........


you... you need help.  I did not need that mental image.

/there are people into just about anything over on the friendfinder site, I'm sure she could have found someone willing for her to abuse
//in the dark, how do you know it isn't some pornstar you're motorboating?
///until she speaks, which sounds something like:images.amcnetworks.comyeah, baby, just like that...
 
2014-03-23 04:07:35 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: NewportBarGuy: scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.

Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.

I hate you, so much...
[stammers]
it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...


Is this because he schtupping Yvette?
 
2014-03-23 04:09:21 PM

Jument: ZAZ: I would do it for less than half a million.

Get me a little drunk and I'd likely do it for free.



OK! Here is a little drunk.
www.millionaireplayboy.com
 
2014-03-23 04:09:37 PM

Enemabag Jones: \What, a tough guy take a little shiat from a woman?  I though he was a guy that put his life on the line daily for the good of humanity?


Not sure if serious...
 
2014-03-23 04:09:58 PM
I'm shocked she wanted a man to motorboat her.
 
2014-03-23 04:10:33 PM
Ms. Mann?

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-23 04:12:25 PM

Plant Rights Activist: but I thought only men could be sexual harassers


Yup, another dolphin caught in the tuna net.
 
2014-03-23 04:13:04 PM
She is ugly but I'd need to see the tits to know weather or not I would motorboat
 
2014-03-23 04:14:24 PM

Nick Nostril: Was he motorboating the boobs or the gunt? How could he tell?



i.imgur.com


/ I know it isn't technically a gunt, but it's close enough for this thread.
 
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