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(New Zimbabwe)   Doctor who can "cure" gays by analysing the colour choices patients use when colouring a drawing of a brain defends himself against critics who point out he is colourblind by saying "I was born this way"   (newzimbabwe.com) divider line 81
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2014-03-23 03:03:06 PM
is there anything the Doctor can't do? getting all wibbly wobbly with the sonic screwdiver thing
 
2014-03-23 03:05:35 PM
Commas, how do they work?
 
2014-03-23 03:06:15 PM
I wonder what setting is that on his sonic screwdriver?
 
2014-03-23 03:06:18 PM
Timey wimey gayey wayey.
 
2014-03-23 03:06:44 PM
What?
 
2014-03-23 03:06:57 PM
I'm not sure a specialist in analyzing color patterns is the best person to chase the gay away.
 
2014-03-23 03:11:52 PM
Kinda like that 110-block in a closet that nobody knows about...even the color blind network administrators.
 
2014-03-23 03:12:00 PM
I will not dispute the doctor's claim. If he claims that he was born stupid, then I will accept that he was born stupid.
 
2014-03-23 03:12:24 PM
"a Zimbabwe-raised minister"

Hm. That explains part of it.

"turned-North Texas-educated neurotherapist"

Well, at least he has some neurotherapy training...

"an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University"

Oh. Lol. Nevermind. That explains the rest of it.
 
2014-03-23 03:13:09 PM
www.film4.com

One of these people involved?
 
2014-03-23 03:13:24 PM

ElLoco: "a Zimbabwe-raised minister"

Hm. That explains part of it.

"turned-North Texas-educated neurotherapist"

Well, at least he has some neurotherapy training...

"an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University"

Oh. Lol. Nevermind. That explains the rest of it.


Doctor of Sham-Wow at the Academy of Elvis farking Christ.
 
2014-03-23 03:13:38 PM
So he's beautiful in his way? God made no mistakes?
 
2014-03-23 03:13:57 PM
f.kulfoto.com
 
2014-03-23 03:14:03 PM
That's a good headline submitter I laughed because that is perhaps irony or maybe it would be more accurate to say poetic justice but I think both have merits and who is to say which is correct when our communal vernacular changes because people are too stupid to use phrases like "couldn't care less" or "begs the question" correctly I think it's just another sign that our society is crumbling as wealth trickles away to a select few and our public services like schools pay the price which means our kids pay the price although I don't mean our kids because I've never met you in my life subby and I don't have any kids anyway
 
2014-03-23 03:15:21 PM
FTA: JERRY Mungadze, a Zimbabwe-raised minister-turned-North Texas-educated neurotherapist:

img.4plebs.org
 
2014-03-23 03:16:45 PM

ElLoco: "a Zimbabwe-raised minister"

Hm. That explains part of it.

"turned-North Texas-educated neurotherapist"

Well, at least he has some neurotherapy training...

"an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University"

Oh. Lol. Nevermind. That explains the rest of it.


Mubobobo practitioner suspiciously absent from his CV.
 
2014-03-23 03:17:22 PM

God-is-a-Taco: That's a good headline submitter I laughed because that is perhaps irony or maybe it would be more accurate to say poetic justice but I think both have merits and who is to say which is correct when our communal vernacular changes because people are too stupid to use phrases like "couldn't care less" or "begs the question" correctly I think it's just another sign that our society is crumbling as wealth trickles away to a select few and our public services like schools pay the price which means our kids pay the price although I don't mean our kids because I've never met you in my life subby and I don't have any kids anyway


You know I thought tumblr got me used to reading paragraphs without pronunciation.
Then I ran into this.
 
2014-03-23 03:19:04 PM
I had an art teacher who was red/green colorblind. We'd switch labels on the red and green paints before he demonstrated just to tease him. He thought it was funny.

/guess he was probably gay, or something?
 
2014-03-23 03:21:22 PM
Does this mean that if you prefer a shade of brown that should be only used for accents, you're straight?

or a monster
 
2014-03-23 03:22:10 PM
Man, the irony of this whole situation is so unbelievable.  Someone allowed him to graduate and get a medical license?  Geez.  He should be stripped of any competencies as a medical professional and ridiculed publicly until he dies.  This is just sad.
 
2014-03-23 03:25:07 PM
Hail Satan.
 
2014-03-23 03:29:08 PM

Cerebral Knievel: is there anything the Doctor can't do? getting all wibbly wobbly with the sonic screwdiver thing


img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-23 03:33:01 PM

Ringshadow: You know I thought tumblr got me used to reading paragraphs without pronunciation.


You have to read it in your head for that.
 
2014-03-23 03:36:33 PM

FatherChaos: Man, the irony of this whole situation is so unbelievable.  Someone allowed him to graduate and get a medical license?  Geez.  He should be stripped of any competencies as a medical professional and ridiculed publicly until he dies.  This is just sad.


FTFA:
Enter Mungadze, an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University in Dallas

That should pretty much explain it. He was probably educated in some evangelical religious "university".
 
2014-03-23 03:36:50 PM
It's flakes like this that make the whole profession seem like a scam. He also perpetuates multiple personality disorders, and I bet he sucks at treating PTSD.
 
2014-03-23 03:37:52 PM

syrynxx: Ringshadow: You know I thought tumblr got me used to reading paragraphs without pronunciation.

You have to read it in your head for that.


The important decision: In whose voice?
/We know she doesn't move her lips.
 
2014-03-23 03:39:34 PM
No matter which color I use, my brains always look FABULOUS!
 
2014-03-23 03:42:40 PM
i3.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-23 03:44:58 PM

dv-ous: FTA: JERRY Mungadze, a Zimbabwe-raised minister-turned-North Texas-educated neurotherapist:


Did anyone else read "neurotherapist" as "Neuro the rapist"?
 
2014-03-23 03:45:07 PM

cretinbob: [i3.ytimg.com image 480x360]


If you had the creativity to think of it, the balls to do it, and the conviction and showmanship to sell it, you'd be a multi-millionaire too.
 
2014-03-23 03:45:42 PM

Ambivalence: dv-ous: FTA: JERRY Mungadze, a Zimbabwe-raised minister-turned-North Texas-educated neurotherapist:

Did anyone else read "neurotherapist" as "Neuro the rapist"?


I did. Twice.
 
2014-03-23 03:47:03 PM

ElLoco: "a Zimbabwe-raised minister"

Hm. That explains part of it.

"turned-North Texas-educated neurotherapist"

Well, at least he has some neurotherapy training...

"an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University"

Oh. Lol. Nevermind. That explains the rest of it.


mongbiohazard: FatherChaos: Man, the irony of this whole situation is so unbelievable.  Someone allowed him to graduate and get a medical license?  Geez.  He should be stripped of any competencies as a medical professional and ridiculed publicly until he dies.  This is just sad.
FTFA:
Enter Mungadze, an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University in Dallas

That should pretty much explain it. He was probably educated in some evangelical religious "university".



From another source:

Dr. Mungadze was born and raised in Zimbabwe where he served as pastor of a church and performed evangelism across the country.  He helped deliver supplies to the soldiers on the front lines and minister to people in the villages victimized by guerrilla warfare.

Selected for a scholarship here in the United States, Dr. Mungadze received a BS in Bible from Dallas Bible College in Dallas, Texas, an MA in Biblical Studies from Dallas Theological Seminary in Dallas, Texas, and a Ph.D. in counselor education with a minor in psychology from the University of North Texas in Denton, Texas.

So, not really a doctor.  Color me surprised.
 
2014-03-23 03:48:36 PM
Well, clearly if he can cure gayness by analyzing color choices, we should have no problem proving that a tire iron cures color blindness temporarily...
 
2014-03-23 03:52:43 PM
"My mind is made up. Please don't confuse me with the facts!"
 
2014-03-23 03:57:26 PM
reach for the red, blue, and green colors = straight; reach for the fuchsia, burnt sienna or mauve = gay?
 
2014-03-23 04:01:33 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: ElLoco: "a Zimbabwe-raised minister"

Hm. That explains part of it.

"turned-North Texas-educated neurotherapist"

Well, at least he has some neurotherapy training...

"an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University"

Oh. Lol. Nevermind. That explains the rest of it.

mongbiohazard: FatherChaos: Man, the irony of this whole situation is so unbelievable.  Someone allowed him to graduate and get a medical license?  Geez.  He should be stripped of any competencies as a medical professional and ridiculed publicly until he dies.  This is just sad.
FTFA:
Enter Mungadze, an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University in Dallas

That should pretty much explain it. He was probably educated in some evangelical religious "university".


From another source:

Dr. Mungadze was born and raised in Zimbabwe where he served as pastor of a church and performed evangelism across the country.  He helped deliver supplies to the soldiers on the front lines and minister to people in the villages victimized by guerrilla warfare.

Selected for a scholarship here in the United States, Dr. Mungadze received a BS in Bible from Dallas Bible College in Dallas, Texas, an MA in Biblical Studies from Dallas Theological Seminary in Dallas, Texas, and a Ph.D. in counselor education with a minor in psychology from the University of North Texas in Denton, Texas.

So, not really a doctor.  Color me surprised.


Has anyone mentioned his closeted sexuality yet?
 
2014-03-23 04:02:42 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: ElLoco: "a Zimbabwe-raised minister"

Hm. That explains part of it.

"turned-North Texas-educated neurotherapist"

Well, at least he has some neurotherapy training...

"an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University"

Oh. Lol. Nevermind. That explains the rest of it.

mongbiohazard: FatherChaos: Man, the irony of this whole situation is so unbelievable.  Someone allowed him to graduate and get a medical license?  Geez.  He should be stripped of any competencies as a medical professional and ridiculed publicly until he dies.  This is just sad.
FTFA:
Enter Mungadze, an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University in Dallas

That should pretty much explain it. He was probably educated in some evangelical religious "university".


From another source:

Dr. Mungadze was born and raised in Zimbabwe where he served as pastor of a church and performed evangelism across the country.  He helped deliver supplies to the soldiers on the front lines and minister to people in the villages victimized by guerrilla warfare.

Selected for a scholarship here in the United States, Dr. Mungadze received a BS in Bible from Dallas Bible College in Dallas, Texas, an MA in Biblical Studies from Dallas Theological Seminary in Dallas, Texas, and a Ph.D. in counselor education with a minor in psychology from the University of North Texas in Denton, Texas.

So, not really a doctor.  Color me surprised.


Ugh. Scholarships for Bible colleges. It's like having apprenticeships to morons.
 
2014-03-23 04:03:33 PM
Da fuq is neurotherapy anyway?

Googled it, and it sounds borderline plausible (it apparently involves brainwave training), using sophisticated machinery to measure brainwaves.

Apparently, this guy has invented an alternative to alternative medicine.
 
2014-03-23 04:08:46 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: syrynxx: Ringshadow: You know I thought tumblr got me used to reading paragraphs without pronunciation.

You have to read it in your head for that.

The important decision: In whose voice?
/We know she doesn't move her lips.


You know what, i'm just going to let myself out. There is no coming back from that typo.
 
2014-03-23 04:09:21 PM

JoieD'Zen: Benevolent Misanthrope: ElLoco: "a Zimbabwe-raised minister"

Hm. That explains part of it.

"turned-North Texas-educated neurotherapist"

Well, at least he has some neurotherapy training...

"an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University"

Oh. Lol. Nevermind. That explains the rest of it.

mongbiohazard: FatherChaos: Man, the irony of this whole situation is so unbelievable.  Someone allowed him to graduate and get a medical license?  Geez.  He should be stripped of any competencies as a medical professional and ridiculed publicly until he dies.  This is just sad.
FTFA:
Enter Mungadze, an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University in Dallas

That should pretty much explain it. He was probably educated in some evangelical religious "university".


From another source:

Dr. Mungadze was born and raised in Zimbabwe where he served as pastor of a church and performed evangelism across the country.  He helped deliver supplies to the soldiers on the front lines and minister to people in the villages victimized by guerrilla warfare.

Selected for a scholarship here in the United States, Dr. Mungadze received a BS in Bible from Dallas Bible College in Dallas, Texas, an MA in Biblical Studies from Dallas Theological Seminary in Dallas, Texas, and a Ph.D. in counselor education with a minor in psychology from the University of North Texas in Denton, Texas.

So, not really a doctor.  Color me surprised.

Has anyone mentioned his closeted sexuality yet?


No one other than you, yet.
 
2014-03-23 04:10:39 PM
Instead of analyzing color choices, he should be checking whether or not his subjects eat da poo-poo.
 
2014-03-23 04:10:53 PM

Ringshadow: God-is-a-Taco: That's a good headline submitter I laughed because that is perhaps irony or maybe it would be more accurate to say poetic justice but I think both have merits and who is to say which is correct when our communal vernacular changes because people are too stupid to use phrases like "couldn't care less" or "begs the question" correctly I think it's just another sign that our society is crumbling as wealth trickles away to a select few and our public services like schools pay the price which means our kids pay the price although I don't mean our kids because I've never met you in my life subby and I don't have any kids anyway

You know I thought tumblr got me used to reading paragraphs without pronunciation.
Then I ran into this.


...Um, Tumblr-speak actually functions as a slang language with its own inflections and assumed punctuation. It's not rule-free by any standards, just rules that you have to learn.

This, though, is an actual ramble.
 
2014-03-23 04:12:08 PM

cretinbob: [i3.ytimg.com image 480x360]


came for this.

will leave this:

i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-23 04:14:20 PM
Zimbabwe + Texas + Fundie Baptist type stuff = sometimes, I'm really really glad I'm a UCC preacher's kid from Iowa

/or something like that
//so what colors do lesbians reach for?
 
2014-03-23 04:18:27 PM
"Anal-lysing" Freudian slip mayhap?
 
2014-03-23 04:21:31 PM
onceuponageek.com

Judging by the scarf: almost totally fabulously gay...but still a bit in denial.
 
2014-03-23 04:23:57 PM
What is this I don't even
 
2014-03-23 04:24:50 PM

Xanadone: Zimbabwe + Texas + Fundie Baptist type stuff = sometimes, I'm really really glad I'm a UCC preacher's kid from Iowa

/or something like that
//so what colors do lesbians reach for?


Pussywillow?
 
2014-03-23 04:26:57 PM
PsiChick:
...Um, Tumblr-speak actually functions as a slang language with its own inflections and assumed punctuation. It's not rule-free by any standards, just rules that you have to learn.

It seems to have lost most of its functionality since it came off github, but the tumblr argument generator still has its charm:
http://lizardgamer.github.io/tumblr-argument-generator/

What a bummer. It lost the "rant" feature, the "war" feature and possibly something else I forgot.
 
2014-03-23 04:34:07 PM
That headline doesn't even make sense. Oh Zimbabwe now it...
"Enter Mungadze, an adjunct professor at Dallas Baptist University in Dallas."

Wait, what?
 
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