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(Reuters)   If you live in southwestern Colorado, your tap water has a little something extra in it today   (reuters.com) divider line 41
    More: Followup, Colorado, tap water, Montrose, public information, reservoirs  
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2014-03-23 12:17:45 PM  
So we get stories all the time here where a guy pees in the reservoir and people freak out, close the reservoir down, put chemicals into it to clean it, shut off water to the town, etc. even though hundreds of birds pee and sh*t in it every day. But a plane crashes into a reservoir, putting fuel into it, dead body juice, etc and no mention of it closing, being cleaned, or the town having its water shut off?
 
2014-03-23 12:48:38 PM  

Walker: So we get stories all the time here where a guy pees in the reservoir and people freak out, close the reservoir down, put chemicals into it to clean it, shut off water to the town, etc. even though hundreds of birds pee and sh*t in it every day. But a plane crashes into a reservoir, putting fuel into it, dead body juice, etc and no mention of it closing, being cleaned, or the town having its water shut off?


DNRTFA but it may not be a reservoir for water intended for people.  It could be an agricultural reservoir.
 
2014-03-23 02:29:15 PM  

Walker: So we get stories all the time here where a guy pees in the reservoir and people freak out, close the reservoir down, put chemicals into it to clean it, shut off water to the town


I seem to have missed those.  They sound hilarious.  Can you share?
 
2014-03-23 02:46:44 PM  
Still not as gross as the dead lady rotting in the drinking water on the hotel roof last year.
 
2014-03-23 02:47:06 PM  
Pot?
 
2014-03-23 02:47:23 PM  
stupid liberal have found a way to combine chemtrails with flouride.
 
2014-03-23 02:49:04 PM  

Walker: But a plane crashes into a reservoir, putting fuel into it, dead body juice, etc


Ew, yuck. Plane fuel is gross.
 
2014-03-23 02:53:31 PM  

LordOfThePings: Pot?


Yes, thank you.
(looooooong inhale......)
(passes joint to left)

*giggle*
 
2014-03-23 02:58:23 PM  

Ambivalence: DNRTFA but it may not be a reservoir for water intended for people. It could be an agricultural reservoir.


RTFA, and they mentioned a campground right next to it, so good bet it's not a drinking water supply.
 
2014-03-23 02:59:07 PM  

Walker: So we get stories all the time here where a guy pees in the reservoir and people freak out, close the reservoir down, put chemicals into it to clean it, shut off water to the town, etc. even though hundreds of birds pee and sh*t in it every day. But a plane crashes into a reservoir, putting fuel into it, dead body juice, etc and no mention of it closing, being cleaned, or the town having its water shut off?


The blue toilet-juice sanitizes it.
 
2014-03-23 02:59:20 PM  

LordOfThePings: Pot?


No, but it is the video version of Mary Jane's Last Dance times five, though.
 
2014-03-23 02:59:22 PM  

Chinchillazilla: Still not as gross as the dead lady rotting in the drinking water on the hotel roof last year.


She wasn't rotting she was steeping.
 
2014-03-23 02:59:28 PM  
This is how zombie invasions start.  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
 
2014-03-23 03:04:53 PM  
Not my fault.

*shifty eyes*
 
2014-03-23 03:06:51 PM  

Walker: So we get stories all the time here where a guy pees in the reservoir and people freak out, close the reservoir down, put chemicals into it to clean it, shut off water to the town, etc. even though hundreds of birds pee and sh*t in it every day. But a plane crashes into a reservoir, putting fuel into it, dead body juice, etc and no mention of it closing, being cleaned, or the town having its water shut off?


It's for agricultural use.

Most people use the term "blood" instead of "dead body juice."

just sayin.
 
2014-03-23 03:14:22 PM  
Sorry, Colorado. It was those sandy shots of Tara Reid.
 
2014-03-23 03:14:35 PM  

fatbear: Walker: So we get stories all the time here where a guy pees in the reservoir and people freak out, close the reservoir down, put chemicals into it to clean it, shut off water to the town, etc. even though hundreds of birds pee and sh*t in it every day. But a plane crashes into a reservoir, putting fuel into it, dead body juice, etc and no mention of it closing, being cleaned, or the town having its water shut off?

It's for agricultural use.

Most people use the term "blood" instead of "dead body juice."

just sayin.


Dead bodies, when rotting, secrete various forms of goo in addition to blood so perhaps Walker's use of 'juice' is accurate.
/not an expert
 
2014-03-23 03:19:16 PM  

fatbear: Walker: So we get stories all the time here where a guy pees in the reservoir and people freak out, close the reservoir down, put chemicals into it to clean it, shut off water to the town, etc. even though hundreds of birds pee and sh*t in it every day. But a plane crashes into a reservoir, putting fuel into it, dead body juice, etc and no mention of it closing, being cleaned, or the town having its water shut off?

It's for agricultural use.

Most people use the term "blood" instead of "dead body juice."

just sayin.


Mung ain't blood.
 
2014-03-23 03:23:05 PM  
JoieD'Zen:
Dead bodies, when rotting, secrete various forms of goo in addition to blood so perhaps Walker's use of 'juice' is accurate.
/not an expert


How fast do your dead bodies rot? Mine keep very well when I dunk them in frozen reservoirs.

I expect no goo from these bodies until July at the earliest, probably August.
 
2014-03-23 03:25:37 PM  

fatbear: frozen reservoirs


<checks picture in article>

Holy cow - that's a warm spring in Ridgeway. They normally still have snow on the ground this time of year.
 
2014-03-23 03:25:49 PM  
That better not have been Alton Brown's plane...  he posted this picture yesterday:

www.johncathcart.com
 
2014-03-23 03:26:31 PM  
water is suppose to taste plane...right?
 
2014-03-23 03:31:01 PM  

JohnnyC: That better not have been Alton Brown's plane...  he posted this picture yesterday:

[www.johncathcart.com image 599x448]


Seeing as how he's not from Oklahoma and doesn't own a TBM700 (looks like a C414 or C421)...why would think even think it would be him?
 
2014-03-23 03:31:10 PM  

Outlaw2097: water is suppose to taste plane...right?


I laughed
 
2014-03-23 03:31:59 PM  

JohnnyC: That better not have been Alton Brown's plane...  he posted this picture yesterday:

[www.johncathcart.com image 599x448]


Why would he own a plane? A plane is a unitasker; all it can do is fly. Why buy a plane when you can build your own flying machine out of three styrofoam ice chests, some dry ice, duct tape, 50' of dryer vent, an old charcoal grill, some flower pots...
 
2014-03-23 03:36:25 PM  
I assumed it was contaminants from cracking or something..

Clicks article

..GAH way worse
 
2014-03-23 03:38:55 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: JohnnyC: That better not have been Alton Brown's plane...  he posted this picture yesterday:

[www.johncathcart.com image 599x448]

Why would he own a plane? A plane is a unitasker; all it can do is fly. Why buy a plane when you can build your own flying machine out of three styrofoam ice chests, some dry ice, duct tape, 50' of dryer vent, an old charcoal grill, some flower pots...


Turns out he does own a C414A. I suppose he'd rather spend his time in the kitchen instead of building planes...

https://www.facebook.com/altonbrown/info
 
2014-03-23 03:44:39 PM  

fatbear: Prank Call of Cthulhu: JohnnyC: That better not have been Alton Brown's plane...  he posted this picture yesterday:

[www.johncathcart.com image 599x448]

Why would he own a plane? A plane is a unitasker; all it can do is fly. Why buy a plane when you can build your own flying machine out of three styrofoam ice chests, some dry ice, duct tape, 50' of dryer vent, an old charcoal grill, some flower pots...

Turns out he does own a C414A. I suppose he'd rather spend his time in the kitchen instead of building planes...

https://www.facebook.com/altonbrown/info


Annnnd here's the last time he flew. Mobile to Atlanta two weeks ago.

http://flightaware.com/live/flight/N628JW

/Internet stalking is fun...
 
2014-03-23 03:47:56 PM  
The Malaysian spokesman is now denying that the plane is in Colorado.
 
2014-03-23 03:53:17 PM  

Walker: So we get stories all the time here where a guy pees in the reservoir and people freak out, close the reservoir down, put chemicals into it to clean it, shut off water to the town, etc. even though hundreds of birds pee and sh*t in it every day. But a plane crashes into a reservoir, putting fuel into it, dead body juice, etc and no mention of it closing, being cleaned, or the town having its water shut off?


You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
 
2014-03-23 03:56:47 PM  
Did not read TFA, but THC found in water?

Or a suspicious orange substance?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-23 04:27:03 PM  

Walker: So we get stories all the time here where a guy pees in the reservoir and people freak out, close the reservoir down, put chemicals into it to clean it, shut off water to the town, etc. even though hundreds of birds pee and sh*t in it every day. But a plane crashes into a reservoir, putting fuel into it, dead body juice, etc and no mention of it closing, being cleaned, or the town having its water shut off?


Because in the former case, we're talking about Portland.  That's all you need to know about that overreaction.
 
2014-03-23 04:34:36 PM  

derpy: stupid liberal have found a way to combine chemtrails with flouride.


OK, you've got a Fark handle so relevant it actually made my head hurt.
 
2014-03-23 05:01:36 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Walker: So we get stories all the time here where a guy pees in the reservoir and people freak out, close the reservoir down, put chemicals into it to clean it, shut off water to the town

I seem to have missed those.  They sound hilarious.  Can you share?


Certainly:

http://www.naturalnews.com/042611_portland_oregon_water_supply_reser vo ir_wasted_resources.html#
 
2014-03-23 05:02:25 PM  
No biggie, they filter the big chunks out.
 
2014-03-23 05:07:25 PM  
There's a marina in the resevoir, and I'll bet not all boats have safeguards about what they put in the water. The big concern is probably zebra mussels.
 
2014-03-23 05:21:20 PM  

fatbear: JohnnyC: That better not have been Alton Brown's plane...  he posted this picture yesterday:

[www.johncathcart.com image 599x448]

Seeing as how he's not from Oklahoma and doesn't own a TBM700 (looks like a C414 or C421)...why would think even think it would be him?


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2014-03-23 08:00:56 PM  
 
2014-03-23 09:06:35 PM  
Ignore the red color its still safe to drink.
 
2014-03-23 11:53:26 PM  

Baloo Uriza: derpy: stupid liberal have found a way to combine chemtrails with flouride.

OK, you've got a Fark handle so relevant it actually made my head hurt.


That's just the chemtrails working.
 
2014-03-24 07:43:58 AM  

Nacc: fatbear: JohnnyC: That better not have been Alton Brown's plane...  he posted this picture yesterday:

[www.johncathcart.com image 599x448]

Seeing as how he's not from Oklahoma and doesn't own a TBM700 (looks like a C414 or C421)...why would think even think it would be him?

why would think even think it would be him

why would think even think

why would think

why would

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beer is fun!
 
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