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(ESPN)   Round 3/Day 2 of March Madness and the only important question left is, can the Mercer Bears join Dayton in the Sweet 16? Embrace the chaos. Stanford/Kansas tip it off at 12:15 pm EDT   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2014-03-23 10:21:23 AM  
Fark Bracket Gredunza Redux.  Everyone deserves a 2nd chance!

http://msn.foxsports.com/fantasy/collegebasketball/second-chance-tou rn ey/group/?entry=1459940&group=32665

psw=dukesucks
 
2014-03-23 12:08:56 PM  
Arizona vs. Gonzaga on TBS @ 6:40 Pacific time.

Woot!
 
2014-03-23 12:09:08 PM  
OK that was a pretty good dance segue
 
2014-03-23 12:13:57 PM  
Wichita State can't win today...meaning:

1)  If they win, everyone will say Kentucky had a bad day
2)  If they lose, by any score, WSU will been seen as going undefeated against weak opponents

What do you think would give Wichita State more respect?
 
2014-03-23 12:15:12 PM  
lets go
 
2014-03-23 12:16:25 PM  
Anybody know what the heck a jayhawk is?
 
2014-03-23 12:16:39 PM  
Alright, Hoos. Let's do this thing. Nervous as crap, Memphis has fast guards that like to drive inside, and other than a team miraculously hitting every shot, that's about the only thing that can break down the Pack Line defense. I was hoping we'd face GW, but they had to crap the bed. Ahh, well.

HOOS!
 
2014-03-23 12:27:49 PM  

mikaloyd: Anybody know what the heck a jayhawk is?


Jayhawk is a term that came to be used just before the Civil War, in Kansas. "Jayhawkers" were groups affiliated with the movement to make Kansas a free-state. After the war, the term became synonymous with the people of Kansas.
 
2014-03-23 12:29:08 PM  

dkimball: Wichita State can't win today...meaning:

1)  If they win, everyone will say Kentucky had a bad day
2)  If they lose, by any score, WSU will been seen as going undefeated against weak opponents

What do you think would give Wichita State more respect?


Im pretty sure that at this point in college basketball's season "No Respeck" is only a problem in places like Skip Bayliss' head. A win is a win and advances a team to the next round. If they want respect the team can always do something nice for a kid with Leukemia or volunteer in a soup kitchen in their off time. In the tournament wins are great, losses send you home, and all the respect in ESPN's world wont buy a free throw.
 
2014-03-23 12:30:32 PM  
Farking Orange
 
2014-03-23 12:32:16 PM  

dkimball: Wichita State can't win today...meaning:

1)  If they win, everyone will say Kentucky had a bad day
2)  If they lose, by any score, WSU will been seen as going undefeated against weak opponents

What do you think would give Wichita State more respect?


Stomping Kansas into the ground, beating them like a gov't mule, then kicking the corpse into the corner and yelling "NEXT!". It's the only way the nay-sayers will have a shred of belief in them.
 
2014-03-23 12:34:47 PM  
34 for the jayhawks gets my vote so far for oddest looking players face in the tournament.
 
2014-03-23 12:38:37 PM  
Samsung tablets and phones: for pissy, passive-aggressive assholes
 
2014-03-23 12:38:49 PM  
Go to college, play a sport, and get a job at Enterprise.  The American Dream.tm
 
2014-03-23 12:41:04 PM  
Go Card!
 
2014-03-23 12:48:15 PM  
AT&T treads very close to the border of showing black people in a negative fashion in their ad with the family of Steve Urkel clones. Kind of brave and progressive but kind of risky too.
 
2014-03-23 12:49:41 PM  
a jhayhawk likes bird of a same feather
 
2014-03-23 12:53:55 PM  
The Wisdom of the elder announcer: If a player gets baskets it will make him a better player

So let it be written. So let it be done.
 
2014-03-23 12:55:34 PM  

mikaloyd: The Wisdom of the elder announcer: If a player gets baskets it will make him a better player

So let it be written. So let it be done.


but the net will get weaker
 
2014-03-23 12:57:08 PM  

mikaloyd: The Wisdom of the elder announcer: If a player gets baskets it will make him a better player

So let it be written. So let it be done.


But what will this mean if you're trying to kill the Pharoah's firstborn son?
 
2014-03-23 12:59:39 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: mikaloyd: The Wisdom of the elder announcer: If a player gets baskets it will make him a better player

So let it be written. So let it be done.

But what will this mean if you're trying to kill the Pharoah's firstborn son?


Chalk your brackets doors with blood
 
2014-03-23 01:00:26 PM  
I've seen more offense at a Mr Rogers convention.
 
2014-03-23 01:02:26 PM  

expobill: mikaloyd: The Wisdom of the elder announcer: If a player gets baskets it will make him a better player

So let it be written. So let it be done.

but the net will get weaker


Keep your eye on the hoop and your ball will drain through the net. Its a story as old as Sodom.
 
2014-03-23 01:04:08 PM  

usernameguy: I've seen more offense at a Mr Rogers convention.


Ive seen higher shooting percentage at the conscientious objector club meeting.
 
2014-03-23 01:06:06 PM  
Why they shoving that poor white kid around?  He made the shot.
 
2014-03-23 01:06:40 PM  
Buzzer beater 3ball and it's 24-22 Kansas at the half.
 
2014-03-23 01:07:04 PM  
Well looks like the Jayhawks just remembered that the name of the game is to put the ball through the hoop.
 
2014-03-23 01:16:20 PM  
This Dayton coach is so young.  But I'm sure with time, he'll learn to speak in coach clichés and not show visible frustration at inane leading questions from idiots like Kenny Smith. That's what separates the veterans from the inexperienced.
 
2014-03-23 01:16:20 PM  
What the hell was that halftime interview w/ Archie Miller all about?

/Hello?
 
2014-03-23 01:22:03 PM  
25/32 in the first round
6/8 so far this round
 
2014-03-23 01:29:23 PM  
Wiggins is gonna wig the fark out.
 
2014-03-23 01:32:11 PM  
What happened with Embiid's back I thought he was going to be back for the Tournament?
 
2014-03-23 01:33:07 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: What the hell was that halftime interview w/ Archie Miller all about?

/Hello?


thats what us old-timers call a, 'technical difficulty.'  long, long ago, we would often have problems with maintaining the various connections necessary to complete a task such as a 'remote' interview.
 
2014-03-23 01:33:57 PM  

elguerodiablo: What happened with Embiid's back I thought he was going to be back for the Tournament?


Stress fracture, supposed to be out the first two games.
 
2014-03-23 01:36:33 PM  
Aloha friends.

GO STANFORD!!!

/kill my opponents brackets!
 
2014-03-23 01:40:02 PM  

mikaloyd: AT&T treads very close to the border of showing black people in a negative fashion in their ad with the family of Steve Urkel clones. Kind of brave and progressive but kind of risky too.


It's not news to black people that some black people are nerds.

Witness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZRePZ1OqQE
 
2014-03-23 01:47:23 PM  

mikaloyd: AT&T treads very close to the border of showing black people in a negative fashion in their ad with the family of Steve Urkel clones. Kind of brave and progressive but kind of risky too.


So...they should've stereotyped them? Maybe had them eat some fried chicken, and hold their phone sideways like gangstas?
 
2014-03-23 01:51:28 PM  

INeedAName: mikaloyd: AT&T treads very close to the border of showing black people in a negative fashion in their ad with the family of Steve Urkel clones. Kind of brave and progressive but kind of risky too.

So...they should've stereotyped them? Maybe had them eat some fried chicken, and hold their phone sideways like gangstas?


static2.businessinsider.com
 
2014-03-23 01:58:00 PM  
Hokay Stanford, gotta score more.
 
2014-03-23 01:58:33 PM  

elguerodiablo: INeedAName: mikaloyd: AT&T treads very close to the border of showing black people in a negative fashion in their ad with the family of Steve Urkel clones. Kind of brave and progressive but kind of risky too.

So...they should've stereotyped them? Maybe had them eat some fried chicken, and hold their phone sideways like gangstas?

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To be fair, white people looked like that in the 70s.  Only they were whiter.  And ok with 'g's.

/I love the "no tipping, don't have to get dressed up" since it's not like you're goin' to Wal-Mart or something
 
2014-03-23 01:59:38 PM  

INeedAName: mikaloyd: AT&T treads very close to the border of showing black people in a negative fashion in their ad with the family of Steve Urkel clones. Kind of brave and progressive but kind of risky too.

So...they should've stereotyped them? Maybe had them eat some fried chicken, and hold their phone sideways like gangstas?


Im not sure that there is a "should've" in advertising. I think I know where you are heading with this though.
 
2014-03-23 02:05:59 PM  
Benny Hill spotted.
 
2014-03-23 02:11:15 PM  
Black out.
 
2014-03-23 02:13:49 PM  
Stanford/Kansas tied with five minutes left.  Here we go again.
 
2014-03-23 02:14:20 PM  
Game is goin' bees.
 
2014-03-23 02:14:53 PM  
Too bad the first game is great, because I doubt the others will all be this good. I sure hope they will be though.
 
2014-03-23 02:18:32 PM  
On my way to San Antonio for the Iowa State/UNC game. It's going to be a tough game for my Cyclones, having Georges Niang out with a broken foot. I'll try to post from the game but cell reception sucks at the AT&T Center.
 
2014-03-23 02:20:22 PM  

BinderWoman: On my way to San Antonio for the Iowa State/UNC game. It's going to be a tough game for my Cyclones, having Georges Niang out with a broken foot. I'll try to post from the game but cell reception sucks at the AT&T Center.


Have fun! I tried to get tickets for the Badgers game but they were sold out.
 
2014-03-23 02:22:19 PM  
This is a mixture of terrible and nerves.
 
2014-03-23 02:24:22 PM  

picodenico: This is a mixture of terrible and nerves.


That's how I feel about overtime in hockey.
 
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