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(WTAE)   It was snowing the night mom went missing. But when he went looking in his pick up truck, he got run over by a damned old train   ( divider line
    More: Sad, pickup trucks, North Versailles, missing persons, firefighters, mom  
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4907 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Mar 2014 at 1:49 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-23 01:58:15 PM  
2 votes:
Those damn hybrid trains.  You can't even hear them coming
2014-03-23 01:50:18 PM  
2 votes:
No mention of beer or prison.
2014-03-23 01:23:21 PM  
2 votes:
Aww, Subby, you never even call me by my name.
2014-03-23 03:43:10 PM  
1 vote:

JuggleGeek: Heck, you still here it from time to time in honkeytonks today.

Hear it? Hell, pretty much the entire bar will stand up and blast out that last verse at full volume. Usually including the spoken word introduction to it.

/The last verse goes like this here...
2014-03-23 02:51:23 PM  
1 vote:

HairyNevus: Maybe there's something wrong with me, but after reading TFA all I could think was "how'd he get the nickname 'Lance'"?

He only trained dragon-type Pokemon.
2014-03-23 02:01:16 PM  
1 vote:
And what happened to Grandma?
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