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(WTAE)   It was snowing the night mom went missing. But when he went looking in his pick up truck, he got run over by a damned old train   ( divider line
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4908 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Mar 2014 at 1:49 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-23 01:50:18 PM  
3 votes:
No mention of beer or prison.
2014-03-23 01:23:21 PM  
2 votes:
Aww, Subby, you never even call me by my name.
2014-03-23 03:05:29 PM  
1 vote:
How does one accidentally "step in front of a train"?
2014-03-23 02:29:10 PM  
1 vote:
Here's a little known fact that I used to use to provoke heated late night barroom arguments. Steve Goodman gets the credit -- including the famous shoutout from DAC -- but John Prine actually co-wrote the song.

I always followed up that argument with one that City of NO was the better song, though not really C&W I guess.
2014-03-23 02:08:30 PM  
1 vote:
 . . . and my dog was drunk the day my mama got out of prison.

/something something pickup truck.
2014-03-23 01:58:15 PM  
1 vote:
Those damn hybrid trains.  You can't even hear them coming
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