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(Huffington Post)   Tara Reid attention whores at the beach, develops close friendship with sand   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 43
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2014-03-23 12:13:15 PM  
i.huffpost.com

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2014-03-23 12:56:52 PM  
True Grit
 
2014-03-23 12:59:16 PM  
Wow, she's looking like a lollipop lately.
 
2014-03-23 01:01:41 PM  

ransack.:


Hahaha that's marvelous!

I'll be back, I'm just going to find a cash machine.

/RIP Brandt, he ODs and this chick gets to post pics of her in the sand on Twitter to promote Sharkfarkingnado 2
//more definitive proof there is no god
 
2014-03-23 01:04:29 PM  

Kevin Lomax: ransack.:

Hahaha that's marvelous!

I'll be back, I'm just going to find a cash machine.

/RIP Brandt, he ODs and this chick gets to post pics of her in the sand on Twitter to promote Sharkfarkingnado 2
//more definitive proof there is no god


That is where you are incorrect.  There IS a God and I can prove it.

Tara Reid has not married Justin Bieber to allow him to stay in the US indefinitely.
 
2014-03-23 01:15:12 PM  
I could eat that.
 
2014-03-23 01:16:59 PM  
Look at how bad the economy is, Tara Reid can't even afford food.
 
2014-03-23 01:17:29 PM  

AirForceVet: I could eat that.


It's not good for you. Or for anyone, I suspect.
 
2014-03-23 01:20:38 PM  
I can see her liver.
 
2014-03-23 01:25:25 PM  
She looks like the crackhead I found rummaging in my garbage can out back.
 
2014-03-23 01:25:27 PM  
Whole bunch of Studman69's here.

I would double wrap it & gladly disappoint her.
 
2014-03-23 01:36:59 PM  

AirForceVet: I could eat that.


It's expiration date was 7/1999
 
2014-03-23 01:40:41 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Whole bunch of Studman69's here.

I would double wrap it & gladly disappoint her.


She looks like she's a day away from stomach bloating from starvation.
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-03-23 01:52:30 PM  
Not saying I wouldn't hit it, but nowadays she's virtually indistinguishable from your token attractive-yet-desperate cougars that hang out in military bars.
 
2014-03-23 01:57:04 PM  

bwilson27: She looks like the crackhead I found rummaging in my garbage can out back.


Well then I want to know where you live because you have the hottest crackheads in the history of ever. I'm used to my erections involving homeless people, but they don't usually actually look good, like Tara does in these pictures. Guess she finally found a decent surgeon.
 
2014-03-23 02:03:31 PM  
She's got no shape.
 
2014-03-23 02:17:26 PM  
I still think the only time she has ever been worth looking at was when she was standing on the red carpet at some event with her fresh-from-surgery tit hanging out of her dress for about a minute. And then only for amusement. Definitely below average rack quality.
 
2014-03-23 02:34:25 PM  
call me studman69 if you want, but, she's too emaciated
but, skinny or not, she's not bad looking for 50
 
2014-03-23 02:35:13 PM  
Man, after so much surgery, you can't hardly recognize some celebs anymore.
 
2014-03-23 02:55:14 PM  
I'd stick my dick in it and brag about about it.
 
2014-03-23 02:55:55 PM  

bungle_jr: call me studman69 if you want, but, she's too emaciated
but, skinny or not, she's not bad looking for 50


slurmed.com

 
2014-03-23 02:56:21 PM  
She needs to eat early and often.
 
2014-03-23 03:21:23 PM  

Teufelaffe: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Whole bunch of Studman69's here.

I would double wrap it & gladly disappoint her.

She looks like she's a day away from stomach bloating from starvation.
[pbs.twimg.com image 568x426]


Interesting tanning pattern on her torso.

www.writework.com
 
2014-03-23 03:23:33 PM  

bwilson27: She looks like the crackhead I found rummaging in my garbage can out back.


This.

That article did a lot to reinforce my dislike for skinny chicks.
 
2014-03-23 03:57:03 PM  
I realize it's just a bad tan line, but those photos where she is laying on her back look like someone sewed two corpses together.
 
2014-03-23 03:57:10 PM  
I would spray my goo. In her face. Send the pics to her parents.

/and put them on my 2015 Valentine Day's cards............
 
2014-03-23 03:57:58 PM  
She's a poor man's Elliot.
 
2014-03-23 04:00:23 PM  
I liked it better when ladies wore the bikini bottoms that curved up over their hips a little bit instead of just being a perfectly horizontal line
 
2014-03-23 04:01:13 PM  
Oh baby, she's got her first liver spot on her knee.  Which is sharp I may add.
 
2014-03-23 04:22:41 PM  

Teufelaffe: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Whole bunch of Studman69's here.

I would double wrap it & gladly disappoint her.

She looks like she's a day away from stomach bloating from starvation.
[pbs.twimg.com image 568x426]


It looks like the spray tanner stopped halfway up her torso.
 
2014-03-23 04:53:05 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Whole bunch of Studman69's here.


Go look for her Frankenipple in GIS and get back to me on that.

She's all yours, pardner.
 
2014-03-23 04:53:25 PM  

Teufelaffe: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Whole bunch of Studman69's here.

I would double wrap it & gladly disappoint her.

She looks like she's a day away from stomach bloating from starvation.
[pbs.twimg.com image 568x426]


The only thing missing from that picture is a vulture waiting for her to stop moving.
 
2014-03-23 05:13:28 PM  
Great, now the sand has herpes or something.
 
2014-03-23 06:07:28 PM  
Too skinny.

/gross!
 
2014-03-23 07:26:33 PM  

mongbiohazard: bwilson27: She looks like the crackhead I found rummaging in my garbage can out back.

Well then I want to know where you live because you have the hottest crackheads in the history of ever. I'm used to my erections involving homeless people, but they don't usually actually look good, like Tara does in these pictures. Guess she finally found a decent surgeon.


Really?  Because honestly, aside from the expensive bleach job and the bolt ons, she's a pretty good ringer for a drug abuser, given the emaciation.

She's not thin; thin implies muscle tone to some extent. She's emaciated, like she does meth.
 
2014-03-23 07:43:09 PM  

Teufelaffe: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Whole bunch of Studman69's here.

I would double wrap it & gladly disappoint her.

She looks like she's a day away from stomach bloating from starvation.
[pbs.twimg.com image 568x426]


Something about those Auschwitz legs just don't do it for me.
 
2014-03-23 09:22:41 PM  
There are women at the American Legion that have a better body than her.
 
2014-03-24 12:18:59 AM  
She isn't drinking enough water.  Look at her boob - that wrinkle isn't just pressure related, and she's not old enough for that to be age related.  She's dehydrated.

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Also, it's not normal to have a neck divot big enough to hold a gallon of milk
 
2014-03-24 03:24:31 AM  

Whatthefark: Teufelaffe: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Whole bunch of Studman69's here.

I would double wrap it & gladly disappoint her.

She looks like she's a day away from stomach bloating from starvation.
[pbs.twimg.com image 568x426]

It looks like the spray tanner stopped halfway up her torso.


A poorly done spray tan does make more sense than her running around in the sun with a belly shirt and no pants on. But then this is Tara Reid.
 
2014-03-24 05:26:30 AM  
What does this have to do with the Kardashians?  How can they not be news anymore?
 
2014-03-24 11:49:30 AM  

Teufelaffe: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Whole bunch of Studman69's here.

I would double wrap it & gladly disappoint her.

She looks like she's a day away from stomach bloating from starvation.
[pbs.twimg.com image 568x426]


Where are her hips? Aren't women supposed to have hips? Why is she straight like a boy?
 
2014-03-24 12:08:36 PM  
Wyckoff, NJ's finest!

Total trash.
 
2014-03-24 01:49:37 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Teufelaffe: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Whole bunch of Studman69's here.

I would double wrap it & gladly disappoint her.

She looks like she's a day away from stomach bloating from starvation.
[pbs.twimg.com image 568x426]

Where are her hips? Aren't women supposed to have hips? Why is she straight like a boy?


i read that in some eastern bloc accent. like coming from the mouth of one of those stereotypical "beefy" middle-aged polish women, or something
why she straight, like boy?

/giggled
//i amuse myself
 
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