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(NBC News)   Latest possible Flight 370 debris satellite imagery surrendered by France   (nbcnews.com ) divider line
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2014-03-23 10:36:55 AM  
If this whole thing has taught me anything it's that we really need clean the ocean. It's like a floor of a teenager's bedroom. Piles of junk everywhere.
 
2014-03-23 10:58:59 AM  
Was there ever actually a plane to begin with? Maybe someone smudge the flight roster or something.
 
2014-03-23 11:02:16 AM  

noazark: Or, maybe ... the plane is headed directly toward the White House -- Journey to the Center of the Earth-style..!!!


Creepy!
 
2014-03-23 11:06:13 AM  
I'm starting to think that they are finding every plane lost in this area since WW2 BUT this missing plane.
 
2014-03-23 11:06:33 AM  

JoieD'Zen: MorrisBird: It's une lampe de rue.

Clever

I am sick and f*cking tired of this flight charade. Somebody out there knows something.
I blame Obama, the alien nations and GMO foods.


That's ridiculous.  Anyone with half a brain can see the lizard people's claws over over this thing.
 
2014-03-23 11:07:44 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-23 11:16:11 AM  

JoieD'Zen: MorrisBird: It's une lampe de rue.

Clever

I am sick and f*cking tired of this flight charade. Somebody out there knows something.
I blame Obama, the alien nations and GMO foods.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-23 11:54:25 AM  
What took so long, France?
 
2014-03-23 11:55:19 AM  
Is this whole incident just some viral thing to show us how f*cking polluted our oceans are?
 
2014-03-23 11:58:56 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: meow said the dog: What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.

Google translate.


French --> English --> French --> German --> Spanish --> English

What happened next is known to me. The French inaccurate. I can not with the ability for me to enter on topics that are international, but shook his head in these searches.

/pretty much the same
//actually better
 
2014-03-23 12:11:36 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Is this whole incident just some viral thing to show us how f*cking polluted our oceans are?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_garbage_patch Too late
 
2014-03-23 12:18:12 PM  

Smoking GNU: Just let it go, cause man, it's gone.


this.
 
2014-03-23 01:02:24 PM  
It occurred to me this morning why the "pilots stole the plane" theory can't possibly be true:

Anyone willing to pay them for an airliner would be certain to kill them rather than paying them. Anyone in that position would know that.

So that's not it.

Long, silent flight of the dead after decompression still strikes me as most likely.
 
2014-03-23 01:14:07 PM  

zimbomba63: BluVeinThrobber: meow said the dog: Archie Goodwin: This plane is acutally a submarine and is cruising the world, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea style.

Close but lacking the Swisher Sweet.

How about a White Owl

I've got your White Owl, right here!


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-23 01:16:33 PM  
Why hasn't anyone just asked John Tito to see if he remembers where it was found? His lawyer is occasionally on coasttocoast (aka Art Bell)
 
2014-03-23 01:20:59 PM  
So are they at least picking this shiat out of the ocean when they go to investigate it?
 
2014-03-23 01:30:49 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Is this whole incident just some viral thing to show us how f*cking polluted our oceans are?


www.scubadivedestinations.com
 
2014-03-23 01:37:00 PM  

towatchoverme: It occurred to me this morning why the "pilots stole the plane" theory can't possibly be true:

Anyone willing to pay them for an airliner would be certain to kill them rather than paying them. Anyone in that position would know that.

So that's not it.

Long, silent flight of the dead after decompression still strikes me as most likely.


Anyone who could pull off this retarded alleged ultra-grand-larceny 290-murder scheme just to acquire an airliner could have certainly purchased a similar airliner for much less capital expenditure.

One time Pablo Escobar blew up a whole airplane full of people just to kill one dude. If something like that didn't happen, then it was just an accidental crash that happened to occur in an unsurveilled area.

The airplane isn't intact. It was destroyed a couple of hours after it took off. The idea that it was hijacked and stolen is totes tarded.
 
2014-03-23 01:45:05 PM  

ransack.: towatchoverme: It occurred to me this morning why the "pilots stole the plane" theory can't possibly be true:

Anyone willing to pay them for an airliner would be certain to kill them rather than paying them. Anyone in that position would know that.

So that's not it.

Long, silent flight of the dead after decompression still strikes me as most likely.

Anyone who could pull off this retarded alleged ultra-grand-larceny 290-murder scheme just to acquire an airliner could have certainly purchased a similar airliner for much less capital expenditure.

One time Pablo Escobar blew up a whole airplane full of people just to kill one dude. If something like that didn't happen, then it was just an accidental crash that happened to occur in an unsurveilled area.

The airplane isn't intact. It was destroyed a couple of hours after it took off. The idea that it was hijacked and stolen is totes tarded.


Yeah I'm not sure why an entity interested in an airline needs to acquire the airline via caper. But according to the internet, capering is super key to their plan.
 
2014-03-23 01:48:34 PM  

meow said the dog: What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.


You complete me.
 
2014-03-23 01:57:38 PM  

angiemama: meow said the dog: What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.

You complete me.


Let us have the spooning.
 
2014-03-23 02:00:43 PM  
 Plane landed in the Middle East. Passengers are now slaves.
 
2014-03-23 02:11:51 PM  

meow said the dog: angiemama: meow said the dog: What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.

You complete me.

Let us have the spooning.


theologygaming.com
 
2014-03-23 02:16:11 PM  

Deep Contact:  Plane landed in the Middle East. Passengers are now slaves.


That's a stupid idea you could buy dozens of good slaves for the scrap value of that plane and it was full of mostly random Chineses. And nobody wants Chinese slaves except Apple/FoxConn, and they have their own in-house breeding program (allegedly).
 
2014-03-23 02:32:00 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Deep Contact: I think superman would of found it before aquaman.

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It's not would of, dingle berry.  It is Superman should of found it before Aquaman.

//But aquaman has the power to summon his buddies for help.
 
2014-03-23 02:58:22 PM  
Maybe if this guy would quit taunting everybody with the flight recorder and actually open it up, we'd know more information.

img2u.info
 
2014-03-23 03:03:58 PM  

LesserEvil: Maybe if this guy would quit taunting everybody with the flight recorder and actually open it up, we'd know more information.


images2.layoutsparks.com

images2.layoutsparks.com
 
HKW
2014-03-23 03:22:01 PM  

Deep Contact: Plane landed in the Middle East. Passengers are now slaves.



Nope.
 
2014-03-23 04:13:19 PM  

towatchoverme: It occurred to me this morning why the "pilots stole the plane" theory can't possibly be true:

Anyone willing to pay them for an airliner would be certain to kill them rather than paying them. Anyone in that position would know that.

So that's not it.

Long, silent flight of the dead after decompression still strikes me as most likely.


Why did the donkey in the cockpit fly to 270 degress and then say 'night night' and then turn off the equipment.
 
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2014-03-23 05:46:47 PM  

LesserEvil: Maybe if this guy would quit taunting everybody with the flight recorder and actually open it up, we'd know more information.

[img2u.info image 850x478]


It's written right there on the box.  DO NOT OPEN!
 
2014-03-23 06:07:54 PM  
When debris washes ashore on the souwest coast of Oz, then everyone will know.
 
2014-03-23 06:23:56 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: towatchoverme: It occurred to me this morning why the "pilots stole the plane" theory can't possibly be true:

Anyone willing to pay them for an airliner would be certain to kill them rather than paying them. Anyone in that position would know that.

So that's not it.

Long, silent flight of the dead after decompression still strikes me as most likely.

Why did the donkey in the cockpit fly to 270 degress and then say 'night night' and then turn off the equipment.


He was saying good night to the other pilot who's coffee he had drugged and it started to effect. Don't you watch CNN
 
2014-03-23 09:36:11 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: PC LOAD LETTER: Deep Contact: I think superman would of found it before aquaman.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

It's not would of, dingle berry.  It is Superman should of found it before Aquaman.

//But aquaman has the power to summon his buddies for help.


Use would to express a wish or a customary action berry dingle .
 
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