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2014-03-23 09:05:20 AM  
I'm le tired of this.
 
2014-03-23 09:06:15 AM  
This is gonna suck if it turns out they've just been tracking some packing plastic that fell off a container ship.
 
2014-03-23 09:06:37 AM  
+1 subby
 
2014-03-23 09:07:20 AM  
I think superman would of found it before aquaman.
 
2014-03-23 09:08:57 AM  
How many pallets are in the ocean at any given time?
 
2014-03-23 09:10:07 AM  
Just let it go, cause man, it's gone.
 
2014-03-23 09:12:38 AM  
I think they thought this would all blow over and dragged their feet trying to save face. The whole thing has been a comedy of errors.
 
2014-03-23 09:12:52 AM  

MFAWG: How many pallets are in the ocean at any given time?


All of them, Katie.
 
2014-03-23 09:13:38 AM  
It's une lampe de rue.
 
GBB
2014-03-23 09:14:05 AM  
Every time they get close, they move the island.
 
2014-03-23 09:18:30 AM  

MorrisBird: It's une lampe de rue.


Clever

I am sick and f*cking tired of this flight charade. Somebody out there knows something.
I blame Obama, the alien nations and GMO foods.
 
2014-03-23 09:19:56 AM  
This has probably been asked by someone in another thread, but couldn't they have an automated mayday in case the plane impacts something or even loses altitude very rapidly?
 
2014-03-23 09:20:14 AM  

mbillips: MFAWG: How many pallets are in the ocean at any given time?

All of them, Katie.


Well, not the 30 or so we have at work. But other than that, maybe.
 
2014-03-23 09:23:25 AM  

JoieD'Zen: MorrisBird: It's une lampe de rue.

Clever

I am sick and f*cking tired of this flight charade. Somebody out there knows something.
I blame Obama, the alien nations and GMO foods.


If only the people on that flight hadn't been vaccinated then it wouldn't be lost.

Thanks Monsanto!
 
2014-03-23 09:25:55 AM  
This reminds me.  Why hasn't anyone asked what TimeCube guy's opinion is?  Clearly the reason we can't find it is because we have been educated stupid, and not because oceans are giant and planes are small and planes tend to turn into many smaller parts when they hit the ocean.
 
2014-03-23 09:28:09 AM  
All I get is a blank page
 
2014-03-23 09:29:10 AM  
What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.
 
2014-03-23 09:31:53 AM  

meow said the dog: What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.


Google translate.
 
2014-03-23 09:32:56 AM  
This plane is acutally a submarine and is cruising the world, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea style.
 
2014-03-23 09:33:03 AM  

abhorrent1: All I get is a blank page


So endeth the joke.
 
2014-03-23 09:35:52 AM  

Archie Goodwin: This plane is acutally a submarine and is cruising the world, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea style.


Close but lacking the Swisher Sweet.
 
2014-03-23 09:37:11 AM  

Deep Contact: I think superman would of found it before aquaman.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-23 09:37:56 AM  

JoieD'Zen: MorrisBird: It's une lampe de rue.

Clever

I am sick and f*cking tired of this flight charade. Somebody out there knows something.
I blame Obama, the alien nations and GMO foods.


Lots of people in several countries know "something".
A fish does not poop in that area w/o multiple paranoid military observers.

Your fantastic scenario needs to include all those puds refusing to reveal how they were all flummoxed by a civilian pilot.
 
2014-03-23 09:40:04 AM  

snocone: abhorrent1: All I get is a blank page

So endeth the joke.


Heeey
 
2014-03-23 09:41:53 AM  
My theory is that the pilot got distracted by his Bluetoothing Mobobobo and asphyxiated the plane during the Choking Game part.
 
2014-03-23 09:43:37 AM  

meow said the dog: Archie Goodwin: This plane is acutally a submarine and is cruising the world, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea style.

Close but lacking the Swisher Sweet.


How about a White Owl
 
2014-03-23 09:44:41 AM  
Je suis malade de cette merde
 
2014-03-23 09:46:10 AM  

abhorrent1: All I get is a blank page


You and everyone looking for the plane.

/the page is a metaphor
/maybe it's a metathree
 
2014-03-23 09:47:41 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: meow said the dog: What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.

Google translate.


Sir, the translator... it committed suicide!
 
2014-03-23 09:48:01 AM  
I'm sick of the MSM toying with us on this whole story.

As far as I'm concerned, if its not on BoeingGhazi.com then it probably didn't happen.
 
2014-03-23 09:48:57 AM  

snocone: My theory is that the pilot got distracted by his Bluetoothing Mobobobo and asphyxiated the plane during the Choking Game part.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-23 09:49:28 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: meow said the dog: What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.

Google translate.

Miaou dit le chien est absurde.

  But then I figured you'd know that by the handle and the fact you've been here for a couple of years.
 
2014-03-23 09:51:12 AM  
So now every piece of junk spotted in the ocean is potentially from flight 370?

I love how it's always buried in the end of stories that the previously spotted objections are unlikely to be from a plane because they are so large.
 
2014-03-23 09:52:29 AM  

BluVeinThrobber: meow said the dog: Archie Goodwin: This plane is acutally a submarine and is cruising the world, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea style.

Close but lacking the Swisher Sweet.

How about a White Owl


I've got your White Owl, right here!
 
2014-03-23 09:54:45 AM  
Sea monsters


Gigantic sea monsters
 
2014-03-23 09:54:59 AM  

thornhill: So now every piece of junk spotted in the ocean is potentially from flight 370?

I love how it's always buried in the end of stories that the previously spotted objections are unlikely to be from a plane because they are so large.


images.abajournal.com
 
2014-03-23 09:55:24 AM  

thornhill: So now every piece of junk spotted in the ocean is potentially from flight 370?


Well, yeah
 
2014-03-23 09:58:44 AM  

gfid: This has probably been asked by someone in another thread, but couldn't they have an automated mayday in case the plane impacts something or even loses altitude very rapidly?


New aircraft certified after a certain date, lets say 2001 and beyond, have ELT that operate on 406 MHz.  They are water activated and programmable for certain country and aircraft serial number data.  Each of the emergency slides on the aircraft may also have a smaller ELT because they can double as life rafts, and you can have a personal ELT but airlines do not have them on their life vests.  When an ELT goes off it talks to a satellite network and the coast guard or local equivalent know about it.  It sucks when your ELT goes off by accident because they will still show up even if it locates you in a hangar.  If the aircraft was grandfathered in to a specific certification you can get a waiver on current certification requirements.  This is done so rule changes tomorrow will not impact aircraft built 40 years ago.  That being said the airline can always make it a requirement to have one, and the airlines insurance company can do that too.  If they hit the water and sank then the ELT will not have much opportunity to do anything.

ELTs can be disruptive too because the strongest signal wins.  The aircraft ELT can be broadcasting but if all your people are on the life raft and it floats away, the life raft ELT signal will be blocked by the stronger aircraft ELT, and the rescuers will be looking for the aircraft and not the life raft.  There are discussions on being able to remotely deactivate an ELT signal for this scenario but there are trade-offs to that approach.

/Engineer and I work on life rafts
 
2014-03-23 10:08:28 AM  

Echo0: gfid: This has probably been asked by someone in another thread, but couldn't they have an automated mayday in case the plane impacts something or even loses altitude very rapidly?

New aircraft certified after a certain date, lets say 2001 and beyond, have ELT that operate on 406 MHz.  They are water activated and programmable for certain country and aircraft serial number data.  Each of the emergency slides on the aircraft may also have a smaller ELT because they can double as life rafts, and you can have a personal ELT but airlines do not have them on their life vests.  When an ELT goes off it talks to a satellite network and the coast guard or local equivalent know about it.  It sucks when your ELT goes off by accident because they will still show up even if it locates you in a hangar.  If the aircraft was grandfathered in to a specific certification you can get a waiver on current certification requirements.  This is done so rule changes tomorrow will not impact aircraft built 40 years ago.  That being said the airline can always make it a requirement to have one, and the airlines insurance company can do that too.  If they hit the water and sank then the ELT will not have much opportunity to do anything.

ELTs can be disruptive too because the strongest signal wins.  The aircraft ELT can be broadcasting but if all your people are on the life raft and it floats away, the life raft ELT signal will be blocked by the stronger aircraft ELT, and the rescuers will be looking for the aircraft and not the life raft.  There are discussions on being able to remotely deactivate an ELT signal for this scenario but there are trade-offs to that approach.

/Engineer and I work on life rafts


Plus what if all those microchip guys had these?

cdn3.breitling.com

There's a bunch more ELTs to deal with
 
2014-03-23 10:08:55 AM  

MFAWG: How many pallets are in the ocean at any given time?


Lots

http://youtu.be/q-zE82Kiv38
 
2014-03-23 10:13:33 AM  
Echo0:

/Engineer and I work on life rafts

Boy, I would look for a new job.  The commute must be horrible.
 
2014-03-23 10:14:26 AM  

ransack.: snocone: My theory is that the pilot got distracted by his Bluetoothing Mobobobo and asphyxiated the plane during the Choking Game part.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x300]


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-23 10:16:15 AM  

Archie Goodwin: This plane is acutally a submarine and is cruising the world, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea style.



Or, maybe ... the plane is headed directly toward the White House -- Journey to the Center of the Earth-style..!!!


yafh.com

/ map tunneling tool
 
2014-03-23 10:16:48 AM  

zimbomba63: BluVeinThrobber: meow said the dog: Archie Goodwin: This plane is acutally a submarine and is cruising the world, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea style.

Close but lacking the Swisher Sweet.

How about a White Owl

I've got your White Owl, right here!


It aint yours
 
2014-03-23 10:17:48 AM  

noazark: Archie Goodwin: This plane is acutally a submarine and is cruising the world, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea style.


Or, maybe ... the plane is headed directly toward the White House -- Journey to the Center of the Earth-style..!!!


[yafh.com image 780x520]

/ map tunneling tool


holy shiat.
 
2014-03-23 10:29:38 AM  

abhorrent1: snocone: abhorrent1: All I get is a blank page

So endeth the joke.

Heeey


yes...
 
2014-03-23 10:32:53 AM  

gfid: This has probably been asked by someone in another thread, but couldn't they have an automated mayday in case the plane impacts something or even loses altitude very rapidly?


Of course they have that, but they also have a giant switch that says at the first sign of trouble push this button to turn off all tracking and go bareback, as appears to be the current case.
 
2014-03-23 10:32:59 AM  

Echo0: I work on life rafts


One hell of a view out of the office window, no?
 
2014-03-23 10:34:46 AM  
Plane landed!
 
2014-03-23 10:35:27 AM  
Stubby trying to ensure France surrender meme will live longer than Flight 370 where are you meme.


/sad for stubby
 
2014-03-23 10:36:55 AM  
If this whole thing has taught me anything it's that we really need clean the ocean. It's like a floor of a teenager's bedroom. Piles of junk everywhere.
 
2014-03-23 10:58:59 AM  
Was there ever actually a plane to begin with? Maybe someone smudge the flight roster or something.
 
2014-03-23 11:02:16 AM  

noazark: Or, maybe ... the plane is headed directly toward the White House -- Journey to the Center of the Earth-style..!!!


Creepy!
 
2014-03-23 11:06:13 AM  
I'm starting to think that they are finding every plane lost in this area since WW2 BUT this missing plane.
 
2014-03-23 11:06:33 AM  

JoieD'Zen: MorrisBird: It's une lampe de rue.

Clever

I am sick and f*cking tired of this flight charade. Somebody out there knows something.
I blame Obama, the alien nations and GMO foods.


That's ridiculous.  Anyone with half a brain can see the lizard people's claws over over this thing.
 
2014-03-23 11:07:44 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-23 11:16:11 AM  

JoieD'Zen: MorrisBird: It's une lampe de rue.

Clever

I am sick and f*cking tired of this flight charade. Somebody out there knows something.
I blame Obama, the alien nations and GMO foods.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-23 11:54:25 AM  
What took so long, France?
 
2014-03-23 11:55:19 AM  
Is this whole incident just some viral thing to show us how f*cking polluted our oceans are?
 
2014-03-23 11:58:56 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: meow said the dog: What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.

Google translate.


French --> English --> French --> German --> Spanish --> English

What happened next is known to me. The French inaccurate. I can not with the ability for me to enter on topics that are international, but shook his head in these searches.

/pretty much the same
//actually better
 
2014-03-23 12:11:36 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Is this whole incident just some viral thing to show us how f*cking polluted our oceans are?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_garbage_patch Too late
 
2014-03-23 12:18:12 PM  

Smoking GNU: Just let it go, cause man, it's gone.


this.
 
2014-03-23 01:02:24 PM  
It occurred to me this morning why the "pilots stole the plane" theory can't possibly be true:

Anyone willing to pay them for an airliner would be certain to kill them rather than paying them. Anyone in that position would know that.

So that's not it.

Long, silent flight of the dead after decompression still strikes me as most likely.
 
2014-03-23 01:14:07 PM  

zimbomba63: BluVeinThrobber: meow said the dog: Archie Goodwin: This plane is acutally a submarine and is cruising the world, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea style.

Close but lacking the Swisher Sweet.

How about a White Owl

I've got your White Owl, right here!


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-23 01:16:33 PM  
Why hasn't anyone just asked John Tito to see if he remembers where it was found? His lawyer is occasionally on coasttocoast (aka Art Bell)
 
2014-03-23 01:20:59 PM  
So are they at least picking this shiat out of the ocean when they go to investigate it?
 
2014-03-23 01:30:49 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Is this whole incident just some viral thing to show us how f*cking polluted our oceans are?


www.scubadivedestinations.com
 
2014-03-23 01:37:00 PM  

towatchoverme: It occurred to me this morning why the "pilots stole the plane" theory can't possibly be true:

Anyone willing to pay them for an airliner would be certain to kill them rather than paying them. Anyone in that position would know that.

So that's not it.

Long, silent flight of the dead after decompression still strikes me as most likely.


Anyone who could pull off this retarded alleged ultra-grand-larceny 290-murder scheme just to acquire an airliner could have certainly purchased a similar airliner for much less capital expenditure.

One time Pablo Escobar blew up a whole airplane full of people just to kill one dude. If something like that didn't happen, then it was just an accidental crash that happened to occur in an unsurveilled area.

The airplane isn't intact. It was destroyed a couple of hours after it took off. The idea that it was hijacked and stolen is totes tarded.
 
2014-03-23 01:45:05 PM  

ransack.: towatchoverme: It occurred to me this morning why the "pilots stole the plane" theory can't possibly be true:

Anyone willing to pay them for an airliner would be certain to kill them rather than paying them. Anyone in that position would know that.

So that's not it.

Long, silent flight of the dead after decompression still strikes me as most likely.

Anyone who could pull off this retarded alleged ultra-grand-larceny 290-murder scheme just to acquire an airliner could have certainly purchased a similar airliner for much less capital expenditure.

One time Pablo Escobar blew up a whole airplane full of people just to kill one dude. If something like that didn't happen, then it was just an accidental crash that happened to occur in an unsurveilled area.

The airplane isn't intact. It was destroyed a couple of hours after it took off. The idea that it was hijacked and stolen is totes tarded.


Yeah I'm not sure why an entity interested in an airline needs to acquire the airline via caper. But according to the internet, capering is super key to their plan.
 
2014-03-23 01:48:34 PM  

meow said the dog: What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.


You complete me.
 
2014-03-23 01:57:38 PM  

angiemama: meow said the dog: What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.

You complete me.


Let us have the spooning.
 
2014-03-23 02:00:43 PM  
 Plane landed in the Middle East. Passengers are now slaves.
 
2014-03-23 02:11:51 PM  

meow said the dog: angiemama: meow said the dog: What happened is known by me. The French lack accuracy. I cannot use the ability of me to have interference in the affairs which are international but shake the head of me at these searchings.

You complete me.

Let us have the spooning.


theologygaming.com
 
2014-03-23 02:16:11 PM  

Deep Contact:  Plane landed in the Middle East. Passengers are now slaves.


That's a stupid idea you could buy dozens of good slaves for the scrap value of that plane and it was full of mostly random Chineses. And nobody wants Chinese slaves except Apple/FoxConn, and they have their own in-house breeding program (allegedly).
 
2014-03-23 02:32:00 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Deep Contact: I think superman would of found it before aquaman.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


It's not would of, dingle berry.  It is Superman should of found it before Aquaman.

//But aquaman has the power to summon his buddies for help.
 
2014-03-23 02:58:22 PM  
Maybe if this guy would quit taunting everybody with the flight recorder and actually open it up, we'd know more information.

img2u.info
 
2014-03-23 03:03:58 PM  

LesserEvil: Maybe if this guy would quit taunting everybody with the flight recorder and actually open it up, we'd know more information.


images2.layoutsparks.com

images2.layoutsparks.com
 
HKW
2014-03-23 03:22:01 PM  

Deep Contact: Plane landed in the Middle East. Passengers are now slaves.



Nope.
 
2014-03-23 04:13:19 PM  

towatchoverme: It occurred to me this morning why the "pilots stole the plane" theory can't possibly be true:

Anyone willing to pay them for an airliner would be certain to kill them rather than paying them. Anyone in that position would know that.

So that's not it.

Long, silent flight of the dead after decompression still strikes me as most likely.


Why did the donkey in the cockpit fly to 270 degress and then say 'night night' and then turn off the equipment.
 
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2014-03-23 05:46:47 PM  

LesserEvil: Maybe if this guy would quit taunting everybody with the flight recorder and actually open it up, we'd know more information.

[img2u.info image 850x478]


It's written right there on the box.  DO NOT OPEN!
 
2014-03-23 06:07:54 PM  
When debris washes ashore on the souwest coast of Oz, then everyone will know.
 
2014-03-23 06:23:56 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: towatchoverme: It occurred to me this morning why the "pilots stole the plane" theory can't possibly be true:

Anyone willing to pay them for an airliner would be certain to kill them rather than paying them. Anyone in that position would know that.

So that's not it.

Long, silent flight of the dead after decompression still strikes me as most likely.

Why did the donkey in the cockpit fly to 270 degress and then say 'night night' and then turn off the equipment.


He was saying good night to the other pilot who's coffee he had drugged and it started to effect. Don't you watch CNN
 
2014-03-23 09:36:11 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: PC LOAD LETTER: Deep Contact: I think superman would of found it before aquaman.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

It's not would of, dingle berry.  It is Superman should of found it before Aquaman.

//But aquaman has the power to summon his buddies for help.


Use would to express a wish or a customary action berry dingle .
 
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