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(Daily Mail)   In today's 'Someone actually got paid to study this' study, we learn that sitting around can make your butt bigger. Still no cure for Kardashian   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 13
    More: Obvious, lithium batteries, fat cells, sedentary lifestyle, bone tissue, fat  
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2014-03-23 08:42:21 AM  
They should have linked it to global warming somehow, and then they would have gotten funded for it twice.
 
2014-03-23 08:48:25 AM  

SevenizGud: They should have linked it to global warming somehow, and then they would have gotten funded for it twice.


My butt is giving off a fair amount of greenhouse gases right now.;
 
2014-03-23 09:12:21 AM  
A couple decades spent sitting on the couch and computer chair hasn't helped my bony ass yet.  It's all lies.
 
2014-03-23 09:28:45 AM  
Isn't that huge-assed Kardashian chick OJ SImpson's secret daughter or something?
That's an African ass, baby.
 
2014-03-23 10:17:12 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Isn't that huge-assed Kardashian chick OJ SImpson's secret daughter or something?
That's an African ass, baby.



Rumor has it she has ass implants
 
2014-03-23 11:17:09 AM  
Obligatory:

dilbert.com
 
2014-03-23 11:42:37 AM  
But, but, butt...what if I sit on your ass? Whom's gets bigger? Science, baby...dig it.
 
2014-03-23 11:59:53 AM  

Schmerd1948: But, but, butt...what if I sit on your ass? Whom's gets bigger? Science, baby...dig it.


It could be like a binary star system where the ass with the most mass starts syphoning mass off the other ass.

/mass
//ass
 
2014-03-23 12:13:22 PM  
FTA:
"We found that fat cells exposed to sustained, chronic pressure - such as what happens to the buttocks when you're sitting down - experienced accelerated growth of lipid droplets, which are molecules that carry fats.
'Contrary to muscle and bone tissue, which get mechanically weaker with disuse, fat depots in fat cells expanded when they experienced sustained loading by as much as 50 per cent. This was a substantial discovery.'
The study, published in the Biophysical Journal, revealed that fat cells change in structure under pressure and are likely to expand, leading to weight gain."

So if I understand this right, fat people that stuff themselves into sausage casing like clothes are only making themselves fatter, and if a girl has small tits I can just squeeze them to make them bigger.  Way to go science!  A world where fat people wear appropriate clothing and I get to squeeze tits for medical reasons sounds like the kind of world I'd like to live in.
 
2014-03-23 12:51:22 PM  
I personally think Kim K's ass is perfect.

/dat ass
//likes big butts I cannot lie...
 
2014-03-23 02:22:05 PM  
We referred to this phenomenon as 'office ass' where I used to work.
 
2014-03-23 02:28:41 PM  
Except when it doesn't.
 
2014-03-24 03:30:10 PM  

germ78: We referred to this phenomenon as 'office ass' where I used to work.


Heh.  I call it "Secretary Butt"
 
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