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(Zim Diaspora)   Church members beat man, because they claim he was using magic bluetooth device to have supernatural sex with women during service (link updated)   (myzimbabwe.co.zw) divider line 36
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2014-03-23 08:48:52 AM
8 votes:

sithon: Little did you know i am using that device right now. I'm having sex with you all and you didn't know it.


Is it in yet?
2014-03-23 09:45:46 AM
3 votes:
In this country, Mobo bobo is known by a slightly different name.

blogs.ocweekly.com
2014-03-23 09:32:02 AM
2 votes:

skinink: I'm preforming mubobobo on Katy Perry so I'm getting a kick from these replies.


I'm gonna have to ask you to move...
2014-03-23 09:24:22 AM
2 votes:
Sadly, this is not the first article on Fark about mubobobo I've commented on. As I said the first time, "Was this legitimate mubobobo? Because the African body has a way to shut that whole thing down."
2014-03-23 09:17:40 AM
2 votes:
That'll teach her to put it on Vibrate...
GBB
2014-03-23 09:17:04 AM
2 votes:
And this is why religion should be the only authority controlling man.
2014-03-23 09:16:37 AM
2 votes:

JoieD'Zen: mbillips: God, subby, don't you know anything about anything? The guy didn't use a bluetooth device, he used mubobobo, a type of sex magic that RESEMBLES bluetooth in that it allows you to remotely sex somebody up. Jesus, don't they teach sex ed where you went to school?

/mubobobo

http://www.financialgazette.co.zw/mubobobo-the-bluetooth-version-of- ra pe/

Thanks, I googled that term and was presented with this gem^^^^^^. All these years I've been in the dark on this. Damn.


From the link:

The nocturnal type should not be confused with the goblins we discussed in a previous article on spiritual husbands.

Well, sure, of course you wouldn't want to mix up your mubobobo practitioners with your goblins or spiritual husbands. That's just common sense.
2014-03-23 09:02:27 AM
2 votes:
God, subby, don't you know anything about anything? The guy didn't use a bluetooth device, he used mubobobo, a type of sex magic that RESEMBLES bluetooth in that it allows you to remotely sex somebody up. Jesus, don't they teach sex ed where you went to school?

/mubobobo
2014-03-23 05:47:01 AM
2 votes:
Little did you know i am using that device right now. I'm having sex with you all and you didn't know it.
2014-03-23 02:31:34 AM
2 votes:
She just felt the cumming of the Lord
2014-03-23 02:18:22 AM
2 votes:
27.media.tumblr.com
2014-03-24 09:26:57 AM
1 votes:
scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-03-24 06:53:12 AM
1 votes:

PadreMontoya: But America does have a culture that identifies stupidity and attacks it more aggressively than other countries, leading to slow and gradual improvements.


For certain definitions of stupid, maybe... For other types of stupid, we identify it and then elect it to Congress! Or give it a reality TV show... We worship quite a lot of stupid still, I'm afraid...
2014-03-23 07:57:18 PM
1 votes:
I had to drop the Bluetooth Mubobobo option coz Verizon kept upping the price.........
2014-03-23 06:47:16 PM
1 votes:

zimbomba63: Yeah, I Mobobobobobobobobo'ed the fark out of Kate Upton last night.  I bet she said I'm the best she's ever had.


You don't have to exaggerate the length of your bobos.  Mubobobo is average.  People only think that's small because they watch too many mubobobo videos on the internet of people with freakish proportions.  Most women don't want that much mubobobo and will just think you're a freak.  Too much bobo can hurt!  It's even possible to satisfy a woman with a mubobo if you do it right.

(I'm at least a mubobobobobo, but that's beside the point!)
2014-03-23 05:17:01 PM
1 votes:
Clearly, the solution here is more religion!
2014-03-23 03:45:20 PM
1 votes:

Bullseyed: If you believe in witchcraft you are by definition not Christian.


To me, it looks like if you are Christian, you have to believe in witchcraft.  Everything about Christianity is based on some sort of magic.  Right at the beginning, you have the "god created the world in 7 days" thing.  Talking snakes telling Adam not to eat from the tree of knowledge.  Noah and the ark.  Jonah and the whale, parting the red sea, etc.

In the New Testament, Jesus was born to a virgin.  We find stories about walking on water, curing illness, raising the dead, the loaves and fishes, water to wine, and at the end of it all, a promise of eternal life.

The list just goes on and on.

To me, it looks like you have to believe in a lot of supernatural stuff to believe in Christianity.
2014-03-23 03:29:58 PM
1 votes:
I'm shocked that highly religious people from a third world country would believe in this sort of superstitious mubobobo.

/shocked
2014-03-23 01:54:25 PM
1 votes:

FunkManOnTheKeyboards: JesusJuice: FunkManOnTheKeyboards: Maybe he was having supernatural sex using his bluetooth device.  I would go to church if this were the case.  Come to think of it, if I had said bluetooth device, I am not sure I would leave the house.  I guess I would need food.  I think this is this guys defense.  Why leave home and have supernatural sex in church?  Just stay home.

/rambling....

Sex without having to go outside and meet people really is the dream. I'm working on aerosolizing my sperm for the same reason.

Right now?


It's an ongoing project, but approaching a climax.
2014-03-23 01:49:10 PM
1 votes:

JesusJuice: FunkManOnTheKeyboards: Maybe he was having supernatural sex using his bluetooth device.  I would go to church if this were the case.  Come to think of it, if I had said bluetooth device, I am not sure I would leave the house.  I guess I would need food.  I think this is this guys defense.  Why leave home and have supernatural sex in church?  Just stay home.

/rambling....

Sex without having to go outside and meet people really is the dream. I'm working on aerosolizing my sperm for the same reason.


Right now?
2014-03-23 12:27:39 PM
1 votes:
 www.crazytownblog.com
2014-03-23 11:59:03 AM
1 votes:
I need to upgrade my Bluetooth....mine doesn't have that setting.
2014-03-23 11:17:15 AM
1 votes:

JesusJuice: Wow, plenty of folks jumped in a hurry to tell you how very wrong you are. Too bad you lack the self-awareness to internalize it.


I'm wrong? As in those events never happened and those articles I linked to don't exist?

Yeah, of course they're mentally ill... I'd argue so are the people in this story... I'd argue anyone who holds a fundamentalist religious belief so deeply that they're willing to injure or kill over it is mentally ill... From bombers of abortion clinics to the 9/11 terrorists, mentally ill one and all...
2014-03-23 10:58:14 AM
1 votes:

Rueened: GBB: Rueened: GBB: And this is why religion should be the only authority controlling man.

Classy. Let's make fun of people with different beliefs, after all it can't be bigoted if *you* do it.

Just so we're clear: I'm very bigoted against religion.  I'm anti-theist.

Oh yes, your bigotry is *very* clear. I'm grateful that you've shown up here to make it obvious.


Self-righteous Christer asshole detected.
2014-03-23 10:13:13 AM
1 votes:
You'd think the female congregants would at least put a password on their Bluetooth "device".
2014-03-23 10:00:50 AM
1 votes:

JesusJuice: Richard C Stanford: Is it wrong that I saw the headline and immediately thought "Africa"?


Of course it's Africa. Nowhere else on Earth has people this backward.


Challenge accepted:

thegospelcoalition.org
2014-03-23 09:44:33 AM
1 votes:

JoieD'Zen: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Such... enlightened people they have over there...

I know right, accusations of witchcraft would never happen in the US of A.


thecontributor.com
2014-03-23 09:38:32 AM
1 votes:
Such... enlightened people they have over there...
2014-03-23 09:31:54 AM
1 votes:
Well, I have learned more that enough about Mobobobo that I ever wanted.
Time for a bowl of amnesia.
2014-03-23 09:25:29 AM
1 votes:
If it weren't for mubobobo, I'd never get laid.
2014-03-23 09:10:15 AM
1 votes:
I'm preforming mubobobo on Katy Perry so I'm getting a kick from these replies.
2014-03-23 09:07:40 AM
1 votes:
Thanks, everybody; must have been a server fart: it's working now

/any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
//in Africa a stick is advanced technology
2014-03-23 09:00:54 AM
1 votes:
/note to self: change strategy.
2014-03-23 08:59:21 AM
1 votes:
Surprise Bluetooth sex?
2014-03-23 08:59:07 AM
1 votes:
From TFA: "Several cases of this African bluetooth sex technology have been reported in the past and it is hard for police and victims to prove the claims beyond reasonable doubt."

static.comicvine.com
2014-03-23 02:44:14 AM
1 votes:
Note to self: Don't tap foot in church.
 
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