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(Zim Diaspora)   Church members beat man, because they claim he was using magic bluetooth device to have supernatural sex with women during service (link updated)   (myzimbabwe.co.zw) divider line 178
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2014-03-23 02:18:22 AM
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-23 02:31:34 AM
She just felt the cumming of the Lord
 
2014-03-23 02:44:14 AM
Note to self: Don't tap foot in church.
 
2014-03-23 02:47:25 AM

Tarkus: Note to self: Don't tap foot in church.Stay the fark out of Zimbabwe


FTFY
 
2014-03-23 05:47:01 AM
Little did you know i am using that device right now. I'm having sex with you all and you didn't know it.
 
2014-03-23 08:47:21 AM

sithon: Little did you know i am using that device right now. I'm having sex with you all and you didn't know it.


Ha! I came here to say that I am having supernatural blue tooth sex RIGHT NOW and I'm lovin' it.
 
2014-03-23 08:48:52 AM

sithon: Little did you know i am using that device right now. I'm having sex with you all and you didn't know it.


Is it in yet?
 
2014-03-23 08:49:15 AM
Link broken, or is it just my browser?
 
2014-03-23 08:50:27 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Link broken, or is it just my browser?


Working for me
 
2014-03-23 08:53:07 AM
Not working on my chrome browser, android tablet.
 
2014-03-23 08:53:27 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Link broken, or is it just my browser?


I think it is just a trainwreck of a website.
 
2014-03-23 08:53:53 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Link broken, or is it just my browser?


Took me a couple tries to get the link to work.
 
2014-03-23 08:59:07 AM
From TFA: "Several cases of this African bluetooth sex technology have been reported in the past and it is hard for police and victims to prove the claims beyond reasonable doubt."

static.comicvine.com
 
2014-03-23 08:59:21 AM
Surprise Bluetooth sex?
 
2014-03-23 09:00:54 AM
/note to self: change strategy.
 
2014-03-23 09:02:27 AM
God, subby, don't you know anything about anything? The guy didn't use a bluetooth device, he used mubobobo, a type of sex magic that RESEMBLES bluetooth in that it allows you to remotely sex somebody up. Jesus, don't they teach sex ed where you went to school?

/mubobobo
 
GCD
2014-03-23 09:04:50 AM
Several cases of this African bluetooth sex technology have been reported in the past...


Apparently the OhMiBod is popular in Africa.

(Link is probably considered NSFW)
 
2014-03-23 09:07:40 AM
Thanks, everybody; must have been a server fart: it's working now

/any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
//in Africa a stick is advanced technology
 
2014-03-23 09:09:25 AM

mbillips: God, subby, don't you know anything about anything? The guy didn't use a bluetooth device, he used mubobobo, a type of sex magic that RESEMBLES bluetooth in that it allows you to remotely sex somebody up. Jesus, don't they teach sex ed where you went to school?

/mubobobo


http://www.financialgazette.co.zw/mubobobo-the-bluetooth-version-of- ra pe/

Thanks, I googled that term and was presented with this gem^^^^^^. All these years I've been in the dark on this. Damn.
 
2014-03-23 09:10:15 AM
I'm preforming mubobobo on Katy Perry so I'm getting a kick from these replies.
 
2014-03-23 09:12:22 AM

2xhelix: She just felt the cumming of the Lord


Oh come, all ye faithful...
 
2014-03-23 09:15:54 AM
I was waiting for someone to make the A.C. Clarke quote.

It's odd that they're using Bluetooth's wireless pairing to explain how mubobobo is supposed to work.
 
2014-03-23 09:16:37 AM

JoieD'Zen: mbillips: God, subby, don't you know anything about anything? The guy didn't use a bluetooth device, he used mubobobo, a type of sex magic that RESEMBLES bluetooth in that it allows you to remotely sex somebody up. Jesus, don't they teach sex ed where you went to school?

/mubobobo

http://www.financialgazette.co.zw/mubobobo-the-bluetooth-version-of- ra pe/

Thanks, I googled that term and was presented with this gem^^^^^^. All these years I've been in the dark on this. Damn.


From the link:

The nocturnal type should not be confused with the goblins we discussed in a previous article on spiritual husbands.

Well, sure, of course you wouldn't want to mix up your mubobobo practitioners with your goblins or spiritual husbands. That's just common sense.
 
GBB
2014-03-23 09:17:04 AM
And this is why religion should be the only authority controlling man.
 
2014-03-23 09:17:40 AM
That'll teach her to put it on Vibrate...
 
2014-03-23 09:18:58 AM

JoieD'Zen: mbillips: God, subby, don't you know anything about anything? The guy didn't use a bluetooth device, he used mubobobo, a type of sex magic that RESEMBLES bluetooth in that it allows you to remotely sex somebody up. Jesus, don't they teach sex ed where you went to school?

/mubobobo

http://www.financialgazette.co.zw/mubobobo-the-bluetooth-version-of- ra pe/

Thanks, I googled that term and was presented with this gem^^^^^^. All these years I've been in the dark on this. Damn.


Good gods these people are stupid. A woman get horny or has a wet dream and they blame witchcraft.
 
2014-03-23 09:22:12 AM

GCD: Several cases of this African bluetooth sex technology have been reported in the past...


Apparently the OhMiBod is popular in Africa.

(Link is probably considered NSFW)


We were giving those out at my job when they first came out.
 
2014-03-23 09:24:22 AM
Sadly, this is not the first article on Fark about mubobobo I've commented on. As I said the first time, "Was this legitimate mubobobo? Because the African body has a way to shut that whole thing down."
 
2014-03-23 09:25:29 AM
If it weren't for mubobobo, I'd never get laid.
 
2014-03-23 09:25:51 AM
This is not your child's bluetooth.
 
2014-03-23 09:30:43 AM
When unprotected Mobobobo is outlawed, only outlaws will Mobobobo.
 
2014-03-23 09:31:12 AM
Um...the Blue Tooth vibrator. Does it ( and the woman) go off every time someone calls? Because...wow.
 
2014-03-23 09:31:54 AM
Well, I have learned more that enough about Mobobobo that I ever wanted.
Time for a bowl of amnesia.
 
2014-03-23 09:32:02 AM

skinink: I'm preforming mubobobo on Katy Perry so I'm getting a kick from these replies.


I'm gonna have to ask you to move...
 
2014-03-23 09:32:55 AM

Schmerd1948: Um...the Blue Tooth vibrator. Does it ( and the woman) go off every time someone calls? Because...wow.


Yes, I can't pick up now but keep calling 867 5309
Thanks much!
 
2014-03-23 09:34:35 AM
Those animals, here in America we don't have any presumption of guilt.

3.bp.blogspot.com

it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a mobobobo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a mobobobo", never ... your mobobobo.
 
2014-03-23 09:36:44 AM

mbillips: God, subby, don't you know anything about anything? The guy didn't use a bluetooth device, he used mubobobo, a type of sex magic that RESEMBLES bluetooth in that it allows you to remotely sex somebody up. Jesus, don't they teach sex ed where you went to school?

/mubobobo


I don't want to sound like I'm blaming the victim, but she really should have updated her firewall software.
 
2014-03-23 09:38:32 AM
Such... enlightened people they have over there...
 
2014-03-23 09:39:12 AM
Is it wrong that I saw the headline and immediately thought "Africa"?
 
2014-03-23 09:39:49 AM
I've muboboboed with at least 100 women in the past month.  Watch out Wilt, I'm coming for your record.
 
2014-03-23 09:40:58 AM

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Such... enlightened people they have over there...


I know right, accusations of witchcraft would never happen in the US of A.
 
2014-03-23 09:41:21 AM
Not only do you have to worry about mubobobo, but there are also witches stealing penises
 
2014-03-23 09:43:35 AM
Magic Jackoff?
 
2014-03-23 09:44:29 AM
what about that goat story near the top,  thanks for the picture...geeze.
 
2014-03-23 09:44:33 AM

JoieD'Zen: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Such... enlightened people they have over there...

I know right, accusations of witchcraft would never happen in the US of A.


thecontributor.com
 
2014-03-23 09:44:33 AM

Richard C Stanford: Is it wrong that I saw the headline and immediately thought "Africa"?


On a headline describing a guy beaten in public for non-contact sex sorcery? Who didn't immediately think that?
 
2014-03-23 09:45:46 AM
In this country, Mobo bobo is known by a slightly different name.

blogs.ocweekly.com
 
2014-03-23 09:47:20 AM
Let's put acid (the good kind) in the holy water and see what happens.
 
2014-03-23 09:49:32 AM

Flakeloaf: Richard C Stanford: Is it wrong that I saw the headline and immediately thought "Africa"?

On a headline describing a guy beaten in public for non-contact sex sorcery? Who didn't immediately think that?


Haiti.
 
2014-03-23 09:52:06 AM

Richard C Stanford: Is it wrong that I saw the headline and immediately thought "Africa"?


Of course it's Africa. Nowhere else on Earth has people this backward. Even the "reporter" writing the article seems to believe that this is a real thing.

If you give a million monkeys a million typewriters and unlimited time, they'll eventually write the coected works of Shakespeare. I guess this is what happens when you give one monkey a single typewriter and an afternoon to slap at it.
 
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