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2014-03-23 08:28:58 AM
That's gotta be a shiat-ass circus--Moolah Shrine Circus
 
2014-03-23 08:29:51 AM
This article is just dumbo. Never have I, seen an elephant by my car. How can you not afford better security when the main stars of your attraction work for peanuts?
 
2014-03-23 08:32:37 AM
You'll pay for the whole seat, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!
 
2014-03-23 08:41:05 AM
This happened on a Saturday.

/Lame headline is lame.
//submitted this with a better headline
///slashies
 
2014-03-23 08:51:53 AM
The elephants were trying to get into the trunk.
 
2014-03-23 08:58:38 AM

JonnyBGoode: This happened on a Saturday.

/Lame headline is lame.
//submitted this with a better headline
///slashies


Hey jerk, it's my first mainpage headline, be nice!

/ Or suck it!
// Either way
/// Slashie war
 
2014-03-23 09:10:04 AM
No 1 cars.
 
2014-03-23 09:16:16 AM
Look out! Look out! Shrine elephants on parade!

I could stand the sight of worms
And look at microscopic germs
But auto-crushing pachyderms
Is really much for me!
 
2014-03-23 09:27:39 AM
There's a bike trail around this parking lot, and I jog past there frequently. It is a really big lot, so I'm sure the elephants just thought they were on the plains of Africa...with a lot of cars.
 
2014-03-23 09:43:31 AM
But at least only 3, & they killed neither cars nor hoo-mons.  ba dump bump
conga-cats to Make More on 1st mainpage headline; attempting to b nice ...
 
2014-03-23 09:46:35 AM
Coulda typed, subby been listening to too many WLS radio US30 Dragstrip spots.  Recall those from yout' Lifetime Ago,  purrzactly what header reads/sounds like.
 
2014-03-23 10:09:22 AM
I'mashaaaark!.jpg?
 
2014-03-23 10:49:03 AM
Came for Nintendo Pak E. Derm. Leaving disappointed.
 
2014-03-23 10:55:53 AM
That's local for me, was surprised to hear about it.
 
2014-03-23 10:58:06 AM

Snazzy1: There's a bike trail around this parking lot, and I jog past there frequently. It is a really big lot, so I'm sure the elephants just thought they were on the plains of Africa...with a lot of cars.


Except they were Asian elephants. Most circuses use Asian elephants because they are more domesticated than African elephants.
 
2014-03-23 12:15:16 PM
Were they Southbound?
 
2014-03-23 12:35:48 PM
I am sure there is some elephant of surprise in this incident.
 
2014-03-23 12:58:04 PM
Kind of scary when I will be going to the circus at the Zembo in Harrisburg today. Sheer coincidence maybe, but still...
 
2014-03-23 01:28:22 PM
I remember, in years past, you'd go to the zoo, and for 50 cent's they'd put a bunch of people on the elephant, and it'd go around the enclosure.
A long time ago, good memories nonetheless.
 
2014-03-23 03:47:04 PM
off they ran to Hindoostan with a trump, trump trump??
 
2014-03-23 04:52:51 PM

Badafuco: Were they Southbound?



They take to the sky
 
2014-03-23 04:57:39 PM

drongozone: That's gotta be a shiat-ass circus--Moolah Shrine Circus


Oh, my God, I actually WENT to one of their "shows" when I was a kid! :-(

WWE is a more legitimate business than those f**kers!
 
2014-03-23 05:52:05 PM

Badafuco: Were they Southbound?


Glad that was covered already
 
2014-03-23 10:22:25 PM
Saturday, SATURDAY, SATURDAY!!! Because you'll need Sunday to rest!
 
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