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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot surgery-obsessed transsexual spends £60,000 to look like a blowup sex doll and subby has the weirdest boner right now (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 252
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2014-03-22 11:34:49 PM
Looks like an over-sized "Toddlers & Tiaras" contestant.
 
2014-03-22 11:41:45 PM
This rates the SCARY tag
 
2014-03-22 11:42:03 PM
I could have superglued a nozzle to her knobblies a couple decades ago and saved her a bundle.
 
2014-03-22 11:42:14 PM
take the pump out already
 
2014-03-22 11:42:51 PM
meh. British hot.
 
2014-03-22 11:51:35 PM
I just threw up in my mouth....
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-23 12:00:11 AM
She still kind of looks like a chubby dude.  Huge implants don't offset your belly.  Work out a little more, maybe?

'The look I am going for is a walking blow-up sex doll'

Why?  Look at what you are doing to yourself, honey!  Plastic blow-up sex doll is forever!  You're going to get older and look even more ridiculous!
 
2014-03-23 12:06:43 AM
I'm not going to say I wouldn't with the current amount alcohol I have in me now, but I'm saying she'd need to be the last thing remaining in the bar.
 
2014-03-23 12:07:17 AM

fusillade762: Looks like an over-sized "Toddlers & Tiaras" contestant.


I was leaning towards "White Trash Margaret Cho."
 
2014-03-23 12:07:28 AM
www.awkwardboners.com
 
2014-03-23 12:18:21 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-23 12:21:41 AM

Sgt Otter: I was leaning towards "White Trash Margaret Cho."


Nailed it!  (except, I'm not certain miss katella dash is anglo.)
 
2014-03-23 12:22:39 AM
Looks more like

aviewfromthemeadow.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-23 12:40:59 AM
aw, she was pretty in the before photo.
 
2014-03-23 12:43:23 AM
Yeesh!!!
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-23 12:48:20 AM
This lady lives in Minneapolis, according to the article.  Not sure why the Daily Mail picked her up.

So, anyone watch the video?  Also, one of the pictures, the one with her in red/black leaning over (the second red/black one) - her right arm looks terribly shopped (forearm looks dead and gray), her left forearm is completely invisible in sections, and there's something funky on her right breast.

I hope she can find meaning and worth in her life without having to sacrifice her health and sanity.  I really wonder what she is trying to accomplish - but hers is a world of which I have only a vague understanding.
 
bow
2014-03-23 01:45:50 AM
She has nice legs.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-23 02:02:44 AM

i192.photobucket.com



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i192.photobucket.com

 
bow
2014-03-23 02:20:34 AM
I think 433 is in to this.

/Just saying.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-23 02:26:56 AM

bow: I think 433 is in to this.


I have a good handful of posts in here already.  Perhaps I'm learning something about myself.
 
2014-03-23 02:41:13 AM
I've seen plenty of transsexuals who could easily pass for the sex they are trying to be.

this is not one of those cases.
 
2014-03-23 02:42:31 AM

log_jammin: I've seen plenty of transsexuals who could easily pass for the sex they are trying to be.

this is not one of those cases.


(In best scruffy the Janitor voice) Second.
 
2014-03-23 02:43:54 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-23 02:44:39 AM
I hate that asshole. Why does some guy feel the need to "become" female only to ape the worst caricature of femininity? That is not being a woman. We don't come in forms like that.

Fark that dude...
 
2014-03-23 02:46:34 AM

MayoSlather: I'm not going to say I wouldn't with the current amount alcohol I have in me now, but I'm saying she'd need to be the last thing remaining in the bar.


You wouldn't with the whole thing? Me neither ;)
 
2014-03-23 02:47:00 AM
pff what an amateur

i59.tinypic.com

and no, it's not one of gorgor's
 
2014-03-23 02:47:16 AM
Looks like Ms. Piggy.
 
2014-03-23 02:49:00 AM
Smoking hot surgery-obsessed transsexual

That's kind of a "Hey, y'all! Watch this!" headline: on the surface, it sounds good, but it always ends in tears.

/[howaboutno.jpg]
 
2014-03-23 02:50:02 AM

fusillade762: Looks like an over-sized "Toddlers & Tiaras" contestant.

 
2014-03-23 02:50:55 AM
Once you've burned it with fire it will be smoking hot
 
2014-03-23 02:51:32 AM
It looks like mimi from the drew carey show and danny devito had a child.
 
2014-03-23 02:57:07 AM
www.darkcrystal.com


It's only a matter of time...
 
2014-03-23 02:57:42 AM

mjjt: pff what an amateur

[i59.tinypic.com image 420x630]

and no, it's not one of gorgor's


That is an outfit worthy of being in the next Fallout video game.

/and probably satisfying when you blast the raider wearing it
 
2014-03-23 02:58:37 AM
Nuke it from orbit, It's the only way to be sure
 
2014-03-23 03:00:07 AM
subby has the weirdest boner right now

So does she.
 
2014-03-23 03:02:10 AM
She looked way better in the before pictures. I don't get why people feel the need to make themselves look weirdly plastic.
 
2014-03-23 03:02:54 AM
433:
[i192.photobucket.com image 440x416]

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-23 03:03:09 AM
Id rather enter a raffle to get subby done than that hog beast done !!

damn you

+1 you got me
 
2014-03-23 03:04:59 AM
"surgery-obsessed"

stoppedreadingrightthere.bmp

Revmachine21: I hate that asshole. Why does some guy feel the need to "become" female only to ape the worst caricature of femininity? That is not being a woman. We don't come in forms like that.

Fark that dude...


Yes you do. You just don't want to accept it. You're actually worse than him when it comes to pigeon-holing a gender, lmao.
 
2014-03-23 03:08:22 AM

Revmachine21: I hate that asshole. Why does some guy feel the need to "become" female only to ape the worst caricature of femininity? That is not being a woman. We don't come in forms like that.

Fark that dude...


You've never been on okcupid!
 
Ral
2014-03-23 03:10:49 AM
There's something weird about her boobs.  They have dark ovals on the top/insides.  Bad surgery scars?
 
2014-03-23 03:11:19 AM

Revmachine21: I hate that asshole. Why does some guy feel the need to "become" female only to ape the worst caricature of femininity? That is not being a woman. We don't come in forms like that.

Fark that dude...


i think it is a fetish, not just transsexualism, at work here, as well as in most of the extreme cases
 
2014-03-23 03:11:43 AM

Revmachine21: Fark that dude...


you first
 
2014-03-23 03:11:56 AM

Ral: There's something weird about her boobs.  They have dark ovals on the top/insides.  Bad surgery scars?


Tan lines?
 
2014-03-23 03:12:49 AM

jimmy-kray: aw, she was pretty in the before photo.


Yep, I was thinking the same thing. There are plenty of these TS folks who really do look hot and would even fool the farkers who swear that they have all kinds of Internet supplied super powers, but she lost that tag a ways back, it seems. Now she DOES look like a cross dressing dude.

She should have stopped back around the picture from when she was 22.
 
2014-03-23 03:22:18 AM

Mikey1969: jimmy-kray: aw, she was pretty in the before photo.

Yep, I was thinking the same thing. There are plenty of these TS folks who really do look hot and would even fool the farkers who swear that they have all kinds of Internet supplied super powers, but she lost that tag a ways back, it seems. Now she DOES look like a cross dressing dude.

She should have stopped back around the picture from when she was 22.


I think, as I've aged and matured, I've gotten comfortable enough with myself where I can not only appreciate a transsexual woman's beauty, but I can also admit that I would readily engage in an intimate relationship with one, without too much trouble.

I say that to say this; in regards to this woman...not with subby's triple-bagged dick.

/yes, she looked much hotter at 22/23
 
2014-03-23 03:23:18 AM
If you leave out the transgendered part, it's just another sad person who thinks plastic surgery can do for them what diet, exercise, and some degree of lucky genetics do for most people.

What really confused me was the way the article mentioned money.

They said the surgery cost 60k pounds, then clarified that it was $99k, as though they're writing about a person in the UK for a US audience. But the person was in the US, and their readership is in the UK, so shouldn't it be the other way around?

Unless they've looked at their web traffic and realized that most of their readership is in the USA. But that would be sad.
 
2014-03-23 03:27:41 AM
What a freakshow.

/fark fire, toss this dude in a volcano
 
2014-03-23 03:32:44 AM

robohobo: What a freakshow.

/fark fire, toss this dude in a volcano


That's still a shiat-ton of burning plastic.  Do you know what that would do to the environment?
 
2014-03-23 03:36:08 AM
i695.photobucket.com
 
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