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(NBC News)   "Yeah...we know you're staying here in case your loved ones come back from that missing plane but...we need this hotel because we have a race coming up so, do you mind...leaving?" - Ferrari's Formula One Team   (nbcnews.com) divider line 16
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2014-03-22 11:24:02 PM  
6 votes:
I dunno.  Pretty sure a free Ferrari would make me forget all about my loved ones real fast.

It doesn't even have to be one of the really awesome Ferraris.  I'll settle for a mid-range clunker that I can cruise along the beach to find some new loved ones.

Deal?
2014-03-22 10:45:36 PM  
6 votes:

Sid_6.7: in case your loved ones come back from that missing plane

I'm guessing that there are better odds that OJ finds the real killer, and that it isn't him.


Wait, OJ crashed that Malaysian plane? What a jerk
2014-03-23 12:02:19 AM  
4 votes:
More than a dozen Chinese family members, who traveled to the Malaysian capital to get updates on the search for the Boeing 777, were transferred to another hotel in the city by the airline on Friday,...and promptly disappeared.
2014-03-22 11:52:54 PM  
4 votes:
So if Ferrari needs an entire hotel then how many hotels do you need for a competitive car?
2014-03-23 12:11:17 AM  
3 votes:
Spoiler Alert: The plane was being piloted by Maldonado and Kobiyashi.
2014-03-23 12:00:54 AM  
2 votes:

Bermuda59: Did they at least get tickets to the race?


And maybe a nice autograph, too:

                        To Mr.Li
                        I hope you're in good health and, if not, they find you soon or whatever.

                        (signed) Nico Rosberg
2014-03-23 07:32:15 PM  
1 votes:

inclemency: well I certainly could not compete with you as you regale the gathering with your exciting tales of watching cars go fast in a circle 7 million times.


Well I'll pretty much go to sleep if you try to tell me about a bunch of guys that look like a post-stretch Mike Teavee bouncing a ball, or a group of incredibly fat men running head-on into each other repeatedly over a vaguely ovoid thing that you can only very charitably even call a ball.  Go ahead and not like anything you want, but don't be a dick about it to people who do.
2014-03-23 12:20:35 PM  
1 votes:
mongbiohazard: I don't think anyone expects the plane to just show up and land any day now or anything, right? I mean, they have a finite amount of fuel.

Well, there *was* that one Twilight Zone episode, 'The Odyssey of Flight 33', about a Jetliner passing through a time warp and ending up back with the dinosaurs, and it's attempts to make it back.

/Please, no one tell CNN about that one - or is it too late?
2014-03-23 07:57:48 AM  
1 votes:
Approves!
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2014-03-23 04:45:46 AM  
1 votes:
You be here one hour. Go home now.
2014-03-22 11:49:56 PM  
1 votes:
Did they at least get tickets to the race?
2014-03-22 11:47:34 PM  
1 votes:
"More than a dozen Chinese family members, who traveled to the Malaysian capital to get updates on the search for the Boeing 777, were transferred to another hotel in the city by the airline on Friday. "

I am outraged at this displacement. Having just watched Schindler's List, I hope these family members were comped for the taxi fare to their new hotel.
2014-03-22 11:36:33 PM  
1 votes:
www.strangecosmos.com


Um... sorry did you saying about MH370?  I was momentarily distracted.
2014-03-22 11:30:14 PM  
1 votes:
I don't understand why they are in Malaysia at all. I think that's the one place we know the plane ISN'T, right? So if someone finds it, they would have to travel someplace else if they wanted to look at broken pieces of plane...

Honestly if it involved me I would want to stay home where my family and friends and know nothing rather than go to a foreign city alone and know nothing.
2014-03-22 11:18:56 PM  
1 votes:
Look love, it's a fricking hotel, not a council house for life

You aren't achieving anything there

Go home
2014-03-22 11:06:52 PM  
1 votes:
Alert: Missing reservation.

/cue Bering Strait joke
 
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