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(WWLTV New Orleans)   New Orleans cop charged with speeding, no license plate, expired driver's license, battery on an officer, speeding, aggravated flight from an officer, disregarding a stop sign, disregarding a red light and reckless operation of a vehicle   (wwltv.com) divider line 66
    More: Dumbass, NOPD, New Orleans, WWL-TV, St. Charles Avenue, St. Charles, tags, stop signs  
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2014-03-22 06:52:39 PM  
"Miller was most recently assigned to the Central Evidence and Property Division."

Tampering with some of the evidence, perhaps?
 
2014-03-22 06:56:24 PM  

Prey4reign: "Miller was most recently assigned to the Central Evidence and Property Division."

Tampering with some of the evidence, perhaps?


Or not tampering.
 
2014-03-22 06:57:50 PM  
Oh, he's in trouble. I bet he gets two weeks paid leave.
 
2014-03-22 07:00:39 PM  
Hey, cops have Saturday night too.
 
2014-03-22 07:06:24 PM  
you said speeding twice. you must really like speeding.
 
2014-03-22 07:12:17 PM  
Slacker. Damned rookies.
 
2014-03-22 07:26:41 PM  
FTFA -  Sgt. Charles Miller, a 26-year veteran of the New Orleans Police Department

26 years?  Someone will retire with all the benefits after his suspension and hearing.
 
2014-03-22 07:41:30 PM  
www.wingclips.com
 
2014-03-22 07:46:21 PM  

bingethinker: Oh, he's in trouble. I bet he gets two weeks paid leave.


The bass spawn should be arriving any day now for Louisiana.  Two weeks would be nice.
 
2014-03-22 08:31:29 PM  

some_beer_drinker: you said speeding twice. you must really like speeding.


Better speeding than rape.

/Too obscure?
 
2014-03-22 08:32:42 PM  

Prey4reign: "Miller was most recently assigned to the Central Evidence and Property Division."

Tampering with some of the evidence, perhaps?


probably. maybe taking some of it to sell? (drugs perhaps?)

why else would he have the tag on the truck removed?

so if something did go down and he was able to elude they wouldn't be able to track it back to him
or of someone was a witness and wrote down the number.
or a traffic or security cam caught it

something made it worth his job to flee.
 
2014-03-22 08:37:42 PM  

the_celt: FTFA -  Sgt. Charles Miller, a 26-year veteran of the New Orleans Police Department

26 years?  Someone will retire with all the benefits after his suspension and hearing.


Have to put in 30 years for full retirement with NOPD.
 
2014-03-22 08:48:27 PM  

Nabb1: the_celt: FTFA -  Sgt. Charles Miller, a 26-year veteran of the New Orleans Police Department

26 years?  Someone will retire with all the benefits after his suspension and hearing.

Have to put in 30 years for full retirement with NOPD.


He'll offer to retire for full benes and pension in exchange for not naming names at his trial.
 
2014-03-22 08:49:53 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Prey4reign: "Miller was most recently assigned to the Central Evidence and Property Division."

Tampering with some of the evidence, perhaps?

probably. maybe taking some of it to sell? (drugs perhaps?)

why else would he have the tag on the truck removed?

so if something did go down and he was able to elude they wouldn't be able to track it back to him
or of someone was a witness and wrote down the number.
or a traffic or security cam caught it

something made it worth his job to flee.


Maybe, but could you see him just snapping because she didn't extend the kind of intra-agency professional courtesy he was expecting?

She: License and registration please Sir.

He:  Here, I'm NOPD and I'm in a hurry.

She:  Wait right there please Sir.   [time passes]

He:  I'm tired of this shiat, I'm NOPD goddamit, give me back my license.

She:  Stay right there, Sir.

He:  I'm outta here, gimme that license.  [grabs]

She: [hits siren and chases]
 
2014-03-22 08:50:51 PM  
Maybe he thought that if he took the plates off no one would know it was him. You know, despite being the only one running around without plates.
 
2014-03-22 08:50:58 PM  
The aristocrats?
 
2014-03-22 09:01:10 PM  
Yeah, he's really raking up the violations, isn't he.

/I finally got the reference, subby - good job.
 
2014-03-22 09:01:50 PM  
hmmm...sounds like he was interviewing for Louisiana politics
 
2014-03-22 09:01:55 PM  

wildcardjack: Maybe he thought that if he took the plates off no one would know it was him. You know, despite being the only one running around without plates.


cdn.cultofmac.com

It allows you to park in handicapped spots though.

One famous person to do that was Steve Jobs.
 
2014-03-22 09:01:56 PM  
The only part of this I find shocking?

"He was placed on emergency suspension without pay, pending the outcome of an internal investigation."
 
2014-03-22 09:02:34 PM  
Ta Da!
 
2014-03-22 09:04:50 PM  
"The officer broke off her pursuit after determining the chase was a serious threat to the public's safety.
Miller turned himself in Friday at the Public Integrity Bureau"

You had his license, you know where he lives, and he turns himself in the next day?
 
2014-03-22 09:05:11 PM  

AirForceVet: some_beer_drinker: you said speeding twice. you must really like speeding.

Better speeding than rape.

/Too obscure?


No. Not obscure at all. I'm pretty sure that was what some_beer_drinker was referimg to.
 
2014-03-22 09:08:56 PM  
Sounds like he likes speeding...
 
2014-03-22 09:09:20 PM  
Behavior like that might cost him a days pay.
 
2014-03-22 09:12:27 PM  
The article says that dude is a 26 year veteran and he's only a sergeant?!? I'm guessing this guy is BRICK stupid and the bean-counters are going to nail his ass to the wall. (reads the rest of the article) Yep, emergency leave without pay. The retard's boned.
 
2014-03-22 09:13:29 PM  
wellreadneck:

You had his license, you know where he lives, and he turns himself in the next day?

Maybe he didn't go home, as he knew he was wanted by the police.
 
2014-03-22 09:16:02 PM  

MJMaloney187: The article says that dude is a 26 year veteran and he's only a sergeant?!? I'm guessing this guy is BRICK stupid and the bean-counters are going to nail his ass to the wall. (reads the rest of the article) Yep, emergency leave without pay. The retard's boned.


Yep, I would have expected a more senior rank after 26 years, maybe not Lieutenant, but something more than 3 stripes on the sleeve.
 
2014-03-22 09:16:14 PM  
rust cohle ?
 
2014-03-22 09:16:49 PM  
Mr. Miller's fellow officers do not understand why submitter did not use the [Hero] tag.
 
2014-03-22 09:17:31 PM  
Speaking of NOPD cops being the subject of high-speed chases, this comes to mind...
 
2014-03-22 09:18:59 PM  
Easy.
 
2014-03-22 09:19:10 PM  
ClavellBCMI:

Yep, I would have expected a more senior rank after 26 years, maybe not Lieutenant, but something more than 3 stripes on the sleeve.

There aren't a whole lot of ranks in between on police forces, are there?  Doesn't it usually just go from Corporal to Sergeant, to Lieutenant?  There aren't any Staff Sgts or Gunny's or anything.
 
2014-03-22 09:21:02 PM  
Cops, is there any thing they can't do? Seriously.
 
2014-03-22 09:21:15 PM  
So it takes all that to cross the thin blue line?   Well, maybe all that, pending the investigation.
 
2014-03-22 09:21:51 PM  

Kygz: ClavellBCMI:

Yep, I would have expected a more senior rank after 26 years, maybe not Lieutenant, but something more than 3 stripes on the sleeve.

There aren't a whole lot of ranks in between on police forces, are there?  Doesn't it usually just go from Corporal to Sergeant, to Lieutenant?  There aren't any Staff Sgts or Gunny's or anything.


Chief Petty theft Officer?
 
2014-03-22 09:23:03 PM  
Otherwise known as Saturday night in NOLA
 
2014-03-22 09:31:31 PM  

Kygz: wellreadneck:

You had his license, you know where he lives, and he turns himself in the next day?

Maybe he didn't go home, as he knew he was wanted by the police.


Makes sense. He probably didn't go home until after he'd finished with turning himself in.
 
2014-03-22 09:31:36 PM  
Is this a double hat trick for a cop?

// cop hate thread
 
2014-03-22 09:37:16 PM  

Kygz: ClavellBCMI:

Yep, I would have expected a more senior rank after 26 years, maybe not Lieutenant, but something more than 3 stripes on the sleeve.

There aren't a whole lot of ranks in between on police forces, are there?  Doesn't it usually just go from Corporal to Sergeant, to Lieutenant?  There aren't any Staff Sgts or Gunny's or anything.


NOPD goes from Sergeant to Lieutenant (with a $15,000 pay raise alongside the promotion). NYPD has the same basic rank structure. Some departments--Los Angeles PD comes to mind--have bizarre rank structures. Sergeant I, II, and III, Lieutenant I and II, Captain I, II, and III, and so forth. I tried making sense of that in my head, but I cannot.
 
2014-03-22 09:38:47 PM  

Arumat: The only part of this I find shocking?

"He was placed on emergency suspension without pay, pending the outcome of an internal investigation."


Words...words cannot...being...expressing...grateful...goddamned common sense. Someone figured out that an officer who racked up so many offenses shouldn't be receiving pay from the city? I'm going to need a fainting couch--and some pearls at which to clutch--STAT.
 
2014-03-22 09:40:32 PM  
Sounds like he is going to need some leave at full pay plus benefits and overtime as punishment!
 
2014-03-22 09:44:32 PM  
Senior Sergeant
 
2014-03-22 09:58:48 PM  
Well, we know who the NOPD officer of the month will be for March.

Miller took the St. Charles Avenue exit, and pulled over for the officer at Calliope Street and St. Charles

For you non-New Orleanians, that's pronounced  Ma-Lu-King.
 
2014-03-22 10:03:58 PM  
. . . and sentenced to 60 days paid vacation.
 
2014-03-22 10:06:22 PM  

maram500: Kygz: ClavellBCMI:

Yep, I would have expected a more senior rank after 26 years, maybe not Lieutenant, but something more than 3 stripes on the sleeve.

There aren't a whole lot of ranks in between on police forces, are there?  Doesn't it usually just go from Corporal to Sergeant, to Lieutenant?  There aren't any Staff Sgts or Gunny's or anything.

NOPD goes from Sergeant to Lieutenant (with a $15,000 pay raise alongside the promotion). NYPD has the same basic rank structure. Some departments--Los Angeles PD comes to mind--have bizarre rank structures. Sergeant I, II, and III, Lieutenant I and II, Captain I, II, and III, and so forth. I tried making sense of that in my head, but I cannot.


Only state troopers in some states have staff sgts/master sgts, etc. And not everyone wants to be a lieutenant after sergeant; that usually means going from the streets to a desk job, requires more political savvy, kissing more ass, or whatever. So it's entirely possible for a person to stay at Sergeant for his career, if he doesn't want to take on the extra duties or likes the street work.

That doesn't negate the idea that this idiot is dumb as a sack of broken hammers.
 
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2014-03-22 10:07:05 PM  

Mantour: It allows you to park in handicapped spots though.

One famous person to do that was Steve Jobs


I was shocked to hear that it's legal to drive a car without license plates in some states.
 
2014-03-22 10:07:38 PM  
At least he didn't kill his partner or pay a hitman to kill someone so that makes his crime pretty mild for NOPD.
 
2014-03-22 10:11:57 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Yep, I would have expected a more senior rank after 26 years, maybe not Lieutenant, but something more than 3 stripes on the sleeve.


Very few cops WANT to be lieutenants. Once you make lieutenant the job becomes administrative and few cops want to sit behind a desk all day doing paperwork and dealing with statistics and yelling at sergeants because their cops aren't writing enough tickets and the chief is mad.
 
2014-03-22 10:15:22 PM  
Captain Sternn unimpressed.
 
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