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(New York Daily News) Weeners World's largest hot dog gets rolled out at Florida County Fair   (nydailynews.com) divider line 44
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2014-03-22 07:44:51 PM
Haven't seen the weeners tag used lately. This fits.
 
2014-03-22 07:46:51 PM
World's largest hot dog gets rolled out at Florida County Fair, relationship consummated with subby's mom.
 
2014-03-22 07:47:59 PM
The 777-pound burger costs $5,000 and needs to be ordered 48 hours in advanced.

If you're ordering your meals by the half-ton, then you should really re-evaluate your relationship with food.
 
2014-03-22 07:49:47 PM
Was the sick tag bent over the toilet?
 
2014-03-22 07:51:28 PM
Looks like a sausagefest. Maybe they should call it the Miami-Dude County Fair.
 
2014-03-22 07:51:45 PM
meh, once food gets this big its more a performance art piece than a meal.
 
2014-03-22 07:53:31 PM
something, something, I don't know, doggy bag?  Subby's Mom?

I'm bored.
 
2014-03-22 07:55:46 PM
 Pieces of the mammoth hot dog were sold for $1 to benefit Miami Rescue Mission, an organization that provides food and other services to the homeless in South Florida.

I guess that's one way of doing things
 
2014-03-22 08:00:11 PM
But I was in Michigan. I mean sure, it's big, but it doesn't reach Florida.
 
2014-03-22 08:01:26 PM
Imagine all the delicious pig anus and racoon feets it took to make that mmmmmmmm
 
2014-03-22 08:04:26 PM
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2014-03-22 08:06:13 PM

NutWrench: The 777-pound burger costs $5,000 and needs to be ordered 48 hours in advanced.

If you're ordering your meals by the half-ton, then you should really re-evaluate your relationship with food.


Gimme two!
 
2014-03-22 08:07:44 PM
New theme park Weenie World
 
2014-03-22 08:09:51 PM
I can't help but wonder about the taste. Can it possibly be any good?
 
2014-03-22 08:16:10 PM

TinyFist: something, something, I don't know, doggy bag?  Subby's Mom?

I'm bored.


What do you call a cow with no legs?


ground beef


what do you call a cow with two legs?

subby's mom
 
2014-03-22 08:18:50 PM
needs more onions
 
2014-03-22 08:23:39 PM
It was nicknamed "pc_gator's junk"
 
2014-03-22 08:28:21 PM
AND THEN...they ruin the world's largest hot dog by putting ketchup on it.
 
2014-03-22 08:33:38 PM
Paging Marcus Bachmann to the pink courtesy phone.
 
2014-03-22 08:34:05 PM
We have a Weeners tag? Learn something new every day.
 
2014-03-22 08:38:43 PM

ifky: We have a Weeners tag? Learn something new every day.


and it outranks Florida tag even!
 
2014-03-22 08:39:18 PM
$5000?

What did they use? A real pedigree dog?
 
2014-03-22 08:51:03 PM
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2014-03-22 08:53:09 PM
People must have really choad it down.
 
2014-03-22 09:01:46 PM

Flragnararch: .

What do you call a cow with no legs?


ground beef


what do you call a cow with two legs?

subby's mom


What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef strokin-off.
 
2014-03-22 09:13:41 PM
Octomom still unsatisfied.
 
2014-03-22 09:27:42 PM
I don't like it.

A hot dog should be lengthened only, not increased in girth.

Are there no standards? Who's responsible for this travesty? Did Guinness approve this?
 
2014-03-22 09:43:13 PM
World's largest hot dog gets rolled whipped out at Florida County Fair

/FTFS
 
2014-03-22 09:48:56 PM
Did it make George RR Martin happy?

How floppy was it?
 
2014-03-22 09:54:27 PM

ifky: We have a Weeners tag? Learn something new every day.


Wait, wat? You've had an account for 8 years but didn't know that? Back in my day Weeners & Boobies tags were main page fodder!

/don't ask me why my current account is only a couple years old
//I lost my password !
///yeah, that's the ticket!!
 
2014-03-22 09:57:58 PM

BluVeinThrobber: New theme park Weenie World


Meh... I went there

/that place is the wurst
 
2014-03-22 10:01:10 PM
Mammoth Hot Dogis my favorite banned Fred Flintstone cartoon episode.
 
2014-03-22 10:06:30 PM
Waitasec. 125 pounds and only a couple of feet long?
www.yplf.com
 
2014-03-22 10:17:27 PM
Hallway oddly satisfied.
 
2014-03-22 10:27:28 PM

pottie: NutWrench: The 777-pound burger costs $5,000 and needs to be ordered 48 hours in advanced.

If you're ordering your meals by the half-ton, then you should really re-evaluate your relationship with food.

Gimme two!


Now we know Mrs. Duggar's Fark handle.
 
2014-03-22 10:28:35 PM
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2014-03-22 10:45:43 PM

FaygoMaster: I can't help but wonder about the taste. Can it possibly be any good?


Maybe near the outer skin, but I can't imagine a cooking scenario that gets enough heat to the middle without scorching or drying out the outer skin first.  You'd have to slow cook it for days just for the heat to reach the middle, and at that point you'd have a thin layer of charcoal for skin.
 
2014-03-22 10:52:43 PM
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2014-03-22 11:53:00 PM

Snargi: AND THEN...they ruin the world's largest hot dog by putting ketchup on it.


this
 
2014-03-23 03:47:49 AM

NutWrench: The 777-pound burger costs $5,000 and needs to be ordered 48 hours in advanced.

If you're ordering your meals by the half-ton, then you should really re-evaluate your relationship with food.


800 lbs, that is like a farking cow.
 
2014-03-23 04:59:49 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: BluVeinThrobber: New theme park Weenie World

Meh... I went there

/that place is the wurst


It is Florida after all
 
2014-03-23 05:01:22 AM

Oldiron_79: NutWrench: The 777-pound burger costs $5,000 and needs to be ordered 48 hours in advanced.

If you're ordering your meals by the half-ton, then you should really re-evaluate your relationship with food.

800 lbs, that is like a farking cow.


All beef weiner ?
 
2014-03-23 09:32:49 AM

Lsherm: FaygoMaster: I can't help but wonder about the taste. Can it possibly be any good?

Maybe near the outer skin, but I can't imagine a cooking scenario that gets enough heat to the middle without scorching or drying out the outer skin first.  You'd have to slow cook it for days just for the heat to reach the middle, and at that point you'd have a thin layer of charcoal for skin.


Insert a heated metal rod in the center so some heat can radiate out from that as well.

/Cue the obvious jokes here...
 
2014-03-23 03:50:16 PM
Came here for the other weeners.

Left disappointed.


/damn you, Florida
 
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