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(WTAE)   Honeymooner loses ring in an unpleasant spot. No. Not the back of a Volkswagen   (wtae.com) divider line 45
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14621 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Mar 2014 at 4:13 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-22 03:04:42 PM  

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2014-03-22 03:09:32 PM  
www.iconsoffright.com

greece.greekreporter.com

www.myretroflix.com
 
2014-03-22 03:58:29 PM  
that's an uncomfortable place, subby.
 
2014-03-22 04:14:11 PM  
In the butt?
 
2014-03-22 04:15:31 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-22 04:16:04 PM  
Strip club?
 
2014-03-22 04:22:11 PM  
Hooker's vagina?
 
2014-03-22 04:23:26 PM  
Breakfasts come and go....

i291.photobucket.com

i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-22 04:24:32 PM  
Hold it a minute- a plane toilet isn't the portal to another dimension. If the ring fell into the toilet, it's still someone on the plane. The reporter states that they "never did find the ring"... um, why? It'd be a pain, but I would request that the next time the planes holding tanks were drained, they perform at least a cursory check for the ring.

Some Jet Blue/Reina Beatrix Airport employee is a few hundred dollars richer, methinks.
 
2014-03-22 04:26:27 PM  
*somewhere*

grrr...

/preview button is your friend
 
2014-03-22 04:34:59 PM  
Gary, Indiana?
 
2014-03-22 04:35:51 PM  
Down Zorro's pants?

img.fark.net

/yeah, yeah, I know -- I couldn't find an appropriate picture of Marcy.
 
2014-03-22 04:36:33 PM  

darch: Hold it a minute- a plane toilet isn't the portal to another dimension. If the ring fell into the toilet, it's still someone on the plane. The reporter states that they "never did find the ring"... um, why? It'd be a pain, but I would request that the next time the planes holding tanks were drained, they perform at least a cursory check for the ring.

Some Jet Blue/Reina Beatrix Airport employee is a few hundred dollars richer, methinks.


Considering that the TSA luggage searching operation is already legalized theft during air travel, this should surprise absolutely no one.
 
2014-03-22 04:42:31 PM  
His anus?
 
2014-03-22 04:44:25 PM  
Guy
Opens
Ass
To
Show
Everyone
 
2014-03-22 04:49:02 PM  

darch: Hold it a minute- a plane toilet isn't the portal to another dimension. If the ring fell into the toilet, it's still someone on the plane. The reporter states that they "never did find the ring"... um, why? It'd be a pain, but I would request that the next time the planes holding tanks were drained, they perform at least a cursory check for the ring.

Some Jet Blue/Reina Beatrix Airport employee is a few hundred dollars richer, methinks.



You do realise that honeywagons that collect the sewage from airplanes contain several thousands of gallons of raw sewage, right?

And they don't dump it out into a bucket so you can put a screen over the outflow and catch all the turds as well as your ring.

They take a big hose, and lock it to the side of the airplane. the other end goes on the honeywagon. The operator throws a lever, and the waste is sucked out of the plane and into the honeywagon.

/nobody is looking through 15 hundred gallons of sewage for some dumbasses ring.
 
2014-03-22 04:55:47 PM  
This is dumb. All of it
 
2014-03-22 04:56:20 PM  

fluffy2097: darch: Hold it a minute- a plane toilet isn't the portal to another dimension. If the ring fell into the toilet, it's still someone on the plane. The reporter states that they "never did find the ring"... um, why? It'd be a pain, but I would request that the next time the planes holding tanks were drained, they perform at least a cursory check for the ring.

Some Jet Blue/Reina Beatrix Airport employee is a few hundred dollars richer, methinks.


You do realise that honeywagons that collect the sewage from airplanes contain several thousands of gallons of raw sewage, right?

And they don't dump it out into a bucket so you can put a screen over the outflow and catch all the turds as well as your ring.

They take a big hose, and lock it to the side of the airplane. the other end goes on the honeywagon. The operator throws a lever, and the waste is sucked out of the plane and into the honeywagon.

/nobody is looking through 15 hundred gallons of sewage for some dumbasses ring.


Point taken. Still, if I was that guy, I would've at least asked for it to be done.
 
2014-03-22 04:56:33 PM  
Holy hell, I'm using FireFox with a script blocker. It blocked 28 ad\scripts on that page.
 
2014-03-22 04:57:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [www.iconsoffright.com image 325x183]

[greece.greekreporter.com image 200x293]

[www.myretroflix.com image 640x480]


Cork on Fork: [img.fark.net image 480x360]


My work here was already done.

/ well done, mates
 
2014-03-22 04:59:43 PM  

NightOwl2255: Holy hell, I'm using FireFox with a script blocker. It blocked 28 ad\scripts on that page.


Strange. 46 for me.
 
2014-03-22 05:10:01 PM  

darch: Point taken. Still, if I was that guy, I would've at least asked for it to be done.


Ok. So you're paying for a hazmat team? Because only a hazmat team is going to sift through sewage.

Are you also paying for a rental honeywagon? Because the airport needs theirs.

Now, lets say you're a 1%er, and you can afford to pay a hazmat team and rent the honeywagon.  Where are you going to put all the sewage? You can't just dump it down a drain in the street. It has to be disposed of properly.

If I were that guy, I would have got my ring sized correctly the first time around.
 
2014-03-22 05:11:55 PM  
Good one, Subby,  GOOD ONE!!

This took me a moment.
 
2014-03-22 05:17:28 PM  

fluffy2097: darch: Point taken. Still, if I was that guy, I would've at least asked for it to be done.

Ok. So you're paying for a hazmat team? Because only a hazmat team is going to sift through sewage.

Are you also paying for a rental honeywagon? Because the airport needs theirs.

Now, lets say you're a 1%er, and you can afford to pay a hazmat team and rent the honeywagon.  Where are you going to put all the sewage? You can't just dump it down a drain in the street. It has to be disposed of properly.

If I were that guy, I would have got my ring sized correctly the first time around.



Sorry- forgot to mention my 1%-er status.
 
2014-03-22 05:17:33 PM  

fluffy2097: darch: Point taken. Still, if I was that guy, I would've at least asked for it to be done.

Ok. So you're paying for a hazmat team? Because only a hazmat team is going to sift through sewage.

Are you also paying for a rental honeywagon? Because the airport needs theirs.

Now, lets say you're a 1%er, and you can afford to pay a hazmat team and rent the honeywagon.  Where are you going to put all the sewage? You can't just dump it down a drain in the street. It has to be disposed of properly.

If I were that guy, I would have got my ring sized correctly the first time around.


Hey, it doesn't hurt to ask!
 
2014-03-22 05:20:17 PM  
 
2014-03-22 05:26:58 PM  

NightOwl2255: Holy hell, I'm using FireFox with a script blocker. It blocked 28 ad\scripts on that page.


I got 17, but I'm on Chrome...
 
2014-03-22 05:28:53 PM  
My guess was Port-O-potty. Close enough.
 
2014-03-22 05:29:07 PM  

C18H27NO3: NightOwl2255: Holy hell, I'm using FireFox with a script blocker. It blocked 28 ad\scripts on that page.

Strange. 46 for me.


Yep, didn't even notice the little scroll arrow at the bottom of the list. It's closer that number.
 
2014-03-22 05:35:36 PM  
"Open up a bit wider, honey."

"GOTTA BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE..."

                                                   
                                                         ".......in here somewhere..."

                                                                                      "...in here somewhere..."
 
2014-03-22 06:04:31 PM  

NightOwl2255: C18H27NO3: NightOwl2255: Holy hell, I'm using FireFox with a script blocker. It blocked 28 ad\scripts on that page.

Strange. 46 for me.

Yep, didn't even notice the little scroll arrow at the bottom of the list. It's closer that number.


internet explorer did it without bragging about it. it also blocks everything on the Huff Post,. but I think that's more from lousy scripting on there part.

/didn't watch the video.
//chrome is evil.
///...firefox,.. huh,....
 
2014-03-22 06:06:03 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: darch: Hold it a minute- a plane toilet isn't the portal to another dimension. If the ring fell into the toilet, it's still someone on the plane. The reporter states that they "never did find the ring"... um, why? It'd be a pain, but I would request that the next time the planes holding tanks were drained, they perform at least a cursory check for the ring.

Some Jet Blue/Reina Beatrix Airport employee is a few hundred dollars richer, methinks.

Considering that the TSA luggage searching operation is already legalized theft during air travel, this should surprise absolutely no one.


There's a way around it, actually. By law if you are checking a firearm in your bag, they have to search it in front of you and you may then lock your case with non-TSA locks. Get yourself a starter pistol or a blank gun and you too can have a theft-free vacation
 
2014-03-22 06:21:24 PM  
www.empireonline.com
 
2014-03-22 07:05:06 PM  

Is he going to need some professional help recovering it?

www.wmw.com.tw

It's going to be hard to explain to his bride how it got into his girlfriend too. And the tuna smell

 
2014-03-22 07:16:34 PM  

darch: Hold it a minute- a plane toilet isn't the portal to another dimension. If the ring fell into the toilet, it's still someone on the plane. The reporter states that they "never did find the ring"... um, why? It'd be a pain, but I would request that the next time the planes holding tanks were drained, they perform at least a cursory check for the ring.

Some Jet Blue/Reina Beatrix Airport employee is a few hundred dollars richer, methinks.


Me thinks you're nuts if you think anybody gets paid enough to wallow around in a biological hazard
 
2014-03-22 09:23:11 PM  
I am seriously disappointed.  A plane?? cmon.  I thought it was going to be lost in a butt or at least a vajayjay.
 
2014-03-22 09:23:45 PM  
If you put you finger up her butt. That sort of thing is going to happen.
 
2014-03-22 09:51:03 PM  
Well, that sure as hell wasn't my first guess
 
2014-03-22 10:44:33 PM  

studebaker hoch: Guy
Opens
Ass
To
Show
Everyone


Oooohhh.... I always wondered what that word meant.
 
2014-03-23 04:28:21 AM  
i thought it meant

Grab
On
And
Tickle
Spock's
Ears
 
2014-03-23 04:35:09 AM  
p.s.>> forget about the person LOSING the ring, unless jewelry's permanently attached to whatever they're putting in you... anywhere...  if they're still wearing it on the way in:
a)you must REALLY like pain, and
b)you must have found the OTHER translation of the ferengi rules of acquisition

/principal snyder will be confiscating that, thank you very much.
 
2014-03-23 09:37:47 AM  

Kit Fister: Benevolent Misanthrope: darch: Hold it a minute- a plane toilet isn't the portal to another dimension. If the ring fell into the toilet, it's still someone on the plane. The reporter states that they "never did find the ring"... um, why? It'd be a pain, but I would request that the next time the planes holding tanks were drained, they perform at least a cursory check for the ring.

Some Jet Blue/Reina Beatrix Airport employee is a few hundred dollars richer, methinks.

Considering that the TSA luggage searching operation is already legalized theft during air travel, this should surprise absolutely no one.

There's a way around it, actually. By law if you are checking a firearm in your bag, they have to search it in front of you and you may then lock your case with non-TSA locks. Get yourself a starter pistol or a blank gun and you too can have a theft-free vacation


I've worked as a baggage handler.  You're wasting your money.  Your baggage is way less interesting than you seem to think.
 
2014-03-23 10:02:22 AM  

flak attack: Kit Fister: Benevolent Misanthrope: darch: Hold it a minute- a plane toilet isn't the portal to another dimension. If the ring fell into the toilet, it's still someone on the plane. The reporter states that they "never did find the ring"... um, why? It'd be a pain, but I would request that the next time the planes holding tanks were drained, they perform at least a cursory check for the ring.

Some Jet Blue/Reina Beatrix Airport employee is a few hundred dollars richer, methinks.

Considering that the TSA luggage searching operation is already legalized theft during air travel, this should surprise absolutely no one.

There's a way around it, actually. By law if you are checking a firearm in your bag, they have to search it in front of you and you may then lock your case with non-TSA locks. Get yourself a starter pistol or a blank gun and you too can have a theft-free vacation

I've worked as a baggage handler.  You're wasting your money.  Your baggage is way less interesting than you seem to think.


Gimme my stuff back, thief.
 
2014-03-23 10:31:59 AM  
alterianinc.com
/oh, tiiiisssshhhh.....
//shut up banky...
///you too holden...
 
2014-03-23 01:06:25 PM  

cynicalminion: i thought it meant

Grab
On
And
Tickle
Spock's
Ears


i291.photobucket.com
 
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