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2014-03-22 12:12:03 PM  
Marathon Man still haunts my nightmares.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-22 12:14:36 PM  
General anaesthesia?
 
2014-03-22 12:15:16 PM  
did b y I non go in. 2dntiste
 
2014-03-22 12:19:19 PM  
Did I ever say that?

No I didn't. I never said you anything not to fear from the dentist.
 
2014-03-22 12:19:34 PM  

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2014-03-22 12:34:14 PM  
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My god, he's stapled her lips shut.
 
2014-03-22 12:55:31 PM  
Perhaps this will teach her not to wear the hideous earrings such as these. But lesson let me provide to you the cautionary tale about this issue. You see as the beautiful woman I only need for going to the dentist once in the year as the checkup. Never had the cavity. Never needed the braces as I am from the stock of wonderful genes. However there was the time in which I stayed later after the appointment for the extracurricular activities with the 26-year-old new dentist in the place of me because you can do quite the many things on the chair. I said to he HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE HIGH ON THE OWN CHEMICALS OF YOU.

Well he did. He did do this previously. And it affected the sexual performance of he. Now you might be saying MEOW SAID THE DOG WHO DOES NOT DO THE JUDGING OF THINGS WHY ARE YOU DOING THE JUDGING OF THE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE? The reason is that this is something which I have qualifications but I am also telling this to you for the second reason and that is that these things are not merely candy. They do have the consequences. For some this is the lacking of being good at the sexing but for others it can have much of the worse one. You see Reverends the Fark.com it is the wisdom teeth surgery day and to she it is the comatose. Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

When you go to these operations you must read the fine print and part of the fine print of this says the following in many of the places:

Upon the use of the anesthesia by you that harm which may have the resulting could be severe and might have an inclusion of the death.

Why does this then make the news?
 
2014-03-22 01:46:50 PM  
They have a talent for causing things pain.
 
2014-03-22 02:02:41 PM  

meow said the dog: Perhaps this will teach her not to wear the hideous earrings such as these. But lesson let me provide to you the cautionary tale about this issue. You see as the beautiful woman I only need for going to the dentist once in the year as the checkup. Never had the cavity. Never needed the braces as I am from the stock of wonderful genes. However there was the time in which I stayed later after the appointment for the extracurricular activities with the 26-year-old new dentist in the place of me because you can do quite the many things on the chair. I said to he HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE HIGH ON THE OWN CHEMICALS OF YOU.

Well he did. He did do this previously. And it affected the sexual performance of he. Now you might be saying MEOW SAID THE DOG WHO DOES NOT DO THE JUDGING OF THINGS WHY ARE YOU DOING THE JUDGING OF THE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE? The reason is that this is something which I have qualifications but I am also telling this to you for the second reason and that is that these things are not merely candy. They do have the consequences. For some this is the lacking of being good at the sexing but for others it can have much of the worse one. You see Reverends the Fark.com it is the wisdom teeth surgery day and to she it is the comatose. Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

When you go to these operations you must read the fine print and part of the fine print of this says the following in many of the places:

Upon the use of the anesthesia by you that harm which may have the resulting could be severe and might have an inclusion of the death.

Why does this then make the news?


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2014-03-22 03:36:16 PM  

ZAZ: General anaesthesia?


That was my guess as well. There's a reason they make anesthesiologists go to school for a long time.
 
2014-03-22 03:52:45 PM  
Never go under unless its completely necessary.  Seriously.
 
2014-03-22 03:52:57 PM  

fusillade762: ZAZ: General anaesthesia?

That was my guess as well. There's a reason they make anesthesiologists go to school for a long time.


The requirement for dentists is unfortunately, not the same.

/very bad experience with this
 
2014-03-22 03:53:07 PM  

meow said the dog: Perhaps this will teach her not to wear the hideous earrings such as these. But lesson let me provide to you the cautionary tale about this issue. You see as the beautiful woman I only need for going to the dentist once in the year as the checkup. Never had the cavity. Never needed the braces as I am from the stock of wonderful genes. However there was the time in which I stayed later after the appointment for the extracurricular activities with the 26-year-old new dentist in the place of me because you can do quite the many things on the chair. I said to he HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE HIGH ON THE OWN CHEMICALS OF YOU.

Well he did. He did do this previously. And it affected the sexual performance of he. Now you might be saying MEOW SAID THE DOG WHO DOES NOT DO THE JUDGING OF THINGS WHY ARE YOU DOING THE JUDGING OF THE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE? The reason is that this is something which I have qualifications but I am also telling this to you for the second reason and that is that these things are not merely candy. They do have the consequences. For some this is the lacking of being good at the sexing but for others it can have much of the worse one. You see Reverends the Fark.com it is the wisdom teeth surgery day and to she it is the comatose. Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

When you go to these operations you must read the fine print and part of the fine print of this says the following in many of the places:

Upon the use of the anesthesia by you that harm which may have the resulting could be severe and might have an inclusion of the death.

Why does this then make the news?


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2014-03-22 03:54:34 PM  
 Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

Well, I've finally settled on a big word tattoo to stick on my ribcage.
 
2014-03-22 03:54:46 PM  
Getting a wisdom tooth yanked in two weeks so I'm not getting a kick
 
2014-03-22 03:55:31 PM  

DubyaHater: meow said the dog: Perhaps this will teach her not to wear the hideous earrings such as these. But lesson let me provide to you the cautionary tale about this issue. You see as the beautiful woman I only need for going to the dentist once in the year as the checkup. Never had the cavity. Never needed the braces as I am from the stock of wonderful genes. However there was the time in which I stayed later after the appointment for the extracurricular activities with the 26-year-old new dentist in the place of me because you can do quite the many things on the chair. I said to he HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE HIGH ON THE OWN CHEMICALS OF YOU.

Well he did. He did do this previously. And it affected the sexual performance of he. Now you might be saying MEOW SAID THE DOG WHO DOES NOT DO THE JUDGING OF THINGS WHY ARE YOU DOING THE JUDGING OF THE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE? The reason is that this is something which I have qualifications but I am also telling this to you for the second reason and that is that these things are not merely candy. They do have the consequences. For some this is the lacking of being good at the sexing but for others it can have much of the worse one. You see Reverends the Fark.com it is the wisdom teeth surgery day and to she it is the comatose. Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

When you go to these operations you must read the fine print and part of the fine print of this says the following in many of the places:

Upon the use of the anesthesia by you that harm which may have the resulting could be severe and might have an inclusion of the death.

Why does this then make the news?

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You are reading meow said the dog.
 
2014-03-22 03:56:24 PM  
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Was this the dentist?
 
2014-03-22 04:00:26 PM  
General anaesthesia made my mother unable to read for three months or drive for six months. Since she was a pastor that not being able to read thing really screwed things up for her.
 
2014-03-22 04:01:21 PM  

DubyaHater: meow said the dog: Perhaps this will teach her not to wear the hideous earrings such as these. But lesson let me provide to you the cautionary tale about this issue. You see as the beautiful woman I only need for going to the dentist once in the year as the checkup. Never had the cavity. Never needed the braces as I am from the stock of wonderful genes. However there was the time in which I stayed later after the appointment for the extracurricular activities with the 26-year-old new dentist in the place of me because you can do quite the many things on the chair. I said to he HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE HIGH ON THE OWN CHEMICALS OF YOU.

Well he did. He did do this previously. And it affected the sexual performance of he. Now you might be saying MEOW SAID THE DOG WHO DOES NOT DO THE JUDGING OF THINGS WHY ARE YOU DOING THE JUDGING OF THE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE? The reason is that this is something which I have qualifications but I am also telling this to you for the second reason and that is that these things are not merely candy. They do have the consequences. For some this is the lacking of being good at the sexing but for others it can have much of the worse one. You see Reverends the Fark.com it is the wisdom teeth surgery day and to she it is the comatose. Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

When you go to these operations you must read the fine print and part of the fine print of this says the following in many of the places:

Upon the use of the anesthesia by you that harm which may have the resulting could be severe and might have an inclusion of the death.

Why does this then make the news?

Whatthefarkamireading.jpg


It's like Pocket Ninja put through a blender.  I'd say it's word salad, but it's well past that.
 
2014-03-22 04:03:17 PM  
Just get local. I did, had my 2 wisdom teeth out and then drove home.
 
2014-03-22 04:03:53 PM  
Anyone else expect this to be some sort of...other insertion/extraction/insertion/extraction/insertion/extraction/spit/ri nse situation?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-22 04:05:54 PM  
I had 3 or 4 out at once, one a "full bony impaction", and didn't opt for general. The pain was better than the risk.

I was fine the next day. Some people are in awful shape but I have a resistance to dental surgery. I'd rather swell up like a pufferfish and have a more useful skill like 13th level seduction, but you have to make do with whatever character generation gives you.
 
2014-03-22 04:06:07 PM  

The water was cold: Was this the dentist?


Feed me, Seymour!
 
2014-03-22 04:11:16 PM  

ZAZ: General anaesthesia?


Most likely conscious sedation/IV sedation.  Still has major risks, but it's not quite as deep as general anesthesia.  But if they get you too deep, you can quit breathing.......which leads to things like cardiac arrest........
 
GBB
2014-03-22 04:11:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: meow said the dog: Perhaps this will teach her not to wear the hideous earrings such as these. But lesson let me provide to you the cautionary tale about this issue. You see as the beautiful woman I only need for going to the dentist once in the year as the checkup. Never had the cavity. Never needed the braces as I am from the stock of wonderful genes. However there was the time in which I stayed later after the appointment for the extracurricular activities with the 26-year-old new dentist in the place of me because you can do quite the many things on the chair. I said to he HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE HIGH ON THE OWN CHEMICALS OF YOU.

Well he did. He did do this previously. And it affected the sexual performance of he. Now you might be saying MEOW SAID THE DOG WHO DOES NOT DO THE JUDGING OF THINGS WHY ARE YOU DOING THE JUDGING OF THE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE? The reason is that this is something which I have qualifications but I am also telling this to you for the second reason and that is that these things are not merely candy. They do have the consequences. For some this is the lacking of being good at the sexing but for others it can have much of the worse one. You see Reverends the Fark.com it is the wisdom teeth surgery day and to she it is the comatose. Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

When you go to these operations you must read the fine print and part of the fine print of this says the following in many of the places:

Upon the use of the anesthesia by you that harm which may have the resulting could be severe and might have an inclusion of the death.

Why does this then make the news?

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DubyaHater: meow said the dog: Perhaps this will teach her not to wear the hideous earrings such as these. But lesson let me provide to you the cautionary tale about this issue. You see as the beautiful woman I only need for going to the dentist once in the year as the checkup. Never had the cavity. Never needed the braces as I am from the stock of wonderful genes. However there was the time in which I stayed later after the appointment for the extracurricular activities with the 26-year-old new dentist in the place of me because you can do quite the many things on the chair. I said to he HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE HIGH ON THE OWN CHEMICALS OF YOU.

Well he did. He did do this previously. And it affected the sexual performance of he. Now you might be saying MEOW SAID THE DOG WHO DOES NOT DO THE JUDGING OF THINGS WHY ARE YOU DOING THE JUDGING OF THE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE? The reason is that this is something which I have qualifications but I am also telling this to you for the second reason and that is that these things are not merely candy. They do have the consequences. For some this is the lacking of being good at the sexing but for others it can have much of the worse one. You see Reverends the Fark.com it is the wisdom teeth surgery day and to she it is the comatose. Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

When you go to these operations you must read the fine print and part of the fine print of this says the following in many of the places:

Upon the use of the anesthesia by you that harm which may have the resulting could be severe and might have an inclusion of the death.

Why does this then make the news?

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2014-03-22 04:14:46 PM  
I got sedated for it.  Got my only two wisdom teeth removed.  Went fine.
 
2014-03-22 04:14:48 PM  

meow said the dog: Perhaps this will teach her not to wear the hideous earrings such as these. But lesson let me provide to you the cautionary tale about this issue. You see as the beautiful woman I only need for going to the dentist once in the year as the checkup. Never had the cavity. Never needed the braces as I am from the stock of wonderful genes. However there was the time in which I stayed later after the appointment for the extracurricular activities with the 26-year-old new dentist in the place of me because you can do quite the many things on the chair. I said to he HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE HIGH ON THE OWN CHEMICALS OF YOU.

Well he did. He did do this previously. And it affected the sexual performance of he. Now you might be saying MEOW SAID THE DOG WHO DOES NOT DO THE JUDGING OF THINGS WHY ARE YOU DOING THE JUDGING OF THE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE? The reason is that this is something which I have qualifications but I am also telling this to you for the second reason and that is that these things are not merely candy. They do have the consequences. For some this is the lacking of being good at the sexing but for others it can have much of the worse one. You see Reverends the Fark.com it is the wisdom teeth surgery day and to she it is the comatose. Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

When you go to these operations you must read the fine print and part of the fine print of this says the following in many of the places:

Upon the use of the anesthesia by you that harm which may have the resulting could be severe and might have an inclusion of the death.

Why does this then make the news?


What a fantastic Sarah Palin impression!

///just kidding, I'm not sure even she was as incoherent as this
 
2014-03-22 04:15:12 PM  

meow said the dog: Perhaps this will teach her not to wear the hideous earrings such as these. But lesson let me provide to you the cautionary tale about this issue. You see as the beautiful woman I only need for going to the dentist once in the year as the checkup. Never had the cavity. Never needed the braces as I am from the stock of wonderful genes. However there was the time in which I stayed later after the appointment for the extracurricular activities with the 26-year-old new dentist in the place of me because you can do quite the many things on the chair. I said to he HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE HIGH ON THE OWN CHEMICALS OF YOU.

Well he did. He did do this previously. And it affected the sexual performance of he. Now you might be saying MEOW SAID THE DOG WHO DOES NOT DO THE JUDGING OF THINGS WHY ARE YOU DOING THE JUDGING OF THE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE? The reason is that this is something which I have qualifications but I am also telling this to you for the second reason and that is that these things are not merely candy. They do have the consequences. For some this is the lacking of being good at the sexing but for others it can have much of the worse one. You see Reverends the Fark.com it is the wisdom teeth surgery day and to she it is the comatose. Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

When you go to these operations you must read the fine print and part of the fine print of this says the following in many of the places:

Upon the use of the anesthesia by you that harm which may have the resulting could be severe and might have an inclusion of the death.

Why does this then make the news?

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2014-03-22 04:20:08 PM  
My girlfriend died in her wisdom tooth removal surgery and had to be revived.

Well, obviously, because I'm not dating a corpse.
 
2014-03-22 04:22:32 PM  

dj_spanmaster: My girlfriend died in her wisdom tooth removal surgery and had to be revived.

Well, obviously, because I'm not dating a corpse.


Hey man, we're not judging

/judging
 
2014-03-22 04:22:36 PM  

dj_spanmaster: My girlfriend died in her wisdom tooth removal surgery and had to be revived.

Well, obviously, because I'm not dating a corpse.


So, she actually moves in bed?
 
2014-03-22 04:39:05 PM  
Could this be from an known enzyme interaction present genetically in some individuals, or from anesthetic agents that are enhanced to potentially lethal effect by compounds such as grapefruit juice, black pepper, or concurrent medications?
 
2014-03-22 04:44:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: meow said the dog: Perhaps this will teach her not to wear the hideous earrings such as these. But lesson let me provide to you the cautionary tale about this issue. You see as the beautiful woman I only need for going to the dentist once in the year as the checkup. Never had the cavity. Never needed the braces as I am from the stock of wonderful genes. However there was the time in which I stayed later after the appointment for the extracurricular activities with the 26-year-old new dentist in the place of me because you can do quite the many things on the chair. I said to he HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE HIGH ON THE OWN CHEMICALS OF YOU.

Well he did. He did do this previously. And it affected the sexual performance of he. Now you might be saying MEOW SAID THE DOG WHO DOES NOT DO THE JUDGING OF THINGS WHY ARE YOU DOING THE JUDGING OF THE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE? The reason is that this is something which I have qualifications but I am also telling this to you for the second reason and that is that these things are not merely candy. They do have the consequences. For some this is the lacking of being good at the sexing but for others it can have much of the worse one. You see Reverends the Fark.com it is the wisdom teeth surgery day and to she it is the comatose. Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

When you go to these operations you must read the fine print and part of the fine print of this says the following in many of the places:

Upon the use of the anesthesia by you that harm which may have the resulting could be severe and might have an inclusion of the death.

Why does this then make the news?

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It helps to read that in Yoda's voice.
 
2014-03-22 04:44:57 PM  

anubis2233: Could this be from an known enzyme interaction present genetically in some individuals, or from anesthetic agents that are enhanced to potentially lethal effect by compounds such as grapefruit juice, black pepper, or concurrent medications?


Nah man, just some heavy shait man
 
2014-03-22 04:46:42 PM  
I turned into a limp noodle and slithered off the chair one time when they gave me dental freezing. That stuff hits me hard.
 
2014-03-22 04:52:17 PM  

anubis2233: Could this be from an known enzyme interaction present genetically in some individuals, or from anesthetic agents that are enhanced to potentially lethal effect by compounds such as grapefruit juice, black pepper, or concurrent medications?


Please go to the WebMD board. The Fark.com website posters are trying to have the seriousness of the conversation here.
 
2014-03-22 05:00:04 PM  
meow said the dog:

I understand THE TIME CUBE but I don't understand a word of this.
 
2014-03-22 05:04:32 PM  
A few months ago I got freaked out before my surgery. Woke up early and wrote a letter to my wife and daughter and stuck it in my wallet, just in case. It's still there
 
2014-03-22 05:10:54 PM  
Meow - you went above and beyond with your post, well done.

I've had all four wisdom teeth removed at once - including a heavily impacted one that was growing through a nerve in my jaw. Was heavily sedated for the surgery and the anasthetic had me monged for a couple of days.
 
2014-03-22 05:17:29 PM  
Update: I believe she did the awakening. The family member of she was quoted for the story as to have the saying:

Oh Hello to you Star-rings. So good to see you once the again. We have done the missing of you so much. So happy to hear the coma of you is over. We have done the missing of you so much. Came here to clean your teeth. Why did you do the falling asleep? You thought I had called the attorney. Chasing the money we will get from the lawsuit of this. Prying out the teeth of you. Prying out the teeth of you. Prying out the teeth of you.
 
2014-03-22 05:18:55 PM  
My mouth is big enough that my wisdom teeth came in straight and my dentist sees no reason to remove them. Judging by some of the comments in this thread, I intend to keep it that way.
 
2014-03-22 05:20:31 PM  
FTFA: The reason for her reaction is unknown.

I think I'll sort this under "shiat that sometimes happens".

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2014-03-22 05:23:52 PM  

topgun4291: A few months ago I got freaked out before my surgery. Woke up early and wrote a letter to my wife and daughter and stuck it in my wallet, just in case. It's still there


Did it say, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"?
 
2014-03-22 05:27:11 PM  

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My god, he's stapled her lips shut.


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...or the duck-lip syndrome was too tricky to fix.
 
2014-03-22 06:21:55 PM  
I would drill her, if you know what I mean. If you do, please tell me.
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2014-03-22 07:05:33 PM  
I'm having alveoloplasty Monday so I'm getting a kick out of this article.
 
2014-03-22 07:43:42 PM  
I grew 6 wisdom teeth!  Had 4 out at once while under a local (thanks, Navy!), and my brother pulled the other 2 while he was in dental school.  Took quite a bit of trust on my part to see my brother coming at me with that needle!!!
 
2014-03-22 08:41:04 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: meow said the dog: Perhaps this will teach her not to wear the hideous earrings such as these. But lesson let me provide to you the cautionary tale about this issue. You see as the beautiful woman I only need for going to the dentist once in the year as the checkup. Never had the cavity. Never needed the braces as I am from the stock of wonderful genes. However there was the time in which I stayed later after the appointment for the extracurricular activities with the 26-year-old new dentist in the place of me because you can do quite the many things on the chair. I said to he HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE HIGH ON THE OWN CHEMICALS OF YOU.

Well he did. He did do this previously. And it affected the sexual performance of he. Now you might be saying MEOW SAID THE DOG WHO DOES NOT DO THE JUDGING OF THINGS WHY ARE YOU DOING THE JUDGING OF THE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE? The reason is that this is something which I have qualifications but I am also telling this to you for the second reason and that is that these things are not merely candy. They do have the consequences. For some this is the lacking of being good at the sexing but for others it can have much of the worse one. You see Reverends the Fark.com it is the wisdom teeth surgery day and to she it is the comatose. Do not have fear she will spring from the slumber of she and will have the sweat drenching but will see the light and will return to the consciousness.

When you go to these operations you must read the fine print and part of the fine print of this says the following in many of the places:

Upon the use of the anesthesia by you that harm which may have the resulting could be severe and might have an inclusion of the death.

Why does this then make the news?

What a fantastic Sarah Palin impression!

///just kidding, I'm not sure even she was as incoherent as this



If it makes you feel any better, go ahead.   Obama is already prepping for mega losses by declaring today that the losses are simply
people irritated at politics.  Yep,.. Its not his shiat that stinks.      Not really sure why the irritated at politics will only affect Democrats...

...back to dumb dumb Sarah..    silly woman.
 
2014-03-22 09:43:15 PM  
Is it unCSB time yet?

I live around the corner (5 minutes on foot) from the oral surgeon's office where this happened.  The doctor in question actually pulled one or two of my wisdom teeth several years ago (they were impacted-ish, plus one was broken, and my regular dentist didn't want to try it).

The other day, I was walking to a warehouse store (Cost-U-Less) that's across the street and a couple doors down, to do some shopping.  Spotted a fire truck parked half on the sidewalk in front of the auto repair place next to the oral surgeon, didn't see any firefighters in the auto repair place.  Just as we got to the driveway of the store, the ambulance (which I hadn't noticed before) came out of the oral surgeon's parking lot and headed for the hospital, lights+siren on.  My first thought was that uh-oh, somebody had trouble with an oral surgery procedure.  I only found out later how much trouble. :/
 
2014-03-22 09:44:25 PM  
Huh, I didn't get put under when I had 2 wisdom teeth pulled about a year ago (one was growing in at a 45 degree angle and rubbing against (and cutting) the inside of my cheek.  Just had nitrous oxide and local anesthetic.  I highly recommend the nitrous.

/ I NEVER go to the dentist -- unless something hurts and I don't have a rusty ice skate available.
// Let them pull a second one while I was there, but I still have the other 2 :)
 
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