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(Fox Sports)   Pat Barry kicks down two doors to save woman trapped in her hotel room, proceeds to get knocked out   (msn.foxsports.com ) divider line
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2014-03-22 01:28:05 PM  
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2014-03-22 03:50:31 PM  
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2014-03-22 04:41:41 PM  
his curiosity peaked

a hardy thank you


Illiterate f*ckstick
 
2014-03-22 04:46:36 PM  
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2014-03-22 04:48:36 PM  
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2014-03-22 05:18:26 PM  

TheOther: his curiosity peaked

a hardy thank you

Illiterate f*ckstick


I had to go and check for myself.....holy crap.
 
2014-03-22 05:20:33 PM  
Maybe with a couple extra brain cells, he would have tried the doorknob first.
 
2014-03-22 05:25:32 PM  
Right. A hotel has a secondary lock on that even they can't open. I can buy one door's handle maybe coming off from restroom to rest of hotel room, but two... shenanigans and a PR stunt by his agent.
 
2014-03-22 05:26:26 PM  

Yaw String: Maybe with a couple extra brain cells, he would have tried the doorknob first.


This guy was born to kick things.  It is his destiny.  It would be a shame to not let him kick down the door in this situation.
 
2014-03-22 05:28:02 PM  
I think that fella what writ them words went to germalism school

good for him
 
2014-03-22 05:32:54 PM  

thehobbes: Right. A hotel has a secondary lock on that even they can't open. I can buy one door's handle maybe coming off from restroom to rest of hotel room, but two... shenanigans and a PR stunt by his agent.


That is my guess, too. The guy got his ass beat in the UFC so he needs all the help he can get in that regard
 
2014-03-22 05:35:04 PM  

machoprogrammer: thehobbes: Right. A hotel has a secondary lock on that even they can't open. I can buy one door's handle maybe coming off from restroom to rest of hotel room, but two... shenanigans and a PR stunt by his agent.

That is my guess, too. The guy got his ass beat in the UFC so he needs all the help he can get in that regard


He has great striking offense, but mediocre striking defense.  He leaves himself open to big shots and also had a weak ground game.

That being said, I'd rather go to prison for 15 years than take one leg kick from the guy.
 
2014-03-22 06:26:28 PM  

Klippoklondike: machoprogrammer: thehobbes: Right. A hotel has a secondary lock on that even they can't open. I can buy one door's handle maybe coming off from restroom to rest of hotel room, but two... shenanigans and a PR stunt by his agent.

That is my guess, too. The guy got his ass beat in the UFC so he needs all the help he can get in that regard

He has great striking offense, but mediocre striking defense.  He leaves himself open to big shots and also had a weak ground game.

That being said, I'd rather go to prison for 15 years than take one leg kick from the guy.


He also gives up a ton of reach at HW and has a weak jaw. Should drop some weight and fight at MW
 
2014-03-22 06:47:24 PM  

machoprogrammer: Klippoklondike: machoprogrammer: thehobbes: Right. A hotel has a secondary lock on that even they can't open. I can buy one door's handle maybe coming off from restroom to rest of hotel room, but two... shenanigans and a PR stunt by his agent.

That is my guess, too. The guy got his ass beat in the UFC so he needs all the help he can get in that regard

He has great striking offense, but mediocre striking defense.  He leaves himself open to big shots and also had a weak ground game.

That being said, I'd rather go to prison for 15 years than take one leg kick from the guy.

He also gives up a ton of reach at HW and has a weak jaw. Should drop some weight and fight at MW


I hope you mean LHW. The only way Barry is making 185 is by chopping off a leg.
 
2014-03-22 08:16:12 PM  

Orgasmatron138: machoprogrammer: Klippoklondike: machoprogrammer: thehobbes: Right. A hotel has a secondary lock on that even they can't open. I can buy one door's handle maybe coming off from restroom to rest of hotel room, but two... shenanigans and a PR stunt by his agent.

That is my guess, too. The guy got his ass beat in the UFC so he needs all the help he can get in that regard

He has great striking offense, but mediocre striking defense.  He leaves himself open to big shots and also had a weak ground game.

That being said, I'd rather go to prison for 15 years than take one leg kick from the guy.

He also gives up a ton of reach at HW and has a weak jaw. Should drop some weight and fight at MW

I hope you mean LHW. The only way Barry is making 185 is by chopping off a leg.


If he stopped eating cheeseburgers and laid off the steroids for a bit he could make MW.
 
2014-03-22 08:33:22 PM  

machoprogrammer: Orgasmatron138: machoprogrammer: Klippoklondike: machoprogrammer: thehobbes: Right. A hotel has a secondary lock on that even they can't open. I can buy one door's handle maybe coming off from restroom to rest of hotel room, but two... shenanigans and a PR stunt by his agent.

That is my guess, too. The guy got his ass beat in the UFC so he needs all the help he can get in that regard

He has great striking offense, but mediocre striking defense.  He leaves himself open to big shots and also had a weak ground game.

That being said, I'd rather go to prison for 15 years than take one leg kick from the guy.

He also gives up a ton of reach at HW and has a weak jaw. Should drop some weight and fight at MW

I hope you mean LHW. The only way Barry is making 185 is by chopping off a leg.

If he stopped eating cheeseburgers and laid off the steroids for a bit he could make MW.


Yeah but he'd lose a lot of power in those leg kicks, and let's face it those are pretty much his only weapon.
 
2014-03-22 08:34:44 PM  

Flappyhead: machoprogrammer: Orgasmatron138: machoprogrammer: Klippoklondike: machoprogrammer: thehobbes: Right. A hotel has a secondary lock on that even they can't open. I can buy one door's handle maybe coming off from restroom to rest of hotel room, but two... shenanigans and a PR stunt by his agent.

That is my guess, too. The guy got his ass beat in the UFC so he needs all the help he can get in that regard

He has great striking offense, but mediocre striking defense.  He leaves himself open to big shots and also had a weak ground game.

That being said, I'd rather go to prison for 15 years than take one leg kick from the guy.

He also gives up a ton of reach at HW and has a weak jaw. Should drop some weight and fight at MW

I hope you mean LHW. The only way Barry is making 185 is by chopping off a leg.

If he stopped eating cheeseburgers and laid off the steroids for a bit he could make MW.

Yeah but he'd lose a lot of power in those leg kicks, and let's face it those are pretty much his only weapon.


Good point
 
2014-03-23 09:59:34 AM  
I thought this story was going to be about rape.
 
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