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(News.com.au)   "I've fathered 98 children, and won't stop"   (news.com.au) divider line 20
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2014-03-22 10:25:06 AM  
20 votes:
s8.postimg.org
2014-03-22 11:33:57 AM  
5 votes:
Hell, I've donated sperm thousands of time, but the tissue never seems to get pregnant. It must be infertile.
2014-03-22 11:41:25 AM  
4 votes:
Genius

While the rest of us are starching a sock.
2014-03-22 11:39:41 AM  
4 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-22 11:33:31 AM  
4 votes:
Sounds like the work of Pat Mustard.

img.fark.net

Some very hairy babies on Craggy Island!
2014-03-22 01:43:02 PM  
1 votes:
He's raising his own clone army.
2014-03-22 01:36:46 PM  
1 votes:
Ramses II, is that you?
2014-03-22 01:26:14 PM  
1 votes:

MayoSlather: If you can't have children, or even if you can, don't. I know everyone has heard about overpopulation to the point they dismiss it, but seriously, stop having kids.

Don't go to a sperm bank, don't be a donor, just stop reproducing. The earth can't sustain our current population in the long term, let alone a growing one. It's not government's job to tell people how many kids to have, but society needs place a stigma on anyone having more than one. It should become the social equivalent to herpes.


I read that in a Machiavellian Octomom and Duggar voice.


//He who dies with the most spread seed wins
//It's a rat race
2014-03-22 12:07:55 PM  
1 votes:
Wont stop?
ts3.mm.bing.net
Yes you will.
2014-03-22 11:53:54 AM  
1 votes:
So that's what Fb- looks like.
2014-03-22 11:53:33 AM  
1 votes:
The source of this story is the mans own facebook page. This story just screams "BULLSHIAT!"

Of course if this guy's story is true, and his super power is extra fertile sperm, then more power to him.
2014-03-22 11:53:33 AM  
1 votes:
Also, I'm calling shenanigans...dude's not even mentioned on wiki.
2014-03-22 11:50:47 AM  
1 votes:
CSB: I worked with a woman years ago who always had to attend the death of a cousin/aunt/uncle and always talked about a brother or sister. After years of this, the new guy gets the balls to ask how many siblings she had. She had 28 siblings through her dad from 21 different women. That is a man breeding an army.

Also, she was from WVa.
2014-03-22 11:48:30 AM  
1 votes:

Schmerd1948: Hell, I've donated sperm thousands of time, but the tissue never seems to get pregnant. It must be infertile.


80% of the time it's the man who's infertile... ;)
GBB
2014-03-22 11:44:10 AM  
1 votes:
Won't stop?
-or-
Can't stop?
2014-03-22 11:41:36 AM  
1 votes:
Last name Dugger?
2014-03-22 11:37:47 AM  
1 votes:
I think once the ladies get a look at your mug you are going into the deep discount bargain bin at the donation center.
2014-03-22 11:34:02 AM  
1 votes:
Someone needs to stop him.

He is breeding an army.
2014-03-22 10:34:42 AM  
1 votes:
Many paternity suits for child support in 3...2...1...
2014-03-22 09:34:13 AM  
1 votes:
I want to snark but I think this guy is winning at life so I will just raise a glass and nod.
 
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