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(News.com.au)   "I've fathered 98 children, and won't stop"   (news.com.au) divider line 21
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2014-03-22 11:39:41 AM
5 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-22 12:16:25 PM
4 votes:
This leaves me wondering why women would choose him over the oodles of good looking Nordic sperm donors available.
2014-03-22 09:34:13 AM
4 votes:
I want to snark but I think this guy is winning at life so I will just raise a glass and nod.
2014-03-22 11:32:17 AM
3 votes:

bearded clamorer: [s8.postimg.org image 480x360]


Okay, this is simply NOT getting the respect it deserves. Full point.
2014-03-22 01:05:25 PM
2 votes:
If you can't have children, or even if you can, don't. I know everyone has heard about overpopulation to the point they dismiss it, but seriously, stop having kids.

Don't go to a sperm bank, don't be a donor, just stop reproducing. The earth can't sustain our current population in the long term, let alone a growing one. It's not government's job to tell people how many kids to have, but society needs place a stigma on anyone having more than one. It should become the social equivalent to herpes.
2014-03-22 12:25:42 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Amateur...
2014-03-22 11:35:05 AM
2 votes:
"What motivates me is meeting new people who turn out to be great, normal people ..."

Uh, normal people don't meet some stranger and have sex with them in hopes of getting pregnant.
2014-03-22 10:25:06 AM
2 votes:
s8.postimg.org
2014-03-22 01:15:32 PM
1 votes:
Facebook wouldn't lie. Christ. This guy sounds like he lives in a fantasy world. What do you bet that a few days after there will be a retraction.

This guy is a creep.
2014-03-22 12:57:59 PM
1 votes:
Sex for money = prostitution

NTTAWWT
2014-03-22 12:56:19 PM
1 votes:
he now spreads his seed in a more traditional sense, or the 'natural' way, by offering a free service to have sex with women and couples who want to have a baby.

That works? So simple yet so brilliant.

/until one of them come after him for support.
//The anonymity of a sperm bank while not as much fun, is probably safer.
2014-03-22 12:18:42 PM
1 votes:

skinink:


I was going to post a picture from the original, but the remake works as well.
2014-03-22 12:10:28 PM
1 votes:
I said by the way baby what's your name
Said I go by the name of Lois Lane
And you could be my boyfriend you surely can
Just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
I said he's a fairy I do suppose
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose
He may be very sexy or even cute
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
I said you need a man who's got finesse
And his whole name across his chest
He may be able to fly all through the night
But can he rock a party till the early light
He cant satisfy you with his little worm
But I can bust you out with my super sperm
I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it , do it
An I'm here an I'm there I'm Big Bank Hank, I'm everywhere
Edwards/Rodgers
2014-03-22 11:58:35 AM
1 votes:
thelifeofryliee.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-22 11:55:07 AM
1 votes:
I find this article very hard to believe. He's farked 98 women in 12 years under the guise of impregnating them? Bullshiat.
2014-03-22 11:53:33 AM
1 votes:
Also, I'm calling shenanigans...dude's not even mentioned on wiki.
2014-03-22 11:35:34 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-22 11:34:02 AM
1 votes:
Someone needs to stop him.

He is breeding an army.
2014-03-22 11:33:57 AM
1 votes:
Hell, I've donated sperm thousands of time, but the tissue never seems to get pregnant. It must be infertile.
m00
2014-03-22 11:33:44 AM
1 votes:
"A married couple came over here for one week after many years of visiting clinics in the USA and the UK. They had tried everything, then they read about me, wrote me and we had a very nice contact.

"Half a year later they managed to come, stayed for 8 days, she and I slept together four times. After ten years of trying they had their first pregnancy. Last year they came a second time for their second child and it worked almost immediately."



Tr0mBoNe: want to snark but I think this guy is winning at life so I will just raise a glass and nod.


I dunno, according to his website he's single. He's probably going to have a hard time settling down if he ever wants to stop fathering other people's children.

But unlike other donors, Houben prefers to be a part of the process ... in more ways than one. "I have met many children from right after birth and I've been present at two births, it was fantastic," Houben said.

But yeah, he's going to get hit for child support sooner or later.
2014-03-22 10:34:42 AM
1 votes:
Many paternity suits for child support in 3...2...1...
 
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