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2014-03-22 01:36:46 PM  
Ramses II, is that you?
 
2014-03-22 01:43:02 PM  
He's raising his own clone army.
 
2014-03-22 01:43:55 PM  
He has a picture gallery on his website.

From 1999:

www.edhouben.eu

Holy crap!

Current picture:

www.edhouben.eu

I wonder if he wears the hat while doing the deed?
 
2014-03-22 02:33:32 PM  

MayoSlather: If you can't have children, or even if you can, don't. I know everyone has heard about overpopulation to the point they dismiss it, but seriously, stop having kids.

Don't go to a sperm bank, don't be a donor, just stop reproducing. The earth can't sustain our current population in the long term, let alone a growing one. It's not government's job to tell people how many kids to have, but society needs place a stigma on anyone having more than one. It should become the social equivalent to herpes.


You first.
 
2014-03-22 02:40:37 PM  

Slypork: MayoSlather: If you can't have children, or even if you can, don't. I know everyone has heard about overpopulation to the point they dismiss it, but seriously, stop having kids.

Don't go to a sperm bank, don't be a donor, just stop reproducing. The earth can't sustain our current population in the long term, let alone a growing one. It's not government's job to tell people how many kids to have, but society needs place a stigma on anyone having more than one. It should become the social equivalent to herpes.

You first.


I did. My wife and I had one child (back in the 70'd), then I got snipped. Then we adopted another. They each have had one child and then stopped. In a century the world's population will be under 5 billion and slowly shrinking, and people will shudder at how hard life must have been back at the turn of the millennium.
 
2014-03-22 02:41:21 PM  
In other words...Once you're a pop
s27.postimg.org
You just can't stop
 
2014-03-22 02:49:30 PM  

Schmerd1948: Hell, I've donated sperm thousands of time, but the tissue never seems to get pregnant. It must be infertile.


Try your Guinness bar towel instead.
 
2014-03-22 02:52:00 PM  

chuggernaught: Ramses II, is that you?


Came here to post this... I see you have things covered.

/carry on
 
2014-03-22 02:52:55 PM  

MayoSlather: If you can't have children, or even if you can, don't. I know everyone has heard about overpopulation to the point they dismiss it, but seriously, stop having kids.

Don't go to a sperm bank, don't be a donor, just stop reproducing. The earth can't sustain our current population in the long term, let alone a growing one. It's not government's job to tell people how many kids to have, but society needs place a stigma on anyone having more than one. It should become the social equivalent to herpes.


I'm sure there will be a nice big war or genocide that'll come along soon enough to knock the population back down a notch or two. Nothing to worry about.
 
2014-03-22 03:27:39 PM  
Glad to see KHAN!

Always a contender in father of the many contests.
 
2014-03-22 03:42:20 PM  
For some reason this story makes me happy. Good for him.
 
2014-03-22 05:00:24 PM  
I find this odd. If a woman wanted/needed to get pregnant from a stranger's sperm  and she was willing to have sex with him, wouldn't it make more sense to advertise and interview to get the best breeding stock? This guy doesn't appear to be the cream of the crop.
 
2014-03-22 05:05:35 PM  
Stone Meadow:

I did. My wife and I had one child (back in the 70'd), then I got snipped. Then we adopted another. They each have had one child and then stopped. In a century the world's population will be under 5 billion and slowly shrinking, and people will shudder at how hard life must have been back at the turn of the millennium.

And everyone in India and China is going to just cross their legs and stop breeding like bunnies on aphrodisiacs? While the industrial world stops reproducing, delaying or limiting themselves to one kid, the third world keeps dropping litters. People who should be bright enough to know how to properly raise kids and educate them to hopefully fix our f'ed up planet are abdicating it to swarms of people without the know-how and resources to do anything. Call it "The Marching Morons" or "Idiocracy" but that is where we are heading until we reach a horrid tipping point through wars for food and water and eventually a pandemic that could have been prevented if the best and brightest had done their part and raised children who were cared for and educated.
 
2014-03-22 05:30:41 PM  

MaritimeGirl: I find this odd. If a woman wanted/needed to get pregnant from a stranger's sperm  and she was willing to have sex with him, wouldn't it make more sense to advertise and interview to get the best breeding stock? This guy doesn't appear to be the cream of the crop.


I find it odd that you cannot deduct that many of those infertile women might be hideous.
 
2014-03-22 05:48:03 PM  
Reminds me of a cult leader....

He's got a website self promoting his mystic abilities.....to give women motherhood.  He's a tour-guide living in government housing....chubby and balding....but probably quite charismatic.

His alleged sperm count is just above the normal range.  Lots and lots of people have scored higher,  The record is 450 million according to  http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_Highest_recorded_sperm_count_in _ a_human?#slide=2

Not that it really matters, too high a sperm count doesn't keep increasing chances.  So, essentially, sleeping with him is as likely to get you pregnant as sleeping with any normal/healthy guy.

So he goes around finding people who are desperate to have a child, promises them a child, while claiming that having sex with him, the old fashioned way, is MORE likely to get them a child than modern medicine (remember octo Mom?  I'm sorry, but science beats out nature here).  But he claims it, he meets with them, and next thing you know, he's banging them.

After a while, it becomes self-fulfilling prophecy.  If you sleep with enough chicks, some of them will get pregnant.  No official records are ever kept and you can highlight the success while ignoring the failures.  Whether he believes it or is running a scam to get laid, it's basically the same thing.

He could just donate sperm the old fashioned way, if he really believed he had super human sperm or if he wanted to help people....but that doesn't do it for him.
 
2014-03-22 06:07:12 PM  
"Half a year later they managed to come, stayed for 8 days, she and I slept together four times. After ten years of trying they had their first pregnancy. Last year they came a second time for their second child and it worked almost immediately."

i762.photobucket.com

I didn't think that was how sperm donoring worked.
 
2014-03-22 08:19:43 PM  

MayoSlather: Don't go to a sperm bank, don't be a donor, just stop reproducing. The earth can't sustain our current population in the long term, let alone a growing one. It's not government's job to tell people how many kids to have, but society needs place a stigma on anyone having more than one. It should become the social equivalent to herpes.


I've always wondered why morons who postulate this are even around. Do you make an exception for yourselves on the basis of your "evangelism"? Or are you just too cowardly to kill yourself? Or are you just trolling?

/really, kill yourself
//you won't be missed
 
2014-03-22 11:23:36 PM  

proteus_b: MayoSlather: Don't go to a sperm bank, don't be a donor, just stop reproducing. The earth can't sustain our current population in the long term, let alone a growing one. It's not government's job to tell people how many kids to have, but society needs place a stigma on anyone having more than one. It should become the social equivalent to herpes.

I've always wondered why morons who postulate this are even around. Do you make an exception for yourselves on the basis of your "evangelism"? Or are you just too cowardly to kill yourself? Or are you just trolling?

/really, kill yourself
//you won't be missed


Don't know about him but I got a vasectomy instead of breeding. Paid for two abortions before that. I've done my part. Too bad the farking christians are now all turning into breeding farms to try and save their faith from its inevitable demise. Not to mention all the crackers pushing out crotch-fruit because they're terrified of being wiped out by all the non-whites.

/seriously... what kind of an asshole brings a new life into this shiathole of a society?
 
2014-03-23 01:03:22 AM  

GBB: Won't stop?
-or-
Can't stop?


won't stop cause he can't stop.
 
2014-03-23 01:41:13 AM  

chaoswolf: Not to mention all the crackers pushing out crotch-fruit because they're terrified of being wiped out by all the non-whites.


I'm not sure whether or not you're capable of understanding what a rate is, but if you know someone who can explain them to you, you might look at birth rates by demography.

www.childtrends.org From www.childtrends.org
 
2014-03-23 08:39:09 AM  

chaoswolf: proteus_b: MayoSlather: Don't go to a sperm bank, don't be a donor, just stop reproducing. The earth can't sustain our current population in the long term, let alone a growing one. It's not government's job to tell people how many kids to have, but society needs place a stigma on anyone having more than one. It should become the social equivalent to herpes.

I've always wondered why morons who postulate this are even around. Do you make an exception for yourselves on the basis of your "evangelism"? Or are you just too cowardly to kill yourself? Or are you just trolling?

/really, kill yourself
//you won't be missed

Don't know about him but I got a vasectomy instead of breeding. Paid for two abortions before that. I've done my part. Too bad the farking christians are now all turning into breeding farms to try and save their faith from its inevitable demise. Not to mention all the crackers pushing out crotch-fruit because they're terrified of being wiped out by all the non-whites.

/seriously... what kind of an asshole brings a new life into this to be raised by this shiathole of a society of a parent?


If it's such a shiathole, why are you still alive? I'm assuming because you get SOME sort of happiness that prevents you from slitting your wrists. Just admit you don't want to be a parent, it's ok, we won't judge you.
 
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