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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))   "Ghostbuster" gets 15 years in prison for exchanging ectoplasm with 15-year old Police Explorer   (blog.pe.com) divider line 43
    More: Dumbass, San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department, Explorer program, Redlands, sexual relationship  
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2014-03-22 10:16:35 AM
He probably crossed the beams also.

/obscurities?
 
2014-03-22 10:19:27 AM
Don't explorers explode when you rear end them

/DNRTFA
 
2014-03-22 10:21:21 AM
15 years, guess he should have been a hot female.
 
2014-03-22 10:21:38 AM

meow said the dog: He probably crossed the beams also.

/obscurities?


It's streams, not beams. Also, I'm pretty sure there's nothing obscure about the reference, since everyone in the world has seen GB about a zillion times by now.
 
2014-03-22 10:24:41 AM
I used to be a Police Explorer, but thankfully all I had to worry about was listening to the old fart cops telling me their life stories and disturbingly enough about their "relationships". *sigh*

The GOOD things that came out of Explorers:
- Got to drive a police car
- Got free use of the police computer when the cop was busy (even gave me full permission to lookup whatever plates I wanted to lookup!)
- Learned that you can start any of our local squads without a key, just by turning the ignition switch
- Got a cool police jacket with full police patch I got to keep
- What speeds the cops look for when pulling you over (what I can get away with)

I learned all sorts of fun things, it was worthwhile to join!
 
2014-03-22 10:24:48 AM
She got slimed?
 
2014-03-22 10:25:38 AM
I'm not going to debate whether the sentence was appropriate or not, but FFS how can there be such inconsistencies in statutory or other rape convictions?

There are so many therapists/doctors/teachers that take advantage of positions of power....

wait, this is fark. who care's?
 
2014-03-22 10:26:06 AM
Well, in 13 years the victim's daughter should just about be in his wheelhouse.
 
2014-03-22 10:31:50 AM
Because busting feels good?
 
2014-03-22 10:32:28 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I'm not going to debate whether the sentence was appropriate or not, but FFS how can there be such inconsistencies in statutory or other rape convictions?

There are so many therapists/doctors/teachers that take advantage of positions of power....

wait, this is fark. who care's?


This is Fark.
People care if the people involved were hot. They care what sex they were. And they care about misplaced apostrophes.


Otherwise...meh.


/I keed my intellectual overlords!
 
2014-03-22 10:32:46 AM
Wow, 13 years seems excessive.  While not the right thing to do, she was 15, not 6.  Girls that age nowadays know exactly what they are doing.  He should have just killed her and dumped her body somewhere.  Being a cop, he never would have been caught.
 
2014-03-22 10:36:00 AM

Resident Muslim: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I'm not going to debate whether the sentence was appropriate or not, but FFS how can there be such inconsistencies in statutory or other rape convictions?

There are so many therapists/doctors/teachers that take advantage of positions of power....

wait, this is fark. who care's?

This is Fark.
People care if the people involved were hot. They care what sex they were. And they care about misplaced apostrophes.


Otherwise...meh.


/I keed my intellectual overlords!


Yeah, but who really care's about the apostrophe's?
 
2014-03-22 10:38:13 AM
FTFA:

Haynal argued that Gastineau should be given a suspended sentence, meaning he would be free and that any infraction would result in a full prison term. Haynal said Gastineau should be given a lighter sentence comparable to Redlands teacher Laura Whitehurst, who was charged with 41 counts and served four months in jail for having a child with a student.

I don't know which is sadder:

That facts would exist permitting an attorney to make this argument, or that a judge wouldn't find it persuasive.
 
2014-03-22 10:39:22 AM

oukewldave: Wow, 13 years seems excessive.  While not the right thing to do, she was 15, not 6.  Girls that age nowadays know exactly what they are doing.  He should have just killed her and dumped her body somewhere.  Being a cop, he never would have been caught.


You are sick and twisted to even suggest such as that, are you the next to be the star of such a headline?
 
2014-03-22 10:40:00 AM

oukewldave: Girls that age nowadays know have always known exactly what they are doing.

 
2014-03-22 10:44:26 AM
Wait until he gets a stern "cease and desist" letter from Sony/Coulmbia's lawyers.
 
2014-03-22 10:45:40 AM
As someone who dresses as a Ghostbuster for charity, I feel obligated to say that this asshole has nothing to do with any franchise recognized by Ghostbusters United.
 
2014-03-22 10:49:39 AM
If he were a reasonably attractive female banging an 8/yo he would have only gotten a year or two. But ZOMG gross man pedo! Lock him up forever!
 
2014-03-22 10:51:08 AM
Good!!  They're putting Aaron Rodgers in jail for 13 years.  Another Packer kid-diddler!  You got to be pervert to be a Packer.  Same thing for their fans.

/Go Bears!!
 
2014-03-22 10:53:17 AM

Baz744: oukewldave: Girls that age nowadays know have always known exactly what they are doing.


So have men.

Back in the day, 'Well, she looked 12 to me, Caliph.'

'Well she looked X to me, Centurion.'

'Well, he looked 9 to me, Alcibiades.'
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2014-03-22 10:55:52 AM

oukewldave: Wow, 13 years seems excessive.  While not the right thing to do, she was 15, not 6.  Girls that age nowadays know exactly what they are doing.  He should have just killed her and dumped her body somewhere.  Being a cop, he never would have been caught.


what the fark is wrong with you
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2014-03-22 10:57:32 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: She got slimed?


"That's him.  That's the one that got me", she said.
 
2014-03-22 10:59:39 AM
Was the name of he Vigo?

/obscurities!
 
2014-03-22 11:09:21 AM
I have no problem with him getting 13 years... As long as women in the same situation with a 15-year-old student/subordinate get the same.
 
2014-03-22 11:26:29 AM

telejester: Resident Muslim: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I'm not going to debate whether the sentence was appropriate or not, but FFS how can there be such inconsistencies in statutory or other rape convictions?

There are so many therapists/doctors/teachers that take advantage of positions of power....

wait, this is fark. who care's?

This is Fark.
People care if the people involved were hot. They care what sex they were. And they care about misplaced apostrophes.


Otherwise...meh.


/I keed my intellectual overlords!

Yeah, but who really care's about the apostrophe's?


/twitch
 
2014-03-22 11:43:03 AM
Gastineau met the girl through the San Bernardino County sheriff's Explorer program in Highland, which introduces teens to law enforcement.



She learned cops are rapists.

Mission accomplished?
 
2014-03-22 11:49:46 AM

oukewldave: Wow, 13 years seems excessive.  While not the right thing to do, she was 15, not 6.  Girls that age nowadays know exactly what they are doing.  He should have just killed her and dumped her body somewhere.  Being a cop, he never would have been caught.


I've been on FARK for a long time and this is one if the worst things I've read here.
 
2014-03-22 11:50:23 AM
lh6.googleusercontent.com

/not really his son
 
2014-03-22 11:50:37 AM

abhorrent1: If he were a reasonably attractive female banging an 8/yo he would have only gotten a year or two. But ZOMG gross man pedo! Lock him up forever!


No, he was a Pedo in uniform. They cut officers a lot of slack for "little stuff". But if you cross the line and become an embarrassment to the force, they throw the book at you.
 
2014-03-22 12:04:23 PM

Baz744: FTFA:

Haynal argued that Gastineau should be given a suspended sentence, meaning he would be free and that any infraction would result in a full prison term. Haynal said Gastineau should be given a lighter sentence comparable to Redlands teacher Laura Whitehurst, who was charged with 41 counts and served four months in jail for having a child with a student.

I don't know which is sadder:

That facts would exist permitting an attorney to make this argument, or that a judge wouldn't find it persuasive.


Justice is supposedly blind - except it seems Lady Justice can see if you have a peen below your belt (must be a gap at the bottom of the blindfold).
 
2014-03-22 12:15:06 PM
"He's the most evil bastard to ever wear a badge," her father said. "Nathan Gastineau, you are a predator with a badge.

 Her father said the family moved out of their home because he knew where they lived and he couldn't sleep without a gun in his lap.

There is no doubt the cop is a creepy dirtbag but the most evil? No.

And you sir sound creepy as well. Anybody stupid enough to sleep with a gun in their lap deserves it when they blow their pecker off.

And all creepiness aside, 13 years is excessive. His grandfather would have been paying a few acres of land and a tractor for the girl, it's all a matter of perspective.
 
2014-03-22 12:21:36 PM

trainershark: meow said the dog: He probably crossed the beams also.

/obscurities?

It's streams, not beams. Also, I'm pretty sure there's nothing obscure about the reference, since everyone in the world has seen GB about a zillion times by now.


img.4plebs.org

meow said the dog: Was the name of he Vigo?

/obscurities!


Stop it
 
2014-03-22 12:25:21 PM
IamKaiserSoze!!!: I'm not going to debate whether the sentence was appropriate or not,

abuse of Color Of Authority, Statutory Rape, manufActuring kiddie pr0n...

from another story, along w/a complaint by a driver he pulled over:
"I can accept the fact that he did this one time. The 16 other times the girl talked about is 16 egregious lies," Lucas said.
http://www.sbsun.com/general-news/20140321/former-deputy-nathan-gast in eau-sentenced-to-13-years-in-prison
 
2014-03-22 01:41:50 PM
Was she hot?


/ [too_old.jpg]
 
2014-03-22 02:55:41 PM

police-car-photos.com.s3.amazonaws.com


R.I.P. 15yo POLICE EXPLORER

 
2014-03-22 05:48:41 PM
Yeah, thirteen years is way excessive.
As said, at 15, she knew what she was doing and possibly could have wanted it. (Don't tell me girls don't get horny at 15 because I know they do. I was a kid once.)

He's already going to get beat up over and over for being a cop and raped over and over for what he got sent away for, his life is already screwed, isn't that bad enough?
It should be reduced to a freakin' year.

On another note...
Maybe this girl once got one of those Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 vibrating brooms for Christmas and she has experienced the "O" enough to know...
"Hey, that feels good."

You have to look at all the possibilities.
 
2014-03-22 07:29:14 PM

uttertosh: R.I.P. 15yo POLICE EXPLORER


That's an Expedition.

/yeah, I know...
 
2014-03-22 08:54:51 PM

TheOther: Back in the day, 'Well, she looked 12 to me, Caliph.'


Good enough for a 5th wife. unless you don't want her, then she should be stoned for adultery.
 
2014-03-22 11:05:54 PM
While I agree with everyone saying the comment about killing her & disposing of her body is horrible, it does make a couple of undeniable points.  Killing & disposing of her eliminates the claimant, and could reduce the possibility of being caught.  And if caught his sentence might very well have been less.  It's horrible, but
 
2014-03-22 11:09:28 PM

oukewldave: Wow, 13 years seems excessive. While not the right thing to do, she was 15, not 6. Girls that age nowadays know exactly what they are doing. He should have just killed her and dumped her body somewhere. Being a cop, he never would have been caught.


It sounds like this was exploitative, not truly consensual.
 
2014-03-23 06:10:15 AM
15 should have got him 20....he got off light.
 
2014-03-23 06:31:47 AM

meow said the dog: Was the name of he Vigo?

/obscurities!


are you possessed of the devil?
img.fark.net
or perhaps are you possessed of pervy hobbit fascination?
img.fark.net
/obscurities are being mispelled for reasons of purpose.
 
2014-03-23 06:39:19 AM

uttertosh: [police-car-photos.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 735x491]
R.I.P. 15yo POLICE EXPLORER


oh that's just...

*yay*

so the fun game is take a random suv put "anal" in front of what it's called, and "run" with it...  so this one has been labeled the "police anal explorer derby supervisor"  and i hope to ANYTHING that is listening-- that needs to become an official title.  complete with personalized A55-RGY plates...
 
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