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(Fox 31 Denver)   Police in Aurora, Colorado arrest two after finding 12,000 packets of spice. In other news, Aurora police now control the universe   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Colorado, morning, arrests, Colorado Attorney General, chemical synthesis, spices  
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2014-03-22 09:08:37 AM  
3 votes:
2014-03-22 01:30:44 PM  
2 votes:
BREAKING NEWS:  I have tracked down a photo of the member of the police who led the investigation and made the arrest:

/Can't believe nobody made that joke.
2014-03-22 09:45:56 AM  
2 votes:
2014-03-22 06:27:04 PM  
1 vote:

Galf Eht Teg: Unavailable for comment:

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The one one the far left is a Fremen. Note the total lack of fat or water in her flesh.
2014-03-22 06:23:06 PM  
1 vote:
Unavailable for comment:
2014-03-22 11:55:53 AM  
1 vote:
Not the kind of Spice Bust I was hoping for.
What I really really want.
2014-03-22 11:24:21 AM  
1 vote:

incircles: why would you sell synthetic marijuana in a state that's legalized the real thing?
2014-03-22 10:15:27 AM  
1 vote:

incircles: why would you sell synthetic marijuana in a state that's legalized the real thing?

Sometimes you just want to get naked, throw up and have a heart attack.
2014-03-22 09:34:08 AM  
1 vote:
The Landsraad is going to be pissed.
2014-03-22 09:16:59 AM  
1 vote:
farking Duncan Idaho. By the fourth book I was ready for him to die permanently.
2014-03-22 09:11:35 AM  
1 vote:

The Bene Gesserit witch must leave!
2014-03-22 09:07:45 AM  
1 vote:
Perhaps they are of the East India Trading Company.

2014-03-22 09:06:37 AM  
1 vote:
The spice must flow!
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