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(Fox 31 Denver)   Police in Aurora, Colorado arrest two after finding 12,000 packets of spice. In other news, Aurora police now control the universe   (kdvr.com ) divider line
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2014-03-22 06:23:06 PM  
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2014-03-22 06:27:04 PM  

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The one one the far left is a Fremen. Note the total lack of fat or water in her flesh.
 
2014-03-22 09:25:44 PM  

scsimodem: BREAKING NEWS:  I have tracked down a photo of the member of the police who led the investigation and made the arrest:

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/Can't believe nobody made that joke.


I think that was funny... like er, 20 years ago :P

mmm he was a fine looking specimen back then wasn't he?
 
2014-03-22 09:51:09 PM  

non compos mentat: Bslim: Bah, the only good spice comes off Kessel.

It only makes the run seem to take 12 parsecs. This also explains conflating time and distance measurements.


time and space are the same thing Einstein.
 
2014-03-22 10:17:27 PM  

scsimodem: BREAKING NEWS:  I have tracked down a photo of the member of the police who led the investigation and made the arrest:

[i51.photobucket.com image 399x544]

/Can't believe nobody made that joke.


So, you're saying it was a Sting operation?
 
2014-03-22 10:33:40 PM  
Auroracoin to the moooooon!!!
 
2014-03-22 10:42:42 PM  

UseLessHuman: non compos mentat: Bslim: Bah, the only good spice comes off Kessel.

It only makes the run seem to take 12 parsecs. This also explains conflating time and distance measurements.

time and space are the same thing Einstein.


Which makes it even funnier that we can't get our measurements of them in sync. Silly monkeys we are.
 
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