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(KCCI Des Moines)   Twitter is shocked, SHOCKED that photographers and photo shoppers managed to fit Kim's butt and Kanye's ego on the cover of Vogue   ( kcci.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Kanye West, market trends, Kim Kardashian, photographers, Anna Wintour, Ryan Seacrest, Michelle Obama  
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3642 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Mar 2014 at 8:57 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-22 09:03:56 AM  
C'mon, Vogue.  Let your body move to the music.
 
2014-03-22 09:05:07 AM  
I get the feeling that no one on Fark will even care enough to comment.
 
2014-03-22 09:06:17 AM  
First off, these two are actually a perfect match for each other, in that they are both vapid twunts with no depth whatsoever.

Having said that, you can see where they used "soften" on Kanye's ego, in the photo. It's right under the right  top of the "V" there.
 
2014-03-22 09:07:25 AM  
That's what they should have named the kid. Ego

/Because even if the kid doesn't have an inflated one it'll be dealing with its parents egos for a lifetime
 
2014-03-22 09:14:04 AM  
Deciding to put this sewer skank on the  cover is a jumping the shark moment for Vogue.
 
2014-03-22 09:17:23 AM  
Will the eventual breakup of the two be turned into a reality show?  Will guns be provided to them?
 
2014-03-22 09:18:04 AM  
I see they put her in a form-fitting tight dress
 
2014-03-22 09:18:15 AM  
I would get a bit of satisfaction if this was the lowest selling issue in the history of vogue.

/hate reality "stars"
 
2014-03-22 09:32:49 AM  
The artificial gravity well created by that much mass in a confined space should attract more readers.
 
2014-03-22 09:33:50 AM  

CarnySaur: I get the feeling that no one on Fark will even care enough to comment.


I know I'm not going to. Not worth the time, really. With the time spent commenting here, I could be doing so many other things, like visiting a dairy to see how milk is handled and prepared for delivery. Or plan a series of window displays on home safety. Or help start a library. Or discuss with my dentist what I can do to make my teeth more attractive. So I'm not going to comment.
 
2014-03-22 10:17:25 AM  
She looks like something out of a horror movie in that picture. Her dead eyes look more dead than usual, thanks to the overly heavy eye makeup. Perhaps that's what the photographer was going for, with Kanye playing the role of token black guy who gets killed first, obliviously trying to make out with the psycho hell beast, clueless to the fact that he's about to die a slow, agonizing, gruesome death.
 
2014-03-22 10:18:48 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-22 10:36:00 AM  
Anything is possible with Photoshop.
 
2014-03-22 11:19:53 AM  
 
2014-03-22 11:28:49 AM  
These two being together creates the perfect storm of vapid narcissism in the history of the world. From my world-view, their union is the definition of evil. It's like Cthulhu and Gozer tying the knot.

And the fact that they're  breeding  makes my skin crawl.
 
2014-03-22 11:29:57 AM  

Nix Nightbird: These two being together creates the mostperfect storm of vapid narcissism in the history of the world. From my world-view, their union is the definition of evil. It's like Cthulhu and Gozer tying the knot.

And the fact that they're  breeding  makes my skin crawl.


Sorry. Forgot a word.
 
2014-03-22 11:33:27 AM  
Damn..... with those butt implants I hope he likes the feeling of rubbing against plastic.
 
2014-03-22 11:43:27 AM  
FTFA: "No one is looking at what Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama can't Instagram a (bathing suit) pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day."

No one cares what Obama is wearing because Obama is actually doing things that matter. And I find it hilarious that he thinks that the first lady of the United States not photographing her own ass is somehow indicative of a special skill set possessed only by his vapid sea cow of a wife.
 
2014-03-22 11:51:25 AM  
I will be impressed if they make the cover of

hosted-images.magazine-services.net
or

www.circlearanch.com
 
2014-03-22 11:59:27 AM  
cdn.novafm.com.au
 
2014-03-22 12:21:28 PM  
Gonna take a wild guess and say that Kanye is not smiling in the pic.
 
2014-03-22 12:33:03 PM  

Bane of Broone: Gonna take a wild guess and say that Kanye is not smiling in the pic.


Neither of them are. They had their smile muscles removed to prevent wrinkles.
 
2014-03-22 12:39:16 PM  

LectertheChef: Bane of Broone: Gonna take a wild guess and say that Kanye is not smiling in the pic.

Neither of them are. They had their smile muscles removed to prevent wrinkles.


I think smiling requires too many brain cells.
 
2014-03-22 12:44:34 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "No one is looking at what Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama can't Instagram a (bathing suit) pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day."

No one cares what Obama is wearing because Obama is actually doing things that matter. And I find it hilarious that he thinks that the first lady of the United States not photographing her own ass is somehow indicative of a special skill set possessed only by his vapid sea cow of a wife.


I was thinking the same thing. Sorry, Kanye, but people aren't measured by their Ass pics on Instagram, whatever the hell that is. I'm sure Putin wouldn't have invaded Crimea had their ass pics been better than his, right, Kanye?

/Cannot wait for Kayne to get some kind of commeuppance for his world view.
 
2014-03-22 01:35:55 PM  

Bslim: Deciding to put this sewer skank on the  cover is a jumping the shark moment for Vogue.


Uh, are you aware of what type of magazine Vogue is?

Are you aware of the type of celebrity Kim/Kan are?

If so, then how the fark could this possibly be 'jumping the shark'? In fact, how could it be anything other than 'functions as designed'?
 
2014-03-22 01:51:26 PM  

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/Oblig pairing
 
2014-03-22 03:03:24 PM  
Well, here we are talking about Vogue. I'd call the cover a success.
 
2014-03-23 09:11:16 AM  
Kanye's a piece of human garbage and Kim's a vapid biatch.

Thanks for glorifying them Vogue. I've never purchased or read your rag and will continue not to in a Cal Ripkenesque display of iron man fortitude.
 
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