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(Patch)   When you decide to try to interfere with a cop who's arresting your son, make sure that you wear your best mascara for mugshot goodness   (plainfield.patch.com) divider line 30
    More: Fail, Will County, resisting arrest, speeding  
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2014-03-22 08:25:33 AM  
Alice Cooper has let himself go?
 
2014-03-22 08:29:16 AM  
After a deputy activated his emergency lights, the vehicle turned onto Violetta Street and turned off its lights, then then turned into a driveway, Hoffmeyer said.

and and what happened next?
 
2014-03-22 08:29:52 AM  
Tiger stripes are in Fashionlessmitter.
 
2014-03-22 08:35:07 AM  
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that it's probably not the first time any of that lot has seen the inside of a jail cell.
 
2014-03-22 08:43:43 AM  
And I'm not going to buy that they were just trying to give the officers hugs.
 
2014-03-22 08:48:24 AM  
Im surprised none of them got tased or worse.
 
2014-03-22 08:50:06 AM  
Rawr paint.
 
2014-03-22 08:50:17 AM  
Not a rightious bust; I don't see probable cause here.
 
2014-03-22 09:10:28 AM  
A Sharpie won't run like that.
 
2014-03-22 09:12:57 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: Im surprised none of them got tased or worse.


Maybe they don't own a dog.
 
2014-03-22 09:14:14 AM  
The scary thing? The really scary thing? At one time some guy had sex with... with... her.

/shakes head
//glad my wife is more vain than that
 
hej
2014-03-22 09:15:16 AM  
"Concepcion Lopez"? I know they like pumping out babies, but that name still seems like a bit much.
 
2014-03-22 09:19:23 AM  
Most lives are a series of bad choices.
 
2014-03-22 09:26:05 AM  
I don't understand the whole "mascara running down the face" thing. I wear it, I've worn it for twenty years and never once had this problem. I've cried, went swimming, been caught in rain and snow... Never had mascara running down my face and I don't even use the waterproof.

So what is it? Are they using cheap cosmetics? Applying it wrong?
 
2014-03-22 09:52:20 AM  

Lord Farkwad: Alice Cooper has let himself go?


More like, has Alice Cooper got in better shape?  You must not have seen the guy recently, he could compete with Keith Richards for looking rough.
 
2014-03-22 10:07:12 AM  
Abuelita? Eres Tu?
 
2014-03-22 10:31:16 AM  
Remember that these days our boys in blue are such delicate precious snowflakes that "battery on a police officer" can literally mean "assailant's hand inadvertently brushed against the outside of officer's clothing as he passed by."
 
2014-03-22 10:35:46 AM  

starlost: After a deputy activated his emergency lights, the vehicle turned onto Violetta Street and turned off its lights, then then turned into a driveway, Hoffmeyer said.

and and what happened next?


They crashed into his wife's lover's car.
 
2014-03-22 11:02:18 AM  

Lord Farkwad: Alice Cooper has let himself go?


I was going to say Alice Cooper after a rainstorm.... But I see the bases have been covered. Well done me Lord and carry on.
 
2014-03-22 11:05:44 AM  
I'd pay to see the dashcam video of this situation.

/probably not much, but a little
 
2014-03-22 11:10:45 AM  
Oh shiat, it's THE CROW!
 
2014-03-22 11:32:01 AM  

Satanus Maximus: Oh shiat, it's THE CROW!


No, closer to a Sting cosplayer

www.accelerator3359.com
 
2014-03-22 12:04:01 PM  
The mascara must flow!

Seriously, it's like watching soap operas back in the eighties.
 
2014-03-22 12:19:49 PM  
Not the mother!

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This is the mother!

o.aolcdn.com
 
2014-03-22 12:34:57 PM  
Arresting a family of 5 in their driveway at 2am.

Great use of taxpayer money and some damn fine police work there Lou.

/still zero property crimes solved.
 
2014-03-22 01:32:36 PM  

cchris_39: Arresting a family of 5 in their driveway at 2am.

Great use of taxpayer money and some damn fine police work there Lou.

/still zero property crimes solved.


Yep, because crimes against property are the only crimes that matter. Civil enforcement has no place in an orderly society!
 
2014-03-22 01:57:19 PM  
I'm with the cops on this one.

/because it's only fun on FARK when the cops are the douchebags

//even if the mom is smoking hot by FARK standards
 
hej
2014-03-22 04:29:11 PM  

bratface: Not the mother!

[o.aolcdn.com image 297x294]

This is the mother!

[o.aolcdn.com image 297x294]


Those two pictures juxtapose like that look like they're a part of a particularly freaky Brady Bunch opening collage.
 
2014-03-22 09:08:44 PM  
It's really worth spending a few more cents for waterproof mascara, if caught in a rainstorm, the chance for a swim arises, you suddenly have a deeply emotional encounter, or if you have to fight with The Man and pose for a mugshot. I consider it money well spent.
 
2014-03-22 10:36:21 PM  

cchris_39: Arresting a family of 5 in their driveway at 2am.

Great use of taxpayer money and some damn fine police work there Lou.

/still zero property crimes solved.


Based on where he was driving (I went to high school about 5 miles from there) when they lit him up for speeding they had better then even chances for either a DUI or drug arrest. Notice further down in the article it stated the driver was driving on a revoked license and with no insurance? Good chance he was dumb enough to be driving his own car, which means that they already knew he was revoked. They also knew his gang affiliation and there for already had backup rolling by the time they stopped at the house. And if he was one of the few that stayed out of the gangs (which happens, although rare) that isn't even close to a nice area, so they had backup rolling based on that as well.

So yeah, I'm ok with Will County SD running a speed trap to catch jag offs like this one who are clearly too stupid to be driving. As for the rest of the family, they clearly aren't all that bright either.
 
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