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(Chicago Trib)   If you lie to a cop by claiming you were driving and talking on your cell phone because your mother was at home with chest pains, mom's going to wonder why there are paramedics at her house and what your mug shot is doing in the papers   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 17
    More: Dumbass, mom, Northbrook, cell phones, paramedics, Janet Chencinski, Deerfield, Waukegan, Skokie  
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2014-03-22 03:01:59 AM
Mom has always been a little slow in the uptake.
 
2014-03-22 03:47:55 AM
Still, that's one of the more creative on-the-fly excuses I've seen lately.
 
2014-03-22 03:58:01 AM
Good
 
2014-03-22 04:17:28 AM
This sounds like the kind of stupid thing a teenager would do. But 67?
 
2014-03-22 04:53:15 AM
Elizabeth! This is the big one!
 
2014-03-22 05:17:22 AM
This cop has got to be just laughing.

"So's I asked her 'What's your mom's address?' and she freakin tells me! So's I call out an ambo and instead of a ticket we get to publically humiliate this broad. It's like freakin Christmas in March."
 
2014-03-22 07:30:44 AM

Atomic Spunk: This sounds like the kind of stupid thing a teenager would do. But 67?


When I was in 7th or 8th grade a classmate covered for skipping school by saying that her aunt had died; she was busted 4 months later when her aunt was in town (she only had one) for a few days when hermom had a baby.
In 9th grade a friend, for the same reason, said her mom was in a car accident. A week later, her mom was in a car accident.
We all kept our families out of our lies after that.

/schools didn't call your house back then
//old
 
2014-03-22 08:52:09 AM
Follow up that lie by saying mom has dementia and has forgotten the conversation.
 
2014-03-22 10:54:32 AM
So this farking pig decided to waste more tax payer resources.
 
2014-03-22 11:27:40 AM
Why not call Mom immediately as you drive away.  "Lay down on the floor".

Or throw yourself on the ground and start moaning.

/should I try this next time I get stopped?
 
2014-03-22 11:28:30 AM

octopied: Follow up that lie by saying mom has dementia and has forgotten the conversation.


This is why Farkers scare me.

You guys are too creative for your own good.


As for the story:
Well played, mr. Officer. Well played.
 
2014-03-22 11:54:11 AM

Bslim: So this farking pig decided to waste more tax payer resources.


Exactly. Who said that any and all chest pains warrant the paramedics?
 
2014-03-22 12:32:45 PM
Should have called Red Fox you big dummy.
 
2014-03-22 02:05:11 PM
Good for the cops.
 
2014-03-22 03:42:23 PM
Say Vandelay Industries! Say Vandelay Industries!
 
2014-03-22 03:43:11 PM

Hector Remarkable: Say Vandelay Industries! Say Vandelay Industries!


She never became a banker.
 
2014-03-22 11:51:44 PM
The police suck.   My spidey sense tells me they knew she was bluffing; they went out of their way to screw this woman.

She did what many people would do - try to avoid a silly fine.

Silly?  Because of THIS:

http://usa.streetsblog.org/2013/06/17/aaa-hands-free-devices-dont-so lv e-distracted-driving-dangers/

Why not just ban cars....My God, government worshipping, obeying mindless drones.
 
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