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(News 13 Orlando)   A guy walks into a bar, drinks $80 worth of shots, sets fire to trash can in the bathroom and punches several people in the face on the way out. Not a joke setup, a standard Friday in Florida   (mynews13.com) divider line 29
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2014-03-22 01:57:21 AM  
Florida Man is really the worst superhero of all time.
 
2014-03-22 01:57:45 AM  
That's a surprise, it wasn't a Ft Lauderdale bar
 
2014-03-22 02:00:14 AM  
Spring Break is coming.
 
2014-03-22 02:05:31 AM  

red5ish: Spring Break is coming.


I don't think spring break kids get to open tabs
 
2014-03-22 02:05:33 AM  
Lunacy is a year-round fruit in the Sunshine State....
 
2014-03-22 02:05:34 AM  
80$ worth of shots?  So, like... 8?

// Kind of the most traditionally overpriced thing in the bar, there.
 
2014-03-22 02:06:23 AM  
A thimble of printer ink?
 
2014-03-22 02:09:59 AM  

red5ish: Spring Break is coming.


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-22 02:34:57 AM  
This would make a great scene in a Patrick Swayze movie.
 
2014-03-22 02:49:01 AM  
Police said he punched them all in the face

I want every newspaper article ever written about me to include this phrase.
 
2014-03-22 03:03:07 AM  

red5ish: Spring Break is coming.


No, spring break is already here.
 
2014-03-22 03:08:55 AM  
Everybody needs a hobby.
 
2014-03-22 03:22:27 AM  

Jim_Callahan: 80$ worth of shots?  So, like... 8?

// Kind of the most traditionally overpriced thing in the bar, there.


Well, if that's the sort of response they elicit, I'd charge a lot for them too.
 
2014-03-22 03:23:34 AM  
Police said he punched them all in the face...
 
2014-03-22 03:36:07 AM  
Another Knights of Columbus initiation rite gone bad.
 
2014-03-22 03:55:44 AM  

Jim_Callahan: 80$ worth of shots?  So, like... 8?

// Kind of the most traditionally overpriced thing in the bar, there.


Was coming in to comment on this ridiculous metric but I see that you've already got it covered.
/carry on then
 
2014-03-22 06:06:47 AM  
bar tab was only $80? am I supposed to be impressed or something?
 
2014-03-22 06:11:07 AM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2014-03-22 06:44:19 AM  
Isn't that just Bill Braski?
 
2014-03-22 08:23:13 AM  
He has good aim for a drunk guy.

If a bar can`t sell you booze if you are drunk, what if you are very sober and they sell you so much booze that you will be very very drunk?

Aren`t they just as responsible?
 
2014-03-22 09:21:59 AM  

MustardTiger: This would make a great scene in a Patrick Swayze movie.


Too late, he's dead.
 
2014-03-22 10:23:55 AM  
Looks like Tommy vercetti is at it again.
 
2014-03-22 10:44:56 AM  
Guy tried that inna pub
All but the flamy trash can
Bought me one
It was otay
 
2014-03-22 01:28:41 PM  
Bartender was an idiot for selling him $80 worth of shots at the same time. Although depending on the type of place he was in, that could have only been 4 shots.
 
2014-03-22 01:46:43 PM  

Bucky Katt: red5ish: Spring Break is coming.

No, spring break is already here.


^^ this

Winter quarter ended yesterday (March 21). Spring quarter starts March 31. How much can you pack into 9 days? Travel, drinking, sleeping, and other stuff.
 
2014-03-22 01:49:22 PM  

djslowdive: bar tab was only $80? am I supposed to be impressed or something?


Came here to point this out. Go to someplace like Mortons and buy a bottle of wine. $80 is the tip.
 
2014-03-22 02:40:08 PM  
Or "any weekday" in Wisconsin according to my cousin from there.
 
2014-03-22 09:45:48 PM  
I have never heard of ANYONE named Buchanan who wasn't a coont, the 15th President included.
 
2014-03-22 10:01:24 PM  
Why do people even go to bars? Go buy a bottle of what you like and drink at home, much cheaper and you don't end up like this.
 
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